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Ugly Christmas sweater season is fast approaching. We all love to hate a good old ugly Christmas sweater, and one woman on Etsy is helping us do that in style. Deb makes the tackiest holiday sweaters you've ever seen and sells her creations on Etsy. She poses with the sweaters against a backdrop similar to those used in hostage situations, making her sweaters seem even worse! Here are some of her best (and by that, we mean worst) creations so that you can get one just in time for the holiday period.

We've bought you one collection of rude cross stitches that your grandma will find offensive, and this new haul is no better. They might be even more disrespectful than the first. Available on Etsy by OhWowStitch, these cross stitches with snarky sentiments sewed onto them definitely aren't the Bible quote cross stitches you'll find hanging on Grandma's wall. Warning: don't scroll down if you're easily offended.

I never really understood fancy art, especially not the modern type where one splash of paint on the canvas sells for millions of dollars. After a little bit of research, it turns out that million-dollar artwork comes down to the artist's reputation, the dealer's status, the status of the intended purchaser, and the size of the work. And speaking of art size, one artist has managed to sell tiny pieces of paper for a lot of money. MrImprov is a seller on Etsy and is selling terrible origami for $50,000 or less. From Justin Timberlake (the resemblance is uncanny) to a glacier to a french pipe, below are some of his more affordable pieces.

If you're anything like me, you've had times where you've eaten so much that you've put yourself into a food coma. I mean, is there anything better than curling up on the couch after overeating on pasta and slipping into a beautiful, carb-filled dream? Nope, didn't think so. The only thing I can think of to make that nap any better would be to fall asleep on a giant food pillow. Whether it's a massive chicken wing, a wonton, or a donut, these pillows look good enough to eat and will elevate any food coma to new levels of deliciousness.

Everyone is familiar with the concept of an Instagram boyfriend, but it turns out that Etsy boyfriends are just as valuable. Whether they're taking pictures of their girlfriends or posing as models with their girlfriend's products, it's usually never their idea of fun. These pictures prove just how true that is.

Did you ever have a guest over for dinner who you hated? Or did you ever serve someone some food you wish you'd poisoned? Well, now you don't have to hold back on what you want to say to your least favorite dinner guests, because Etsy is full of plates that have all the rude messages you need to be written on them. Just wait for your guests to finish their food, and then they'll know what you really think of them. Enjoy these offensively dark, dinner plates. 

The population is currently divided into two groups of people: those who are happy to wear a mask, and those who make a massive fuss about having to wear them. The Karens of the world, if you will. The ones who will let you know that they are not happy at all to be wearing one, but they know they have to suck it up and wear one anyway. And one entrepreneur on Etsy is catering to these people, by creating anti-mask face masks. Check them out below!

When it comes to clever one-liners and witty statements, it turns out T-shirt designers are pretty talented. Whether it's parents, husbands, wives, or kids, it's easy to make people laugh just by looking at what's written on your front or back. These people found super creative ways to show off their sense of honor through their clothing. So scroll through and chuckle with us!

Feeling a little need to insult your guests? Well, these plates will do just that! From a variety of Esty accounts, here are some perfect offensive plates you can easily acquire!