find that person you can just sit there and do nothing with...

Hehe

Go away.

Dating apps are genuinely one of the most dreadful inventions of the 21st century, as they create such a dissonance between a few images portrayed on a screen to what awaits you in reality. As you swipe, you will come across countless profiles of people who are advertising a false representation of themselves, whether it be because their pictures look nothing like they look in the flesh, or because they write false things about themselves in their bios. One such example would be writing ‘lookin…

Love, where art thou

Marco, Polo

Love, where art thou

For the sassy single ladies who don't have to share their closet with nobody.

Where's the dopamine at?

If love is in there air, then I must have asthma

She went from 'looking for love' to 'the butt of the joke.'

Everyone else is the problem.

Singleness is a lifestyle

BRB, re-downloading Hinge.

Sigh, it seems like someone skipped our turn

Single as a pringle