Know your worth, then add tax.

Some of the funniest and weirdest dating stories on the net.

"Double texting" means you're thirsty

Dating apps suck, what else is new? You see someone cute, swipe and match, leading to a surprisingly good connection via long stimulating conversations. You think, ‘Huh, there’s potential', only to have your hopes wildly dashed when you're inevitably breadcrumbed, stood up, or ghosted. The dating pool nowadays is full of pirhanas. People hide behind their screens, basking in obscure anonymity. Some of us have tougher skin than others, and this young woman who took to Reddit admitted that she si…

These good looks were wasted on a terrible human being.

All the fish in the sea are piranhas.

We all have them: those dreaded first dates that make us want to crawl under a rock and hide for the rest of eternity. The good news is that we're not alone in our bad date experiences . On a r/AskWomen Reddit sub-thread , one user asked the ladies of Reddit about the cringiest place a date has taken them. From momma’s boys to glaring I’m lucky to be alive red flags, these ladies have seen it all. And they're not afraid to share their stories in all their brutal honesty. Some of them are hilari…

Memes for every thought and reaction you've had to first dates

That's some spooky stuff

Red flag alert.

The ideal man has three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet, is shaken over ice, and then add a thin slice of LIES AND DECEPTION.

When you do a better job than the FBI before a first date...

So fairytales do exist, after all.

At least with each failed date, you get a consolation cocktail.

There may be a lot of fish in the sea, but some of them are secretly sharks.

First dates gone wild