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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (April 21, 2021)

We don't know when men make the transition from regular dudes to total dads, but we're so here for it! The dads of Twitter take to the platform on a weekly basis to express the wins and woes of parenting, and these dads could seriously start a side hustle doing comedy about parenting. Evidently, they have loads of personal material to work with. Personally, I'm sad I can't join the dad club myself, but take joy in enjoying the hilarious tweets they produce. Scroll down for all the dad funnies this week. 


funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness Kids at bedtime are like a nine page food blog for a simple ramen noodle recipe 3:12 AM · Apr 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 167 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 800 Likes
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (April 18, 2021)

Being a parent is probably the most challenging and most unforgiving job there is. It's 24/7, and your kids aren't even grateful for what you do for them most of the time. But, we don't do it for the thank you's; we do it because we love our kids. Right? So when you're feeling overworked and underpaid, a good old vent might make you feel better. Luckily, Twitter serves as a platform for parents to vent their woes, frustrations, and funny quips about their kids. Here are the funniest parenting tweets we found this week, which will brighten up your day with some humor and might make you feel less alone in your own parenting struggles. And here are last week's funniest parenting tweets in case you missed them.




funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - MumlnBits @MumInBits I was complaining that we have too much stuff in our house and need to get rid of some of it and my 4yo looked me dead in the eye and said "you should probably burn it in the oven like all our food mummy" and then carried on playing with her Barbie 4:12 PM Apr 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 135 Retweets 9 Quote Tweets 1,189 Likes
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (April 11, 2021)

Parenting is a full-time, all-consuming job. You can never switch off, you can never take a break, and you don't get extra pay for the hard parts. In fact, you don't get paid at all, so it's only natural to need a good ol' vent now, and then when going gets tough, the tough get going. And what better place to do it than on Twitter, where you can get endless empathy from all the other parents out there. So here are this week's funniest parenting tweets, which you'll relate to if you're also going through the struggles of everyday parenting.



funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Momsense Ensues @momsense_ensues 4: "Ouch! These spike things are hurting me!" Leg hair, he's talking about my leg hair. 4:31 PM · Apr 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 60 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 636 Likes
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Funny And Brutally Honest Tweets From Parents About Their Kids' Artwork

Every child believes they are an artist in the making, and every parentknows that their kid can't draw for sh*t. Part of the parenting package is to keep up that facade for as long as possible, making your kid believe they are the next Picasso to boost their little self-esteem. But in tandem, parents also try getting away with throwing out as many of their kids' pictures as possible unnoticed, to avoid tantrums. Because there are only so many illegible drawings, you can have on the fridge before it just looks ugly and since you own the fridge, surely you should get a say on what's on it, right? These hilarious tweetssum up the brutally honest reviews parents have of their kids' artwork. 

funny and brutally honest tweets from parents about their kids' artwork | thumbnail text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn 6-year-old: *finds a picture she drew* Why was this in the trash? Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous. 6:51 PM · Jul 6, 2016 Twitter for Android 655 Retweets 34 Quote Tweets 4,215 Likes
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Relatable Tweets From Parents About The Struggles Of Raising A 'Threenager'

Raising children is no easy feat, as every parent will attest to. But some stages of parenting are easier than others. The notorious 'terrible twos' have a terrible reputation, but no one talks enough about the 'threenager' phase. What is that you may be wondering? Well, as one parent put it, a 'threenager' is "A three-year-old with all the emotional instability from the terrible twos but with more of a vocabulary, mixed with the rebellious attitude of a teenager." If you have survived this stage of the parenting journey, you'll relate to these tweets from parents also attempting to make it through to the other side. And if that stage is yet to come, then I wish you all the luck in the world; you'll need it!



funny relatable tweets from parents about raising 'threenagers' | thumbnail text - Mom On The Rocks @mom_ontherocks Threenager: (noun) A three year old with all the emotional instability from the terrible twos but with more of a vocabulary, mixed with the rebellious attitude of a teenager. 3:36 PM May 21, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 79 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 353 Likes
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (March 30, 2021)

We're back with your weekly roundup of the funniest dad Tweets we came across this week. It's the dads who are nailing it at parenting but might need a word or two of encouragement along the way. Thankfully, Twitter is the place where dads come to life and give each other the boosts they need to get through another day of parenting challenges. This week's list is a taste of dad humor at its best. It's guaranteed to brighten up your day, make you roll your eyes, and keep scrolling down for more.




funniest dad tweets of the week | Text - Average Dad @Average_Dad1 ... "Dad isn't it weird that the word chicken can mean an animal or a type of food?" - my kid, on the verge of making a horrific realization 2:55 AM - Mar 30, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 246 Retweets 18 Quote Tweets 2,575 Likes
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (March 21, 2021)

Parenting is hard at the best of times, but these days it's more difficult than ever. So what else is there to do, than to vent about your parenting problems on Twitter, for some global support and sympathy? The funniest parents of Twitter never fail to entertain us with their gripes about the trials and tribulations of parenting, which are all-too-relatable. Here are this week's funniest parenting tweets for your entertainment. 


funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - NicholasG @Dad_At Law Nobody learns to parkour faster than a parent chasing a toddler with a sharpie. 8:01 PM · Mar 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 387 Retweets 14 Quote Tweets 1,944 Likes
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Tweets About How Parenting Is An Endless Cycle Of Being Ignored By Your Kids

Having kids is a really rewarding, selfless experience. Sometimes you're so selfless that you pay no mind to the fact that your kids don't acknowledge your existence. You're a grown adult, and being ignored by your own children doesn't hurt at all. Or at least that's what you tell yourself as you cry yourself to sleep at night. Parents who are ignored regularly by their children took to Twitter to share the latest ways their kids acted like they didn't exist. Scroll down for the best of 'em. 

funny parenting tweets, repeat, ignore, funny twitter, things kids say, things parents say | Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 If on fence about having kids, repeat "Put shoes on, please" 100 times row until blinding rage see if 's right
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (March 14, 2021)

Parents, you've made it through another week of keeping your offspring alive, and that's worth celebrating. But extra credit goes to the parents of Twitter, who provide us with daily entertainment while on the job, and it is a full-time job, which anyone with a child will confirm. So, here are this week's funniest parenting tweets, which might make you feel better about your parenting techniques. Or lack thereof.



funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Laura Marie ... @lmegordon Here's a math question: My daughters are fighting over a stupid babydoll. If I buy another, identical babydoll, then my girls will stop fighting, but they won't play with either babydoll. How many bottles of wine do I buy? 7:59 PM · Mar 9, 2021 - Twitter for Android 116 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 882 Likes
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (March 7, 2021)

Congratulations, parents, you've done it again. You've made it through another week of keeping your small humans alive, despite everything the world seemingly working against you. Being a parent isn't easy, but when you can see the humor in all the sh*tty situations, it makes things that little bit more bearable. The funny parents of Twitter certainly know a thing or two about that, and this week's funniest parenting tweets prove it. When you're done with these gems, check out last week's in case you missed them.



funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - todd dillard @toddedillard asked my 5-year-old what she wanted for dinner and she said "not a burned quesadilla" bc in the summer of 2019 I overcooked one side of her quesadilla 12:20 AM - Mar 4, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 47K Retweets 4,795 Quote Tweets 724.5K Likes
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Funny Tweets From Parents About The Realities Of Self-Care Once Kids Are In The Picture

Parenting is hard — ask anyone with a kid. Mostly, because from the second they are born, until the moment they go to school, you'll never again have a second to yourself. Your days of self-indulgence are over and you will never again know what it's like to lie in a warm bath with a glass of wine and a face mask without a little fist pounding at the door asking when you're coming out. Your kids own you now, and self-care is not in their vocabulary. These parents tweeting about what self-care looks like once the children come along are a stark reality check for any expectant parents out there who think they might be any different! 

funny parenting tweets about self care | thumbnail text - Arianna Bradford ... @thearibradford Self-care tip: Wear a luxurious moisturizing face mask as you wipe your child's shitty ass so that you, too, may feel as if you're enjoying the spa day of your dreams. 9:39 PM · May 4, 2020 Twitter for iPhone
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (March 2, 2021)

It's common knowledge that dads are super cringe, but they are precious and we must protect them at all costs. Otherwise, dad bods, dad jokes, and dad tweets will cease to exist - and where would we be without those things?! Twitter dads are our favorite, and we will continue to document their fatherly shenanigans on a weekly basis. Scroll down for this week's best dad tweets.


funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix ... This seem like a great time to yell about poop. - my kids, whenever I'm unmuted during a Zoom meeting 4:45 PM · Mar 1, 2021 · Twitter Web App 11 Retweets 43 Likes
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (February 28, 2021)

Parenting is both challenging and rewarding—and sometimes very, very entertaining. Let's be honest; nothing is funnier than frustrated parents tweeting about how they're handling their everyday struggles. From exhaustion to exasperation, it's all here in this week's funniest parenting Tweets. And here are last week's to check out if you want a double dose!




funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - fimest @Neyogems ... My 6 year old son just asked me how I know his name.. I'm not in the mood today 8:16 PM · Feb 20, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 47.8K Retweets 4,584 Quote Tweets 560.8K Likes
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (February 21, 2021)

Being a parent is the fullest kind of full-time job you'll find these days. Nine to five? Try 24/7. But don't worry, the hours go pretty fast considering you will never be able to finish all of the work required in a day. Not sure if you want to apply yet? Here's the kicker: The pay is virtually nothing. HOWEVER, you do get a bundle of joy that you get to love with all your heart AND you will gain an unlimited archive of amusing stories that can be shared on Twitter. Here are some of the funniest parenting tweets we found this week!

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text -the luckiest Penny. ... @aSouthernPenny My son proposed to his fiancée about six months ago and she said yes. They're super happy, we love her family too. I just found out today that another girl is in love with him and plans to propose next week... should I say anything? Oh and also, he's 4. They're all 4. 3:42 AM · Feb 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 14K Retweets 1,274 Quote Tweets 178.8K Likes
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (December 29, 2020)

It's been a hell of a year, and dads have powered through, trying to get themselves and their little ones to the end. Throughout all the parenting frustration that 2020 has brought, dads have used Twitter as an outlet for their dad humor. Sharing their parenting quips in 240 characters or less, they've brought us the eye-rolling dad jokes we all need to make this year slightly more bearable. Here are this week's funniest dad tweets.




Funniest dad tweets of the week | thumbnail Text - Richard Dean @dad_on_my_feet If parenting has taught me anything, it's that you only give your toddler as much juice as you'd like to see on the floor 5:59 PM · Dec 28, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 179 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 1.2K Likes
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (December 22, 2020)

Each week we round up some of the funniest dad tweets we saw over the past week, which hit the nail on the head when it comes to the harsh but hilarious truths about fatherhood. Parenting isn't an easy gig, but humor goes a long way in making the journey bearable. Peruse the funniest dad tweets we found this week for relatable parenting humor.



funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal My 4 year old said he was carsick so I dumped the groceries from a plastic bag & passed it back to him with instructions to "throw up inside it." I heard him throw up & looked back to see that he'd put the bag on over his head like a helmet, so the puke fell right out the bottom. 3:37 PM Dec 17, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 61 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 880 Likes
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