Is somebody gonna match my freak??

GO FOR THE JUGULAR

We're complex, okay?

Can't plan a future with someone who doesn't include you in their plans

Dibs!!

What are you brewing up?

DO NOT TIP

All that and a bag of chips!

Get out the Ugg boots and flannel

A non-refundable life lesson

All he gets a participation trophy... aka the kid

The good news is there's a silver lining here. He may have won the money, but they don't have a prenup...

When chasing the impossibility of a ‘perfect wedding’, brides will often lose sight of what actually matters at the end of the day

Everyone needs their alone time

The wedding process is every couple’s first real trial in their marriage. Some would argue that the assembly of one’s first piece of IKEA furniture is what tests everyone’s patience, but truthfully, it’s the budget-juggling, decision-making, and all-out drama of the wedding planning process that truly puts a relationship to the test.

And rightfully so.