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Funniest dad tweets of the week | thumbnail Text - Richard Dean @dad_on_my_feet If parenting has taught me anything, it's that you only give your toddler as much juice as you'd like to see on the floor 5:59 PM · Dec 28, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 179 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 1.2K Likes

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (December 29, 2020)

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal My 4 year old said he was carsick so I dumped the groceries from a plastic bag & passed it back to him with instructions to "throw up inside it." I heard him throw up & looked back to see that he'd put the bag on over his head like a helmet, so the puke fell right out the bottom. 3:37 PM Dec 17, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 61 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 880 Likes

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (December 22, 2020)

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland I never understood how the little drummer boy's parents could just send him outside alone at night to play his drum until my daughter brought a recorder home from school. 1:49 AM Dec 9, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 228 Retweets 24 Quote Tweets 2.7K Likes

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (December 15, 2020)

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Richard Dean @dad_on_my_feet Our daughter asked me what "cremation" means so I told her and she responded that it "sounds delicious" so apparently I'm raising a sweet golden-haired Hannibal Lecter 4:46 PM Dec 1, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 62 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 731 Likes

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (December 8, 2020)

funny tweets about bad ways parents apologize - cover pic tweet about parents ignoring then suddenly speaking to them again | @nour_xo789 Replying flstinifaerie *ignores 2-3 business days, huffing and puffing, not answering speak them, then magically starts talking

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Parenting tweet written by a mom who can't stand hearing the word "Again" from her toddler | Molly McNearney @mollymcnearney l'd rather hear my toddler say F-word than "Again

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (July 26, 2020)

Funniest parenting tweets | WTFDAD @daddydoubts Sure own kids are annoying, but have ever met other people's kids? 5:33 pm 4 Jul 2020 Twitter iPhone 241 Retweets and comments 1.2K Likes >

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (July 13, 2020)

Funniest parenting tweets | Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal Self-confidence is my four year old asking turn off ceiling fan so he can show high he jumps. 4:40 pm 1 Jul 2020 Twitter iPhone 253 Retweets 1.7K Likes >

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (July 5th, 2020)

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Funniest Parenting tweets of 2020 | abena _fatcheeks If my kids ever tell they're BORED Imma hit them with" Back 2020 10:53 pm 11 Apr 2020 Twitter iPhone 99.8K Retweets 422.5K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets So Far From 2020

Funniest parenting tweets | 27 Sarcastic Mommy Retweeted Robert Knop @FatherWithTwins Good news: My son cleaned his room Bad news: He found his harmonica 4:53 am 9 Jun 2020 Twitter iPhone 247 Retweets 1.6K Likes >

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (June 21, 2020)

funny parenting tweets | 27 Sarcastic Mommy Retweeted Stone Cold Daddy @Stonecolddad316 "Daddy want mommy" is new Let speak fucking manager 3:18 pm 7 May 2020 Twitter Android 38 Retweets 109 Likes >

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (June 14, 2020)

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Funniest parenting tweets | Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 If wait long enough make dinner, everyone will just eat cereal s science. 4:19 am 26 May 2020 Twitter iPhone 105 Retweets 946 Likes >

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (June 07, 2020)

funny parenting tweets | t2 Dad Retweeted Lyz Lenz @lyzl My daughter did an impression other day. She put on my sweater and yelled If bored empty dishwasher not restaurant working Nachos dinner again 1:06 am 22 May 2020 Twitter Android 1.7K Retweets 41.9K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (May 17, 2020)

Funniest parenting tweets | Mom On The Rocks Retweeted Moderately Mom @momtnbevlbe My kids brought me breakfast in bed, then proceeded to eat MY breakfast. If that doesn't sum up motherhood I don't know what does.

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (May 17, 2020)

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Funniest parenting tweets | Bunmi Laditan @HonestToddler pandemic is no excuse excessive screen time. Study after study has shown electronics are harmful young minds made difficult decision limit my children's iPad use no more than 14 hours day and hope do same. 11:06 pm 3 May 2020 Twitter iPhone 3K Retweets 30.3K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (May 10, 2020)

Funniest parenting tweets | Dad and Buried @DadandBuried Can't wait keep using coronavirus excuse long after 's over. Kids: Dad, can go playground Sorry, guys. Quarantine. Kids: But three years ago cracking beer) Can't risk 11:43 pm 11 Apr 2020 Twitter iPhone 45 Retweets 230 Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (April 26, 2020)

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30-year-old man refuses to loan $15,000 to 33-year-old cousin's budding food truck business, family tries to guilt-trip him due to his success: "I thought you'd be more generous than that"

30-year-old man refuses to loan $15,000 to 33-year-old cousin's budding food truck business, family tries to guilt-trip him due to his success: "I thought you'd be more generous than that"

26-year-old daughter refuses to go on the family beach house vacation after 23-year-old stepsister demands to get the bigger room and dad agrees: ‘He said I was being territorial’

26-year-old daughter refuses to go on the family beach house vacation after 23-year-old stepsister demands to get the bigger room and dad agrees: ‘He said I was being territorial’

22-year-old girlfriend sells boyfriend's Magic the Gathering cards behind his back, he gets revenge by selling her shoes: "You don't play anymore"

22-year-old girlfriend sells boyfriend's Magic the Gathering cards behind his back, he gets revenge by selling her shoes: "You don't play anymore"

26-year-old's aunt demands that he give 19-year-old cousin his old car for free, she refuses to pay him due to his success: "She's always had this weird resentment toward me for getting out of our small town and doing well"

26-year-old's aunt demands that he give 19-year-old cousin his old car for free, she refuses to pay him due to his success: "She's always had this weird resentment toward me for getting out of our small town and doing well"

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Self-centered man demands that everyone celebrate his birthday for a whole week, his girlfriend calls him out for being ungrateful and selfish: "I'm exhausted of entertaining, coordinating, and cooking!"

Self-centered man demands that everyone celebrate his birthday for a whole week, his girlfriend calls him out for being ungrateful and selfish: "I'm exhausted of entertaining, coordinating, and cooking!"

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