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My Dating Nightmare: Explosive Diarrhea Disaster On Halloween

Online dating can be a terrifying feat. But one of the MOST terrifying things on earth can be your gastrointestinal system….especially since it can strike when you least expect it! Put those two things together and add in a haunted house with no bathroom and sh*t can be straight-up horrifying…Literally! Together with The Single Society, we're sharing these dating disasters with the world, and here is one of the spookiest, by far!

dating fail about a guy who had diarrhea on first date on halloween | thumbnail Text - I just shit my pants | Apparently, the scariest thing about this evening was Bryce's gastrointestinal system because he sh*t his pants right in the middle of the haunted house.
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Pettiest Things People Did After A Breakup

Breakups can bring out the petty side in us - when a relationship ends badly, it's reasonable and expected to want to get a one-up over our exes. Sensible? No. But a natural human instinct? Yes. And anyone who says otherwise has never had their heart ripped out of their chest. Am I right?

A Reddit thread has asked people what the pettiest things they've done after a breakup are, and the answers are hilarious. From faking positive pregnancy tests to signing their exes up to porn websites, it's all here to sink your teeth into.

Stories of pettiest Things People Did After A Breakup - cover pic story about changing HBO password so ex couldn't watch Game of Thrones | MultinucleateClub 16.7k points 1 year ago waited until fifteen minutes before new season game thrones started change password on my hbo account knew he still using.
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This Guy Shares The Weirdest Story Of How He Met His Wife And It Starts With a Murder

Think you have a good story when people ask you how you and your significant other met? Well, you don't. People on twitter can't get over this morbidly hilarious love story told by twitter user @sixthformpoet who shared how he met his wife. The saga starts off sad (with his father's death), then twists so many times and ends up being the meet-cute story of the year. 

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Quick Story About A Man Who Did Nothing For Years And Got Paid For It

The power of a clipboard, ladies and gents. The question on Quora, "Have you ever had a job where you did nothing for years and nobody found out?" brought out a story of a man named Bob, told by user Shayne Wyatt.

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Man's Stepson Tries To Smuggle Girl Out Of Home While The Whole Family Is Awake (8 Tweets)

This stepdad has decided to tweet out and give the world a play-by-play of one the most relatable love stories of our time. His stepson believes no one knows about the girl in his bedroom and is trying to smuggle her out quietly, and discreetly to keep it that way. Will they make it or won't they? Read on to find out! 

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Teacher Amusingly Documents The Day No Students Showed Up To His Class

@Avitable was sitting very patiently waiting for students to arrive to learn the exciting world of Algebra! He even brought them candy! (A+ for this teacher!) But, sadly it seemed no one cared enough to EVEN SHOW UP! But not to worry, @avitable decided to update his Twitter feed and document the whole event... and made one heck of a funny story from it! 

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Guy Gets The Absolutely Most Satisfying Revenge, That Wasn't Even Planned

A Reddit user needed to vent. So what better way than to the internet? thr111 took to the "offmychest" section of Reddit and proceeded to tell the most epic revenge story that he didn't even know would be so satisfying. And hey, after reading what his story... we all wish we could one day just do the same.

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