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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (July 26, 2020)

It's Sunday and that means one thing only...Exhausted parents tweeting the funniest things about their daily life with kids. 

Or as one of the parents brilliantly described it: "You think you are in charge of your house until your kid gets out of bed and you panic and hide the ice cream you are eating". On point. 

We have some more if you like.

 

Parenting tweet written by a mom who can't stand hearing the word "Again" from her toddler | Molly McNearney @mollymcnearney l'd rather hear my toddler say F-word than "Again
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (July 13, 2020)

Parenting is both challenging and rewarding—and sometimes very, very funny.

Take these tweets from moms and dads, for example. 

While reading them, some of you may cry, laugh but most of all, feel like they were written about you. 

Don't forget to check our last week's list of parenting jokes, if you have missed it.  

  



Funniest parenting tweets | WTFDAD @daddydoubts Sure own kids are annoying, but have ever met other people's kids? 5:33 pm 4 Jul 2020 Twitter iPhone 241 Retweets and comments 1.2K Likes >
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Father Of Four Daughters Tweets Their Funny Conversations

Being a parent isn't easy, but when you're a father of four daughters, you've certainly got your work cut out for you. Kids are cheeky, rude, and playful but sometimes they leave you stumped, not knowing what to say. Being a parent isn't easy for anyone, but when you're a father of four daughters, you've certainly got your work cut out for you. James Breakwell - said father of four girls has tweeted the funny conversations he has with his kids and they're hilariously relatable for anyone who has ever been a parent of young children. 

funny tweets from father of four daughters - cover photo conversation between father and four year old | James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn did just catch doing? 6-year-old: Jumping on bed Why is bad? 6: Because were looking. 9:03 PM Jun 18, 2020 Twitter Android
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (July 5th, 2020)

Parenting is hard work. 

Luckily, there are always some experienced (and funny ) moms and dads who are tweeting how they handle their everyday struggles so that beginners will know what to expect. 

Or at least amuse them while they're drowning in diapers.



Funniest parenting tweets | Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal Self-confidence is my four year old asking turn off ceiling fan so he can show high he jumps. 4:40 pm 1 Jul 2020 Twitter iPhone 253 Retweets 1.7K Likes >
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Funniest Parenting Tweets So Far From 2020

So...uh...2020's been a very looooooong year, huh? 

Especially for parents.

Let's see...they had to deal with lockdown, homeschooling, ruined summer plans...And it's STILL (somehow) only June. 

We've gathered some of the funniest jokes parents tweeted starting in January 2020, when they were still all excited about this new year. 

Six more months to go, y'all. Hang in there. 

Funniest Parenting tweets of 2020 | abena _fatcheeks If my kids ever tell they're BORED Imma hit them with" Back 2020 10:53 pm 11 Apr 2020 Twitter iPhone 99.8K Retweets 422.5K Likes
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (June 21, 2020)

Kids say the funniest things and we just love when parents spread the joy by sharing and tweeting them. 

The weekend is here and you can all enjoy a new batch of kids and parents wisdom. 

Here are some more parenting tweets from last week in case you have missed it. 


Funniest parenting tweets | 27 Sarcastic Mommy Retweeted Robert Knop @FatherWithTwins Good news: My son cleaned his room Bad news: He found his harmonica 4:53 am 9 Jun 2020 Twitter iPhone 247 Retweets 1.6K Likes >
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Kids Who Thought Outside The Box

When it comes to life hacks, kids know how to do it best. Whether it's to get out of being in trouble with their parents or at school, they've always got a trick or two up their sleeves. Because let's face it, if they can get away with it, they'll do it. These kids show us how it's done by finding cheeky, yet simple solutions to the problems life throws at them. 

kids think outside box parent fails funny pictures kids these days | The ladder my 4-year-old son built to steal the leftover candy from Halloween
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (June 07, 2020)

Every week we bring you the funniest parenting tweets we saw on Twitter because nothing is funnier than frustrated parents. Enjoy!

Funniest parenting tweets | Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 If wait long enough make dinner, everyone will just eat cereal s science. 4:19 am 26 May 2020 Twitter iPhone 105 Retweets 946 Likes >
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Funny Kids With Absolutely No Filter Whatsoever

When it comes to honesty, kids are brutal these days. They are getting ballsier by the day, and saying exactly what is on their mind... a far cry from the old "kids should be seen and not heard" mantra of way back when. Here are some hilarious tweets from parents who reveal just how honest their kids are and some of them seriously burn!

funny kids no filter tweets twitter babes whatsoever | Leena @LeenaVanD 3yo need get cuddles someone else am REALLY busy and already had enough didn't birth such rejection 2:17 AM Nov 24, 2016 Tweetbot iOS 37 Retweets 110 Likes
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Parenting Tidbits: Couple Adds Illustrations to The Funniest Kids Quotes

Kids R The Best Screenwriters has finally debuted in English! A page filled with hilarious and adorable quotes from real kids everywhere! 

The brilliant page was originally created by Israeli married couple Assaf and Sarit Katz. They are both managing the community and creatives, while Sarit also creates all the graphics and original illustrations for everything within their successful page! The talented duo have 3 daughters and around 7 years ago, they began to document their kids insights within a notebook. 

Assaf decided to share a few of those insightful quotes on Facebook and it wasn't long until Kids R The Best Screenwriters became a huge success in Israel! Not only is the page wildly successful, there is also a published best-selling book based on the quotes, the quotes were featured in the Kids Museum and Assaf runs a successful lecture titled, "To Think Like A Kid."

These real quotes provide an insight into the whimsical mind of children, and while most times it's funny and nonsensical, it's also often smart and quite frankly, very honest. As many of you know, kids have no filter. And we're sometimes grateful for that purity and honesty. 

Follow Kids R The Best Screenwriters on Facebook for more laughs! And if you have a kid who said something you think is worth sharing -- send it their way (via Facebook messenger) for a possible feature! 

 

kids quotes funny cute facebook hilarious honest real lol | Ouch Tamar 5 Mom are and Dad still growing? Mom: No honey done growing. Tamar: So why do always say This is too small, now This doesn't fit anymore BY Kids R best screenwriters KIDS! REAL QUOTE
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (April 12, 2020)

Every week we bring you the funniest parenting tweets we saw on Twitter because nothing is funnier than frustrated parents. Enjoy!

Funniest parenting tweets | Simon Holland @simoncholland So don't go restaurants, kids aren't signed up anything, and are just staying home during spring break? Sounds like my childhood. 3:11 pm 7 Apr 2020 Twitter iPhone 527 Retweets 3.5K Likes
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