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Savage But Funny Tweets About Married Life

Finding your life partner and settling down for happily ever after is a dream that many people are lucky enough to live. But even when you do find your person, it's not all roses and sparkles. Living with the same person every day means that the little things can start to annoy you, and you have to find a way to deal with it. For some people, it's therapy, and for others, it's venting on Twitter. Scroll through these funny tweets about marriage that put all things about love into perspective and give some much-needed relief about the realities of married life.




marriage tweets from people who are so over their spouse | thumbnail text - Lil Bit @LizerReal Get married so you can passive aggressively give your spouse the janky silverware at dinner when you're mad. 7:14 PM Jun 1, 2021 · Twitter Web App 274 Retweets 16 Quote Tweets 1,873 Likes
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Tweets From People As Single As A Sour Cream and Onion Pringle

Dating this past year has been... interesting. Basically, anyone who has attempted it while keeping up with regulations deserves an award and free therapy as an added bonus. But let's be real, for some of this year didn't really change our motivation to go out there and find people to date at all, we've never been that b*tch.

For anyone who being single has basically become their established brand, these Tweets are for you.

Tweets From People As Single As A Sour Cream and Onion Pringle| thumbnail text - J Murch @J_murch25 I'm sorry for roasting you I was trying to flirt 7:48 PM · Jun 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,627 Retweets 298 Quote Tweets 9,426 Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Capturing The Trials And Tribulations Of Love

Being in love is the best thing in the world. Finding that person to be your rock, best friend, and lover is difficult, but once you find them, you're golden. Apart from the fights, of course. Those are sh*t. But then again, so is spooning yourself to sleep—or so we've heard. But whatever your situation, you have to laugh about it, right? Luckily, these brutally honest relationship tweets will make you giggle like no other. And if you're into these tweets, check out our last week's list as well.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Shade 5 ... @Shade510 Wife: Do you want me to help you? Marriage Translation: Would you like me to tell you what you're doing wrong? 1:26 AM · Jun 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 125 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 403 Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week

Another week has passed, which means seven more days of people trying to navigate their way through the ups and downs of romance. Whether you're single, married, in a situationship, or recently coupled up, relationships are hard work. Being in love is great and all, but always having to consider someone else can be exhausting. Luckily, Twitter is here for people to vent out their relationship struggles and entertain the masses at the same time. Welcome to this week's funniest relationship tweets. 



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Anne Sundell @anne_sundell i have come across so many of the same people on dating apps over the years i've started to see them as coworkers 4:55 PM · May 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 978 Retweets 97 Quote Tweets 18.1K Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets That Had Us Howling

Relationships are all fun and games when they're going well, but when they're not, well... it's a whole different story. But that's why Twitter was invented because what's the fun in keeping your relationship gripes to yourself when you can broadcast them for the world to read? Reading through a bunch of funny people moaning about the trials and tribulations of their relationships—or lack thereof—will either make you grateful to be single, realize that your significant other isn't that bad, or feel less alone in your relationship drama. And here are some more funny relationship tweets for when you're done with these.




funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Ariana Lenarsky @aardvarsk dating a very social person in their 30s is like starting a show in its 20th season with 125 characters and 3,000 storyarcs to learn 7:15 PM May 21, 2021 Twitter Web App 7,449 Retweets 1,535 Quote Tweets 141.8K Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (May 21, 2021)

Tina Turner once famously sang, "What's love got to do, got to do with it"? Well, everything. The thing about love is that we can't live without it, but boy, oh boy, can it drive us up the wall. Whether you're happily single or pining for someone you can't have, or whether you're in a messy situationship or happily married, love affects us all. So here are this week's funniest relationship tweets, which bring some humor and a positive spin on that tricky little thing that we call love—all, from the big wide world of Twitter.




funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - SPICOY disaster The Spicy Disaster Mama MAMA @spicydisasterma Dating- "Hey I'm going to go take a shower" = come join me Married- "Hey I'm going to go take a shower" = if you and/or the kids interrupt me I am going to cut you 5:20 PM · May 19, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 15 Retweets 62 Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (May 14, 2021)

Twitter is great for many things, but one of our favorite uses is seeing people's funny relationship tweets. Because why pay for therapy when you can tweet about your relationship woes and get the sympathy of the entire Twitter population? Each week we bring you the funniest relationship tweets we found over the past seven days, so you can read them and hopefully feel better about any trials or tribulations you might be having in your relationship. After all, common ground is what brings us all together, even if it is our relationship struggles. Right?




funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Lane Moore @hellolanemoore dating apps will really see you swipe left and be like "you just missed a potential match!" which is basically them saying "you sure you don't wanna settle, babe???" 11:54 PM May 10, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 24 Retweets 483 Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (May 7, 2021)

Being in love isn't all flowers and unicorns. Sometimes your significant other can piss you off so much that you want to punch a hole in the wall (ala-Andy from The Office). And when that happens, Twitter is at your service, to vent your frustrations to the world and hopefully find some solace in other people's relationship woes. Welcome to your weekly dose of funniest relationship tweets to dig into. And when you're finished with these, here are last week's gems to peruse through.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland Let's get married and have kids so instead of hitting a happy hour on Friday you can wash sports uniforms and I can try to pick which can of beer or seltzer pairs best with the hamburger helper l'm making. 9:08 PM Apr 30, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 38 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 734 Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (April 30, 2021)

Ah, love — it's a pain in the ass, but we can't live without it. Each week scour Twitter and collected this week's funniest relationship tweets where people vent about all their love-related woes or lack thereof. So whether you're happily in love, in some sort of weird situationship, or you're single as a pringle, these relationship tweets will speak to you on some level. And when you're done with these, check out last week's funniest relationship tweets which are equally as entertaining.




funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Rodney Lacroix ... @RodLacroix Walked over to kiss my wife as she walked in from work and she said those six magical words to me: "Ugh. Did you eat garlic today?" 11:17 PM Apr 20, 2021 · Twitter Web App 3 Retweets 23 Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (April 16, 2021)

Relationships can be challenging, but it makes things a little easier when you can vent about it on Twitter. And you can bet that whatever frustrations you're going through in your relationship, someone else is experiencing the same thing in theirs. Each week we collect the funniest relationship tweets we could find over the past seven days, and these are just as funny as last week's collection. With any luck, they'll make you feel a little less alone with your own love-related struggles.  



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Vinod Chhapro0 @Chhapiness I handed my wife lavender scented soap while she was doing dishes, her reaction proved that lavender does not have any calming effect 4:50 PM · Apr 12, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 104 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 417 Likes
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Funny Tweets About Ways Couples Get Revenge During Fights

We all know that one crazy couple that takes things way out of hand in front of single innocent bystanders who have no idea how to respond. Relationships can be intense, and some couples can take it way too far. As the wise Taylor Swift once sang, "it'll leave you breathless, or with a nasty scar." People have taken to Twitter to share how far couples have gone in getting revenge, and of course, it's hilarious. Scroll down for some top-notch couple revenge tweets. 

funny tweets about petty ways couples get revenge during fights | thumbnail text - URSULA ... @3sunzzz My husband pissed me off so when he wasn't looking I poured water on the floor in front of the dishwasher. He's been fixing it for the past 2 hours. 4:09 PM · Oct 12, 2019 · Twitter for Android 3,615 Retweets 461 Quote Tweets 23.8K Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (April 2, 2021)

Ahh, love. It brings us joy and heartbreak, happiness and misery. The ups and downs of relationships can undoubtedly drive you crazy, so why not vent your frustrations out on the internet? Nowadays, Twitter is the therapist you never knew you needed; it's the place to bitch about your partner when they're driving you crazy, guaranteeing you all the sympathy you need. And the bonus? You get to entertain the masses at the same time. Welcome to this week's funniest relationship tweets, which prove that the Twitter gods have once again shone their light down on us and given us another batch of laughs at the expense of other people's love lives.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Jawbreaker @sixfootcandy My dog just yawned while my husband was talking to him and I totally get it. 8:21 PM · Mar 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 197 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 1,330 Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (March 26, 2021)

Another week has gone by, which means another week of people doing their best not to kill their significant other because of the way they're breathing, blinking, or blowing their nose. Or just for the way they exist. I mean, love is great and all that, but after a while, your partner can start to grind your gears and drive you a little crazy. Or, stark-raving mad. That's why Twitter makes for such a great outlet when it comes to airing your relationship woes. Welcome to this week's funniest relationship tweets, which give you an insight into the trials and tribulations of the general population's love life. Hopefully, they will make you feel less... alone?

funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry You can send all the flowers or write all the romantic poetry you want but until you pretend to be asleep when your wife farts loud enough to register on a Richter scale, you know nothing of real romance 8:58 PM · Mar 20, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 70 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 421 Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (March 19, 2021)

Isn't it so lovely to be in a relationship? You love someone and they love you back - so crazy, and yet so simple. Except sometimes it's not so simple. Sometimes it can get hectic and messy and complicated. People talk to Twitter on a daily basis to tweet about the ups and downs of relationships, and they're funny AF. Check 'em out below. 


funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Not the Nanny @not_thenanny ... Do husbands realize that when we're out running errands and they text us things like, "when are you gonna be home, these kids are wild," we just add more stops on our to-do list? 6:46 PM · Mar 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 39 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 320 Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (March 12, 2021)

In social media world, relationships are sparkling and perfect, the state of mind where everybody wants to be. But in the real world, this perfect exterior completely shatters. People take to Twitter on a weekly basis to blast their significant other in the funniest way. Once you see the tweets below, you'll be counting your blessings about being single. Scroll on down for this week's funniest relationship tweets.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Laura Marie @lmegordon Of course men and women can be friends without being attracted to each other. It's called "marriage." 6:27 AM - Mar 7, 2021 - Twitter for Android 485 Retweets 51 Quote Tweets 3,494 Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (March 5, 2021)

Another week has passed, which means seven more days of people trying to navigate their way through the ups and downs of romance. Whether you're single, married, in a situationship, or recently coupled up, relationships are hard work. And sometimes, you need to vent about it on Twitter before you go crazy. Each week, we collect the funniest relationship tweets to give you a glimpse into the struggles that other people are experiencing, which will hopefully make you feel better about your shambles of a love-life. And when you're done with these, here are last week's, which are equally as funny.


funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Sahana Srinivasan ... @sahana_srini Why do guys turn into customer service when u start sexting them like "I can help you with that :)" 8:56 PM · Feb 28, 2021 · Twitter Web App 553 Retweets 42 Quote Tweets 11.8K Likes
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