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Some More Real Cute, Wholesome Kid Quotes

Ahhh, kids. They really know how to test our patience. But with all the nerves they get on, they do also have their cute moments. Kids R The Best Screenwriters is the hilarious page that collects the most adorable, funny, and wholesome real quotes from real kids. It's fascinating to get an insight into small kids' minds and see how their brains work, all through listening to the tidbits they share. So scroll through the latest collection, which is bound to put a smile on your face.

funny real quotes from little kids | thumbnail Text - Night Quote Naomi (5yrs): Mom, dying sucks. Mom, curious: Why? Naomi: Because if your nose itches, there's nothing you can do about it! EKids R the best screenwriters SEND US YOUR KIDS' QUOTES!
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Uninspirational Quotes For The Uninspired

If you're the type of person, who loves reading a good inspirational quote with a strategically placed sunset backdrop, then this Instagram page is not for you. Unspirational is the account with uncomfortable truths about life that will both demotivate and depress you but will also hit you with a good ol' dose of reality. Because who are we kidding; 2020 is a sh*tshow, and a bunch of fridge magnet positivity quotes isn't going to change a thing. Scroll down for some funny (ish) nuggets of wisdom.

funny uninspiring quotes to demotivate you | thumbnail includes two quotes Text - oh, good another stupid day just what i needed, if you don't have anything nice to say, we could probably be friends
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Funny Results Of Adding 'Without A Penis' To Famous Quotes And Movie Lines

Famous quotes from movies, philosophers, world leaders, and authors are well-known for a reason; they are (mostly) inspiring, impactful, and smart. Words are powerful. But when you alter the quotes, even just by a little bit, their meanings can change drastically, and their impact can be lost. This was proved by a recent AskReddit thread, which called for people to add "without a penis" onto the ends of famous quotes or movie lines. The results are hilarious and show just how powerful three little words can be.  Here are some of the funniest ones!

Funny Results Of Adding 'Without A Penis' To Famous Quotes And Movie Lines cover pic | storme9 4 points 6 hours ago Catwoman Batman don't owe these people anymore given them everything without penis."
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Dumbest Quotes Ever Said By 2020 Presidential Candidate Kanye West

Kanye is running for president, and honestly, 2020 couldn't get any weirder. But we keep saying that, and weird sh*t keeps happening, so I don't know anymore. So before the world collapses in on itself, here are some of the potential future president's most inspirational dumbest quotes for you to wrap your head around. You. Are. Welcome! 

dumbest quotes 2020 presidential candidate Kanye West has ever said - cover pic quotes by Kanye | SADANDUSELESS.COM "IDONTEVEN LISTEN RAP. MY APARTMENT IS TOO NICE LISTEN RAP | SADANDUSELESS.COM THAVE DRESS KIM EVERY DAY SO SHE DOESNTEMBARRASS
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Famous Sayings With A Comma And "B*tch" Added To The End: A Reddit Thread

There are thousands of famous quotes and sayings that we embed into our everyday speech. Whether it's a Shakespeare quote, a line from a movie, or the lyric from a song, we use without even realizing it. But what happens when these sayings have a little rude twist at the end? A hilarious AskReddit thread has got people giving famous quotes that sound better if you add a comma and "bitch" to the end and the results are absolutely amazing. "It's Britney, bitch, bitch". 

Quote by ghandi adding comma and bitch to the end of it | IcyProgress0 554 points 9 hours ago must be change wish see world, bitch Gandhi
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Inspirational Quotes About Life With A Pessimistic Twist

Every day, our Instagram, Twitter and Facebook feeds are bombarded with inspirational and uplifting quotes to help us keep our chin up. But one Instagram account called @unspirational run by Elan Gale aims to do the exact opposite. As its name suggests, it posts quotes that have a twist on the standard encouraging tone we are used to and, according to the calendar that it also produces, aims to "keep it real, keep it honest, and keep you chuckling with a slightly sassy, sometimes swear-y, and mostly pessimistic twist on the cliche inspiration that is supposed to keep you grounded and optimistic". 

We've collected some of the funniest quotes from the account for you to enjoy and brighten up your day. Or not...

Instagram, satire, uninspirational, quotes, funny, inspirational, funny quotes | blue sky and clouds over a field good place put inspirational quotes is up ass. remember thought this year going be better than last year? LOL
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This Collection Of T-Shirts Is The Perfect Way To Piss Off Others

Each of the shirts in the collection makes sense, but is slightly wrong, making it almost impossible to resist the urge to correct them. Via: Eat liver



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