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People Reveal How They Woke Up In Bed With A Stranger| thumbnail text - cbelt3 11 hours ago 2 Got really drunk at a dorm party. Ended up carrying a passed out girl up to her room (3 flights of stairs, elevator was out). Plunked her in her bed, took her shoes off. Then passed out on her floor. She woke me up by stepping on me and yelling at me. I was too hung over to argue and just left. 2.7k Reply Give Award Share Report Save

People Reveal How They Woke Up In Bed With A Stranger

Fifteen Questions Posed On Tumblr Which Are Suspiciously Valid| thumbnail text - kyleehenke Follow how did my ancestors survive the brutal unforgiving wilderness when I get anxiety sweats from going to Target cryptideridan Follow to be fair im sure your ancestors would have the exact same reaction going to a Target

Fifteen Questions Posed On Tumblr Which Are Suspiciously Valid

Funniest Tweets From People Fantasizing What The World Would Look Like Without Men| thumbnail text - Bella @BellaLaRue1 #LifeWithoutMenWouldBe great for the makers of batteries.

Funniest Tweets From People Fantasizing What The World Would Look Like Without Men

Painfully Relatable Memes About being Over 40| thumbnail text - DanicaBananica @Da... Mar 6 ••. Welcome to your 40s! Did you just pee? Congratulations! You have to pee again! 13

Painfully Relatable Memes About being Over 40

Non-Americans Expose The Dumbest Thing An American Actually Said To Them| thumbnail text - 66 "I didn't know Alabama had its own language." After I said I speak Albanian.

Non-Americans Expose The Dumbest Thing An American Actually Said To Them

Tweets About Things Millennials Did Which Apparently Make Them Old| thumbnail text - ghost @HolyTyranny ... My 9 yearold cousin just called me old because i have "headphones with wires on them" did that actually just happen 1:45 PM · Feb 8, 2019 · Twitter for Android

Tweets About Things Millennials Did Which Apparently Make Them Old

People Expose How a the ‘Weird Kid’ From Their School Got Their Reputation| thumbnail text - likesevenchickens • 8h Did an extremely impressive seagull impression. Never mind, that was actually the cool kid.

People Expose How The ‘Weird Kid’ From Their School Got Their Reputation

Ten Lamest Excuses Guys Give To Avoid Commitment| Thumbnail text - 99 I I don't believe in labels. 66

Ten Lamest Excuses Guys Give To Avoid Commitment

People Unveil Things Someone Can Do That Immediately Screams, 'I'm An A-Hole"| thumbnail text - PixelSpecter · 6h "Do you know who I am?" No and if you were important enough then I would know who you are. G Reply 1 1.2k 3 ... +

People Unveil Things Someone Can Do That Immediately Screams, 'I'm An A-Hole"

Fifteen Of The Dumbest Pieces Of Advice Women Got When They Were Pregnant| thumbnail text - SoldMySoulForHairDye · 2y While pregnant with me, my mom was told that drinking beer would help her baby develop and be nice and chubby. I was five weeks early and barely six pounds. 18.6k ...

Fifteen Of The Dumbest Pieces Of Advice Women Received When They Were Pregnant

Funniest Tumblr Posts Of People Roasting Their Love Life| Thumbnail text - 17yr: overhearing coffee dates is always just listening to men Ted Talk to the girl they're with "enough about what i have to say about this topic, let's see what i have to say about this other topic" 5 years ago (43,841 notes)

Funniest Tumblr Posts Of People Roasting Their Love Life

People Expose The Hobbies That Scream, "He Doesn't Have A Girlfriend"| thumbnail text - mercenaryghostwriter · 19h Earnestly attempting to initiate debates on Twitter. It's Twitter, dude. I'm not going to pretend to take you or your anime userpic seriously.

People Expose The Hobbies That Scream, 'He Doesn't Have A Girlfriend'

People Unveil The Most Useless Things They Learned In School| thumbnail text - dumbinternetstuff · 17h S They mostly taught us to ask permission in order to use the bathroom.

People Unveil The Most Useless Things They Learned In School

Sex ed horror stories from teachers and students | thumbnail Text - AlsoIHaveAGroupon 1.7k points · 24 days ago We did a thing in 9th grade where anyone could write down a question anonymously. One was about average penis size. This was in the early 90s, so that wasn't something we could just google. The sex ed teacher, who was highly trained at coaching football but probably not at sex ed, told us "between 7 and 9 inches." Probably every guy nervously glanced around the room and tried

Sex-Ed Horror Stories From Teachers And Students

10 Random And Fascinating Facts About Human Sexuality| thumbnail text - 6. The egg actually chooses the sperm Most of us imagine conception as a race to egg where the fastest sperm wins and gets to pass on its genes to the baby-to-be. This is false. In reality, eggs have sophisticated biological mechanisms that actively choose which sperm they allow in and it isn't always the first one to arrive. the

10 Random And Fascinating Facts About Human Sexuality

broke memes for anyone so broke they're counting the pennies until payday | thumbnail text - looking at the water bill and realizing that crying in the shower is no longer an option wanna be rich enough so i can hold my laptop like this

Broke Memes For Anyone Who Can Relate To An Empty Bank Account