fashion police

Fashion is a religion that many hold dear, and they don't take kindly when its' laws are desecrated. So if you care about fashion in any way, you probably shouldn't scroll through these pictures of people who committed the most serious of crimes against fashion, my eyes, and my faith in humanity.

What happened to the good old days, when shoes were purely a functional item of clothing that stopped the ground from cutting up your feet? Nowadays, it's all about who can come up with the weirdest, most innovative, and original shoe designs, even if they aren't practical. We've bought you fish sandals before, and now we bring you the horror that is double-faced cowboy boots. Because why have two shoes when you can have four, right? Honestly, fashion is out of control these days, but scroll down to see this latest fashion fail, designed by Shayne Oliver.

If there's one thing we love, it's taking the p*ss out of crimes against fashion. Previously, we've bought you the leggings designed to look like muscles, just in case you needed reminding of what your legs look like on the inside. We've also shown you the sandals that look like you're wearing dead fish on your feet, the reason for their creation I can't even begin to fathom. And now, we bring you the Facekini. Yes, that's right; there is swimwear designed for your face. Originally surfacing in China in 2012, this offensive fashion faux-pas was intended to protect swimmer's faces from the sun, algae and jellyfish stings. Practical? Yes. Highly offensive? Also yes. Scroll through and check out just how bad they look!

We're back with another offensive fashion choice. No, it's not fish sandals, this time it's muscle leggings. Yes, that's right, someone thought it would be a great idea to make it look like all the skin had fallen off your legs. I am speechless at how bad these are, but I want to share them with you anyway because, well... why not. Here you go! 

Each time we come across a fashion crime, we share it with you; not because we want to promote the atrocities, but because they're too good to keep to ourselves. We've brought you croc handbags, and men's lace summer shorts, and now we're bringing you fish sandals. If there was ever anything to NOT wear on your feet, it would be these. Scroll through if you're brave enough, and look at this offensive fashion feet fail.