first date

Whenever a girl is on a date she is very observant. She notices the way you talk to the waitress, the way you tucked in your shirt, and the way you talk about other girls. All of these things tell her a lot about you and allow her to make real informed decisions regarding the possibility of a second date. If the two of you part your ways after the first date and never speak again, there is always a reason, it may not be a significant one, but rest assured something happened that made her say, "This ain't it."

Almost every person has been on or will go on a bad date at some point in their life. I believe that awkward dates are a natural part of life, much like gravity and sunset. If you've done well enough to avoid one until now, I commend you. Honestly, you have dodged one of life's greatest bullets. But if you have a plethora of lousy date tales to tell, then welcome to the club. It's a magical place. Another Valentines Day has just come and gone, and if, like me, you were sat at home without a valentine, then these tweets about people's 'Weird, uncomfortable, funny, awkward, and ultimately entertaining' bad dates, will make you feel better about being single.

So, it's Valentine's Day. Today a lot of people are thinking about their relationship status and reminiscing over past dates that either make them smile or crawl in a little hole. On a first date, people want to feel calm, cool and collected. But it's just not always possible. An awkward first date doesn't cancel out the possibility of a second date, but it sure does not feel good in the moment.

With the plethora of bad dates submitted to us on a daily basis, we have found that there is one thing you can always count on -- people saying some dumb sh*t. While honesty is most certainly appreciated there are some things that are just better left unsaid. However, we DO appreciate you letting us know what an imbecile you are by waving a big 'ol red flag in our face signaling us to run for the f*cking hills. We have teamed up with dating blog The Single Society to bring you the 12 CRAZIEST things men have admitted on a first date.

Who doesn't love a good 'ol fashioned toss in the sack? Sex can be a beautiful (and fun) way to pass the time. Whether someone has a dirty little fetish or an unfulfilled sexual fantasy people can certainly get...creative when it comes to their preferences in the bedroom. We have teamed up with The Single Society to bring you all these freaky things people were asked for during sex. Yikes!

You might think it's easy to get some these days, especially with everyone desperate for human contact after lockdown. But it turns out that cat owners often encounter technical setbacks that the average person doesn't, which could stop them from getting lucky in the sex department. Together with The Single Society, we bring you real women's stories of times their cats did everything they could to stop their owners from getting laid, which, if you know a thing or two about kitties, isn't all that surprising. It turns out cats are the ultimate c*ck blocks!

Among the many things Jimmy Fallon is famous for, his "It's Hashtags time!" tweets always promise entertainment. They see him asking his Twitter followers to share their personal stories of whatever hilarious topic he picks. His latest challenge has proved as entertaining as all his previous ones, when he tweeted, "It's Hashtags time! Tweet out your funny or embarrassing first date story and tag it with #WorstFirstDate. Could be on the show!". Boy, oh boy, did people deliver, with some truly shocking dating nightmare stories. Here is a selection of some of the most insane replies he received.  

Guys can be total douches. But nobody has douchebag capabilities quite like the finance 'bros' of NYC. What is a 'finance bro' you ask?

The NYC Finance Bro: (n) Typically works on Wall Street, reeks of male privilege, and boasts of his money and his (super-inflated) job title. Outwardly very confident, douchey, but are actually insecure and constantly trying to overcompensate for their shortcomings.

We teamed up with The Single Society to bring you the hilariously bad date stories with these fascinatingly douchey creatures. Enjoy!

Dating is like starving in a grocery store. There are plenty of options but you'd rather f*cking die. We have teamed up with dating blog The Single Society to share all the curious incidents and cautionary tales of finding love in this digital dating era. Like this a**hole! Read about one woman's unfortunate experience with a Bible-beating hypocrite. If you have a bad date story of your own, submit it here to be featured on our site. 

Some dudes just don't f*cking get it. Like this one who has absolutely no idea what boundaries are! Bad dates make great stories and we teamed up with The Single Society to bring you all the hilarious debauchery the modern dating world has to offer. If you have a hilariously bad date story, share it here for a chance to be featured. 

One-night stands don't always go quite as planned. Whether the sex is bad or your 'guest' just won't take the hint, there are a plethora of things that could go wrong. But these awful sexual escapades often make for hilarious stories! This is why we teamed up with The Single Society - to bring you all of the dating blunders and sexy time misfortunes so you can feel better about your life! Have a bad date story? Please submit it here for a chance to be featured!

Whether sexual tension has been brewing between colleagues all year or the spiked punched got people feeling a little frisky and in the mood for some sexy holiday party hookups. But what good are these sexy holiday party hookup stories if we don't share them with the world? We teamed up with The Single Society to share the most scandalous office party experiences that left these women feeling naughty AND nice.

Guys can be complete assholes on dating apps, but so can girls! We teamed up with The Single Society to bring you all curious incidents and cautionary tales of finding love in this digital dating era. Here are 8 gentlemen who shared their absolute worst dating experience. If you have a bad date that makes a great story, share

Ok, so you found a cute, seemingly normal guy in the sea of douche bags we, unfortunately, call our dating pool, yet EVERY f*cking man has this uncanny ability to piss you off BEFORE you even meet in person. HOW IS THIS A THING?! We've teamed up with The Single Society to bring you the six things men do before dates which annoy women.

Bad dates make great stories, especially when the date completely crashes and burns. Like this one!  We teamed up with The Single Society to share all of the dumpster fire dating disasters women face in this bizarre era that is digital dating. If you have a trainwreck dating story like this one, share that sh*t here! 

The internet is a great way to meet a potential partner! It is always a great way to dig up some dirt that they may be hiding! We teamed up with The Single Society to bring you all the crazy stories in the online dating world. Here are 9 cases where someone found out that their date was a less than desirable candidate by using the good 'ol Google! Have a crazy online dating horror story? Share it with us