Why is the dating pool so... meh?

We've all heard the 'It's not you, it's me' speech. The shorter version of that is the 'I'm just not really looking for a relationship…' mantra, which has become so mainstream that even when true, remains a bitter cliche. Fair, on occasion it holds some verity. But we believe we are the rule, not the exception ('He's just not into you' reference whatttt upppp?). If you haven't had your heart broken yet, you're one of the lucky ones. We don't believe in the whole 'It is better to have loved and…

That's a real pickle

The tea is simmering with pettiness and revenge

The tea is hot

So... this is a little awkward.

Nobody should resort to violence, so use these memes as the next best thing to smack your friend into seeing their ex's red flags.

Good luck to whoever gets that gem of a human being.

Snakes can be cute, but their "I miss you" text is full of venom.

Two words: Hot Garbage

‘Bout to download Bumble after watching these videos…

After 1000 takes, the man’s just tired.

Sweet revenge

Revenge is no joke

Beyond insane

Blessed that it's over