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This Motherhood Thing Is Not What I Expected It To Be| thumbnail text - woman, i am actively looking forward to the end of maternity leave, so i can finally catch a break

This Motherhood Thing Is Not What I Expected It To Be

Maternity leave is by no means a vacation
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Funniest Parenting Tweets We Saw This Past Week (April 15, 2022)| thumbnail text - Jessie •.. @mommajessiec Please keep my family in your thoughts and prayers. My 7-year-old son has recently learned about the planet Uranus. 10:34 AM · Apr 6, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Parenting Tweets We Saw This Past Week (April 15, 2022)

These parents know what's up
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Parents Tweet The Funniest Ways Their Kids Mispronounced Things| thumbnail text - Jessie •.. @mommajessiec I love when kids rename things. For example, my kids call snacks "nackies" and granola bars “nolas" and homemade meals "do we have 99 anything else to eat" 8:00 AM · Feb 11, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Parents Tweet The Funniest Ways Their Kids Mispronounced Things

Their creativity is inspiring
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Hilarious "Unethical" Parenting Hacks That Actually Work are Now Being Shared on TikTok

Hilarious "Unethical" Parenting Hacks That Actually Work are Now Being Shared on TikTok

Sometimes you have to create an asphalt monster to keep your kids from running into the road—might not be the suggested technique, but it works.
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Funniest Dad Tweets From This Past Week (Feb 22, 2022)| thumbnail text - Jake almost @jakery My 4 year old got into some glitter. He is now fabulous until further notice 11:12 PM · Feb 15, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Dad Tweets From This Past Week (Feb 22, 2022)

These dads get it
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Funniest Parenting Tweets From This Week (Feb 8, 2022)| thumbnail text - Mom | Sleep & Wellness @themultiplemom I told my 6 yo we were having sandwiches for dinner. He told me he did too much homework to be eating a sandwich for dinner. 12:50 AM · Feb 3, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Parenting Tweets From This Week (Feb 8, 2022)

Ah, the joys of parenting
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funniest dad tweets we came across this week and had to share | Thumbnail text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking ... it's been 14 months working from home with 3 kids. That's 425 days. 425 multiplied by 3 is 1,275. i have been asked 1,275 times over 425 days "are you doing work today?". so yes i'm having bourbon for breakfast, Cancel susan. 3:24 PM · May 20, 2021 · Twitter Web App 64 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 765 Likes

Funniest Eye-Rolling Dad Tweets To Start Your Day

The funny dads of Twitter
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Dad Tweets From Some Slick Fathers With Some Lucky Kids| Thumbnail text - Font - Simon Holland @simoncholland We are trying to be those people with cereal in clear containers but I just don't know if we have it in us. 5:21 PM · 1/13/22 · Twitter for iPhone

Dad Tweets From Some Slick Fathers With Some Lucky Kids

Funny dads are on another level
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Parenting Tweets That Had Us Entering 2022 With A Laugh| thumbnail text - MumlnBits @MumlnBits so turns out my kids still expect to be fed in 2022 10:44 PM · Jan 1, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Parenting Tweets That Had Us Entering 2022 With A Laugh

Parents get it
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Dad Tweets That Are Funny Because They’re True| thumbnail text -  Ryan With a Why ... @rsf788 Millennial divorce: "Hey bruh, I don't really wanna do this anymore." 99 99 99 "Yeah, cool cool cool. Same tbh." "Aight, imma head out." 66 99 7:14 PM · 12/19/21 · Twitter for iPhone

Dad Tweets That Are Funny Because They’re True

These dads get it
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Parenting Tweets That Provided Us With Some Serious Chuckles| thumbnail text - Kara Klenk @karaklenk My 2 yo daughter was singing "Row Row Row Your Boat" and ended it with "life is down the drain." A 99 goth toddler. 6:36 PM · Nov 27, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Parenting Tweets That Provided Us With Some Serious Chuckles

Super serious chuckles
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Dad Tweets From Some Seriously Funny Fathers| thumbnail text - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal my 4 year old realizing that l gave her her vitamin gummies this morning and that her mom gave her her vitamin gummies this morning and pacing around worried like she's gonna OD 7:27 PM · Nov 20, 2021 954 O 17 1, Share this Tweet

Dad Tweets From Some Seriously Funny Fathers

Suddenly craving dad jeans
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funny parenting tweets about self care | thumbnail text - Arianna Bradford ... @thearibradford Self-care tip: Wear a luxurious moisturizing face mask as you wipe your child's shitty ass so that you, too, may feel as if you're enjoying the spa day of your dreams. 9:39 PM · May 4, 2020 Twitter for iPhone

Funny Tweets From Parents About The Realities Of Self-Care Once Kids Are In The Picture

'Watching Frozen 2 without your kids is self-care'
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people call out their insane parents crazy behavior | thumbnail text - I giffgaff C 9 99%I giffgaff ? 1 99% 19:30 19:30 M M Mum > Mum > body as an adult. Today 19:00 I'm your mother of course it is my business if you're being unsafe and not thinking about the consequences. Do you have a birth control implant? Why? I feel like using birth control is the opposite of unsafe Imao You have an appointment to "replace implant" marked in your calendar. You are not leaving the house tomorrow until we hav

People Call Out Their 'Insane Parents' Crazy Behavior

It's a no from us
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Parenting Tweets From Parents Who deserve An Award For Keeping It Together| Thumbnail text - Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry I'm barely awake and already my toddler is crying because I won't put him in the trash can 4:47 PM · Sep 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 178 Retweets 15 Quote Tweets 1,494 Likes

Parenting Tweets From Parents Who deserve An Award For Keeping It Together

Parents really put up with too much
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this week's funniest parenting tweets from parents who are so over their kids | thumbnail text - MumlnBits @MumlnBits Somewhere between asking me for a banana and me giving him the banana, 4 decided he didn't like bananas anymore 11:57 PM · Aug 3, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 77 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 606 Likes

Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Who Are So Over Their Kids Already

The funny parents of Twitter
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