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Creepy Role Play Texts People Sent To Their Crush

Flirting is a subtle art that, unfortunately, not everyone possesses the natural finesse to deliver. When it comes to texting your crush, there are unwritten rules of the dos and don'ts that will either get you that date or turn them off forever. Nestled somewhere among the don'ts is the overuse of role plays, specifically the *insert action* template. No one wants you to spell out action by action what you would be doing if you were in person, especially if you're saying creepy things. It's not cute, it's not sexy, and it will only end badly for you. Trust me on this one. If you don't believe me, read through these texts.

creepy role play texts people sent to their crushes | thumbnail text - YOU MATCHED WITH JACOB ON 12/25/20 Hey Isabel My friend has a Chinese gf so I know about your culture or whatever So maybe I could make some shrimp fried rice then show you my shrimp;) Today 10:29 PM i'm screaming this has to be the worst thing anyone has ever messaged me LMFAO Sent
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Funny Instagram Account Mixing Art With 'Texts From Your Existential Dread'

Texts From Your Existentialist is the Instagram account you didn't know you needed. It mixes classic art with deep existential thoughts, creating memes by placing deep satirical musings in speech bubbles on top of art and film stills. It aims to mimic the texts from your existential dread, providing you with the perfect balance of dark humor and philosophical musings. Ladies, I have a feeling you'll relate to these pretty hard.

funny Instagram account mixing art with texts from your existential dread | am ghost Christmas present. | Is there YouTube tutorial perfect cat eye and accentuate endless suffering being yet or nah?
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Sneak Peeks Into Texts Between Celebs: Rebel Wilson's Health Journey

We're back with some more insights into the intimate lives of your fave celebs. A sneak peek into what happens behind the closed doors of the rich and famous, if you will. Welcome to our parody series of celebrities' intimate conversations with their family and friends with the hope to make you laugh (or cry, it's totally up to you how you react!) This week, together with Mock Diaries, we bring you the texts that Rebel Wilson's famous friends sent her to support her through her "Year of Health."

satirical text conversation between Rebel Wilson and her famous friends on her health | thumbnail Text - Chris Pratt Don't stop when you're tired. Stop when you pass out, regain consciousness, and pass out a second time my trainer used say until punched him face. Now he doesn't say much train bet.
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Sneak Peeks Into Texts Between Celebs: Zayn Malik and Yolanda Hadid

Ever wondered what famous people text their other famous friends? Come on, admit it, we've all been there. Are their conversations as weird and mundane as the regular folk, or do they just gossip about other celebs? Does Beyoncé really shoot text Jay Z to grab some milk on his way home? I guess we'll never know, but we've teamed up with Mock Diaries to bring you parodies of celebrities' intimate conversations with their family and friends with the hope to make you laugh (or cry, it's totally up to you how you react!)

satirical text conversation between Zayn and Yolanda Hadid when Gigi gave birth - thumbnail includes pictures of zayn, gigi and yolanda and their text conversation | taking Gigi hospital right now She says baby is coming real, this time. This is not drill OMG Ok keep posted on every little thing happens. There's no way falling back asleep. Shit. Can't find car keys Do know where they are? Gigi's freaking out DID FALL ASLEEP? YOLANDA Found them
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Awkward Texts That Were Sent To Parents By Mistake

Everyone knows and can relate to the anxiety caused by sending a text to the wrong person. Whether it's to your boss, an ex-boyfriend, or sending a text about someone to that person by mistake, these slip-ups can cause a mini heart-attack each time. But perhaps the worst is when you send a text to your parents containing some sort of sexually explicit message that was clearly meant for someone else. The stress that causes, is another level, and reading through these texts can give you a taste of just how bad some kids have put their foot in it. 

awkward texts that kids sent to their parents by mistake | Mom Edit If my family asks just say are my roommate can't deal with this coming out right now. Ok so would like pretend didn't see And continue pretending not know always known since were 5? Well wasn't supposed happen. Can't wait meet roommate xoxoxoxo Omg mom stop | Daddy Contact Read 12:45 AM Did mean send this Answer phone NOW Are serious Is this is do whole at School
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Epic Texts People Sent To Douchebags Who Couldn't Take A Hint

Most women have met their fair share of men who are utterly clueless in the love department and unfortunately, it's not always easy to know the best way to shut a D-bag down. Men, when it comes to romance, it's not that hard to get it right. Be a gentleman, treat a lady with respect and take the hint when you're told no. Basically, just don't be a creep. That's really all we ask. These texts might inspire you ladies with the perect line next time that guy on Tinder isn't getting the hint. 

epic texts douchebags hint creepy guys nsfw funny | ill slide my hands down thighs and start kiss stomach making eye contact after every kiss Then ill stop at hip bones and ask whats dinner And youll say LASAGNA
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Face-palm Texts Parents Are Sending During Quarantine

Parents are pretty bad with technology at the best of times, but when it comes to COVID-19, parents are stepping it up a notch. Whether it's cracking some good ol' dad jokes, or sharing pictures of panicking when you don't reply to their text for two whole minutes, it seems the pandemic is really bringing out the worst in parents texting etiquette. Check out some of these hilarious texts people have been sent by their parents - pure comedy gold!

funny texts parents quarantine coronavirus memes twitter | Samantha Quek @SamanthaQuek Just read this text my Dad Today 15:59 Just heads up, if get an email Department Health saying not eat tinned pork and ham because contains Covid-19 ignore s spam.
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Brilliant Texts People Received From Their Grandparents

Today's generation has grown up with view their mobile phones (and all technology, really), as an essential part of who they are; like another limb. They don't know life without it and would struggle if it became obsolete. But that means the older generation has no choice but to learn how to use them too if they have any hope of keeping in touch with their family. Since mobile phones don't come as second nature to them, there is a learning and adjusting period and sometimes, that is a hilarious process. Here are some texts that people have received from their grandparents, which will make you laugh, saw "awww" and sigh all at the same time as the older folk try to navigate the world of technology. Hey, at least they're trying! 

funny texts, grandparents, Instagram, technology, struggle, texts, grandma, grandpa, struggle | * 33% 00000 Fido 6:33 PM Details Messages Grandma Today 6:00 PM Why does everyone hate Nickelback??
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Storytime: When Dad Goes Shopping For The Christmas Tree Alone

'Tis the season! Folks are beginning to get into the holiday spirit and one of the first (and largest) signs of that is getting a big ol' Christmas tree! 

But what happens when dads go tree shopping alone? 

In this case, a series of hilarity ensues, in the form of iMessages. 


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Moms Texting Might Just Be Our Favorite Thing Of All Time (20 Texts)

Parents on social media and texting are just so incredibly entertaining, we could read these forever. 

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34 Screenshots Of Someone Brutally Messing With A Scammer That Will Amuse You Indefinitely

It's always nice when the scammers get scammed themselves! A little bit of karma. Enjoy this wild ride of a conversation, as it takes on new directions you WON'T see coming! 

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