funny stories

Ah, Uber. The revolutionary mode of transportation is a popular app used by millennials everywhere, and as expected, filled with funny and wild stories, which are mostly told from the passengers POV ... but what about the drivers? They hear everything. All day long. And here are some of the funniest things they've shared with the rest of the world:

We'll take "Things That Never Happened" for 500, Alex. Here's a healthy size dump of stories that more than likely never happened. And are actually pretty darn cringey. Enjoy! 

Walmart is a dangerous, dangerous place, and one must never venture there alone or there won't be back-up evidence for the strange sightings you will see. Be cautious. 

Do you ever just suddenly remember something absolutely horrifying that you did/happened to you? Us too. These tweets are made up of those nightmares and we're sharing them with you. Enjoy! 

h/t: Izismile

Twitter user @mhoye gave everyone on Twitter the ultimate opportunity to tell the most ridiculous true story or event that happened to them that well, no one would believe. @mhoye asked followers "what's the least plausible story about yourself that's true." The answers will have you wondering if these stories are even true, then you'll think... who can make this up!?

These stories might make you wonder if people out there in the world have any common sense, and will make you appreciate doctors so much more!