funny quotes

Famous quotes from movies, philosophers, world leaders, and authors are well-known for a reason; they are (mostly) inspiring, impactful, and smart. Words are powerful. But when you alter the quotes, even just by a little bit, their meanings can change drastically, and their impact can be lost. This was proved by a recent AskReddit thread, which called for people to add "without a penis" onto the ends of famous quotes or movie lines. The results are hilarious and show just how powerful three little words can be.  Here are some of the funniest ones!

Kanye is running for president, and honestly, 2020 couldn't get any weirder. But we keep saying that, and weird sh*t keeps happening, so I don't know anymore. So before the world collapses in on itself, here are some of the potential future president's most inspirational dumbest quotes for you to wrap your head around. You. Are. Welcome! 

There are thousands of famous quotes and sayings that we embed into our everyday speech. Whether it's a Shakespeare quote, a line from a movie, or the lyric from a song, we use without even realizing it. But what happens when these sayings have a little rude twist at the end? A hilarious AskReddit thread has got people giving famous quotes that sound better if you add a comma and "bitch" to the end and the results are absolutely amazing. "It's Britney, bitch, bitch". 

Every day, our Instagram, Twitter and Facebook feeds are bombarded with inspirational and uplifting quotes to help us keep our chin up. But one Instagram account called @unspirational run by Elan Gale aims to do the exact opposite. As its name suggests, it posts quotes that have a twist on the standard encouraging tone we are used to and, according to the calendar that it also produces, aims to "keep it real, keep it honest, and keep you chuckling with a slightly sassy, sometimes swear-y, and mostly pessimistic twist on the cliche inspiration that is supposed to keep you grounded and optimistic". 

We've collected some of the funniest quotes from the account for you to enjoy and brighten up your day. Or not...

Not to be a downer, but these demotivational quotes are painfully true…

Hanging out, down the street! 

Are you anxiously waiting for Game Of Thrones to come back? Us too. 

Moms are the greatest creatures on earth! Via: Eat Liver

That's my life!

You might even remember the episode just from ready the quotes! 

Each of the shirts in the collection makes sense, but is slightly wrong, making it almost impossible to resist the urge to correct them. Via: Eat liver