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Online dating can be a terrifying feat. But one of the MOST terrifying things on earth can be your gastrointestinal system….especially since it can strike when you least expect it! Put those two things together and add in a haunted house with no bathroom and sh*t can be straight-up horrifying…Literally! Together with The Single Society, we're sharing these dating disasters with the world, and here is one of the spookiest, by far!

Breakups can bring out the petty side in us - when a relationship ends badly, it's reasonable and expected to want to get a one-up over our exes. Sensible? No. But a natural human instinct? Yes. And anyone who says otherwise has never had their heart ripped out of their chest. Am I right?

A Reddit thread has asked people what the pettiest things they've done after a breakup are, and the answers are hilarious. From faking positive pregnancy tests to signing their exes up to porn websites, it's all here to sink your teeth into.

Think you have a good story when people ask you how you and your significant other met? Well, you don't. People on twitter can't get over this morbidly hilarious love story told by twitter user @sixthformpoet who shared how he met his wife. The saga starts off sad (with his father's death), then twists so many times and ends up being the meet-cute story of the year. 

The power of a clipboard, ladies and gents. The question on Quora, "Have you ever had a job where you did nothing for years and nobody found out?" brought out a story of a man named Bob, told by user Shayne Wyatt.

This stepdad has decided to tweet out and give the world a play-by-play of one the most relatable love stories of our time. His stepson believes no one knows about the girl in his bedroom and is trying to smuggle her out quietly, and discreetly to keep it that way. Will they make it or won't they? Read on to find out! 

@Avitable was sitting very patiently waiting for students to arrive to learn the exciting world of Algebra! He even brought them candy! (A+ for this teacher!) But, sadly it seemed no one cared enough to EVEN SHOW UP! But not to worry, @avitable decided to update his Twitter feed and document the whole event... and made one heck of a funny story from it! 

A Reddit user needed to vent. So what better way than to the internet? thr111 took to the "offmychest" section of Reddit and proceeded to tell the most epic revenge story that he didn't even know would be so satisfying. And hey, after reading what his story... we all wish we could one day just do the same.

Mitch Feltscheer (@mitchfel) recently shared the story of how a sentimental moment took a quick turn into a hilarious story...

True story! Don't believe us? Just take a scroll down through @BradColes's story!