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We love going into the AskMen subreddit from time to time to see WTF going on through guys' heads. This week, a man posted about how close he was to throwing arms with a guy at a bar who crossed one too many lines with his girlfriend. A creepy guy at the bar grabbed his bicep while the OP was trying to protect his girlfriend, and while OP debated fighting back, his GF ultimately convinced him to leave the bar in peace. Phew. OP had me in the first half, not gonna lie. After this close call, OP had a question for his fellow-men - when is it okay to rest the violence? Is violence ever the answer depending on the situation? Scroll down to see what these dudes had to say. 

It can be so frustrating when you're in the middle of a fight and you just have nothing clever to say. Even more so when it's with some toxic guy who was successful in gaslighting the hell out of you. Luckily the women of TikTok came equipped with some thick comebacks that definitely have the capability of cutting deep. Of course, it depends on the context and the relationship (these should only be used on the worst of people), but many of these are definitely satisfying and may even give you that 'main character' attitude, which we could all use a little more of sometimes.

When it comes to roasting Millennials, Gen Z is absolutely ruthless. I don't know what is going on between the two generations, but it sure seems nasty. Gen Z-ers really go after Millenials as if Millenials were the ones to invent all of their struggles. Whatever the reason may be, this feud seems as if it is here to say for some time, and Millennials are finally starting to fight back on Twitter. They are done having their hair parts, and skinny jeans slandered online. It's time for payback!

Food insecurity is a real issue in the US. Depending on your age, budget, and location, the kinds of food you have access to can be extremely different. In most major cities you can find a wide variety of cheap meals, and bargain prices even on healthy foods. But if you live in a more rural area, unless you are lucky enough to have a garden or farm nearby, the closest place to grab food might be a Mcdonald's or a little gas station.

Twitter user @dremilyportermd struck a conversation online about the major food price differences between her local grocery store and her local Mcdonald's. Some people support her assertions, but other people have strong counter-arguments.

We all know that one crazy couple that takes things way out of hand in front of single innocent bystanders who have no idea how to respond. Relationships can be intense, and some couples can take it way too far. As the wise Taylor Swift once sang, "it'll leave you breathless, or with a nasty scar." People have taken to Twitter to share how far couples have gone in getting revenge, and of course, it's hilarious. Scroll down for some top-notch couple revenge tweets. 

Everybody has their favorite fruit, they are all so different. Some are juicy, sweet, sour — there's really one for everyone. But each person also has a least favorite fruit as well, and for whatever reason March 22, 2021, was the day people decided to roast their least favorite fruits on Twitter. It looks like it got quite political, fruits are nothing to joke about. Just wait till people start roasting their bottom-tier veggies. There may be casualties.

But actually, this is a hilarious thread, it was just the kind of content I needed in my life today. Maybe you too.

Picture the scene: you're in the car with your partner, on your way to a party. You're in a fight; the ignoring each other, hating each other's guts type of fight. You're seething. You want to kill him. The sound of his breathing is making you want to throw yourself out of the car. He will be sleeping on the couch tonight. Before you know it, you've arrived at your destination, and you realize, in horror, that it's time to get out. You say goodbye to the bliss of sitting there in awkward silence and compose yourself, ready to be sociable with other humans. As you walk to the front door of wherever it is you're going, you bask in the last 30 seconds of silence. You ring the doorbell, plaster on a fake smile, and play the happy couple shtik for the rest of the evening. That is until you get back in the car, where you can ignore each other again. Daniella London Dekel captures this utterly relatable moment that all couples go through in this funny comic.