Kids can be super weird. We would know, considering we were all kids once. The thoughts that went through our little heads back in the day might just be stranger than what goes through our minds in the present. Twitter user @ heyitsbayy shared a diary entry from 5th grade in which she contemplated the concept of life itself immediately after expressing her excitement over getting a pocket-sized diary. Just kid things! People followed up with their own hilarious diary entries from their childhoo…

It's not a walk of shame if you strut

Twilight obvi made it on the list

Apparently we need to get people expensive gifts nowadays

Deep second-hand embarrassment

Just going to be on the internet forever

Ain't no shame in this game

A new level of immaturity

Someone has to break the news to them eventually

Who gave them permission

Walk of shame sans sex

No sexy times were had before these walks of shame

What a way to make an impression

Party hard, or not at all

People's most mortifying moments

Let's get freaky