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best excuses to leave a party | thumbnail text -  odd_neighbour · 4h I'm sorry, but my cat needs me. But you don't own a cat. Yes. It needs me to purchase it. Bye.

Super Clutch Excuses To Leave A Party

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How to successfully avoid your boyfriend's friends | thumbnail text - If all else fails, make his friends feel hella uncomfortable when you're around. Show up to the sports bar in the wrong team's jersey. Pretend to get so into the game that you block their view. Shove chicken wings and barbecue sauce into your face in such a gross, unladylike way that even the nastiest of his friends will be disgusted. Right after the loudest burp of your life, announce the following: "I gotta take a massive du

How To Successfully Avoid Hanging Out With Your Significant Other's Friends

Ugh, his buddies are the worst
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