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Famous Sayings With A Comma And "B*tch" Added To The End: A Reddit Thread

There are thousands of famous quotes and sayings that we embed into our everyday speech. Whether it's a Shakespeare quote, a line from a movie, or the lyric from a song, we use without even realizing it. But what happens when these sayings have a little rude twist at the end? A hilarious AskReddit thread has got people giving famous quotes that sound better if you add a comma and "bitch" to the end and the results are absolutely amazing. "It's Britney, bitch, bitch". 

Quote by ghandi adding comma and bitch to the end of it | IcyProgress0 554 points 9 hours ago must be change wish see world, bitch Gandhi
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Inspirational Quotes About Life With A Pessimistic Twist

Every day, our Instagram, Twitter and Facebook feeds are bombarded with inspirational and uplifting quotes to help us keep our chin up. But one Instagram account called @unspirational run by Elan Gale aims to do the exact opposite. As its name suggests, it posts quotes that have a twist on the standard encouraging tone we are used to and, according to the calendar that it also produces, aims to "keep it real, keep it honest, and keep you chuckling with a slightly sassy, sometimes swear-y, and mostly pessimistic twist on the cliche inspiration that is supposed to keep you grounded and optimistic". 

We've collected some of the funniest quotes from the account for you to enjoy and brighten up your day. Or not...

Instagram, satire, uninspirational, quotes, funny, inspirational, funny quotes | blue sky and clouds over a field good place put inspirational quotes is up ass. remember thought this year going be better than last year? LOL
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This Collection Of T-Shirts Is The Perfect Way To Piss Off Others

Each of the shirts in the collection makes sense, but is slightly wrong, making it almost impossible to resist the urge to correct them. Via: Eat liver



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