excuses

Advertisement

40+ Memes for Complacent Singles Dealing With Adulting Over Dating

40+ Memes for Complacent Singles Dealing With Adulting Over Dating

best excuses to leave a party | thumbnail text - odd_neighbour · 4h I'm sorry, but my cat needs me. But you don't own a cat. Yes. It needs me to purchase it. Bye.

Super Clutch Excuses To Leave A Party

Advertisement

How to successfully avoid your boyfriend's friends | thumbnail text - If all else fails, make his friends feel hella uncomfortable when you're around. Show up to the sports bar in the wrong team's jersey. Pretend to get so into the game that you block their view. Shove chicken wings and barbecue sauce into your face in such a gross, unladylike way that even the nastiest of his friends will be disgusted. Right after the loudest burp of your life, announce the following: "I gotta take a massive du

How To Successfully Avoid Hanging Out With Your Significant Other's Friends

Trending Now

Business owner agrees to decorate 16-year-old girl's birthday party for free, puts in less effort after overhearing bratty teen disparage her efforts: “I just don't have it in me”

Business owner agrees to decorate 16-year-old girl's birthday party for free, puts in less effort after overhearing bratty teen disparage her efforts: “I just don't have it in me”

Husband refuses to buy Mother’s Day gifts or celebrate with his wife, claiming she’s not his mom, and goes to his mother’s house instead, pushing her to go no contact with her mother-in-law: ‘She has never been a fan of me and has made it known’

Husband refuses to buy Mother’s Day gifts or celebrate with his wife, claiming she’s not his mom, and goes to his mother’s house instead, pushing her to go no contact with her mother-in-law: ‘She has never been a fan of me and has made it known’

Entitled cousin leaves large wine stain on borrowed wedding guest dress, woman demands she front the dry cleaning or replacement costs: ‘

Entitled cousin leaves large wine stain on borrowed wedding guest dress, woman demands she front the dry cleaning or replacement costs: ‘

42-year-old mom refuses to dogsit brother's elderly dog, he returns the "favor" by being unavailable to babysit for her: "I ended up having to send her to a pet hotel"

42-year-old mom refuses to dogsit brother's elderly dog, he returns the "favor" by being unavailable to babysit for her: "I ended up having to send her to a pet hotel"

Adult man refuses to eat anything but mac-n-cheese and chicken fingers, girlfriend breaks it off with him before going on vacation: "I will have to plan my entire day around finding food he can eat"

Adult man refuses to eat anything but mac-n-cheese and chicken fingers, girlfriend breaks it off with him before going on vacation: "I will have to plan my entire day around finding food he can eat"

Man turns girlfriend's 28th birthday into a public lecture by announcing he has paid off her student loans then backtracking, saying he only paid half: "He wants me to learn to be financially responsible"

Man turns girlfriend's 28th birthday into a public lecture by announcing he has paid off her student loans then backtracking, saying he only paid half: "He wants me to learn to be financially responsible"

Advertisement