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Drinking Games To Usher In The Weekend Right

Drinking games serve as great bonding experiences. Sure, you don't need to drink to have fun, but it sure makes it a helluva lot more fun. The cool thing about drinking games is that there are always new ideas, no matter how ridiculous they are. Surprisingly enough, you can count on Twitter for the most innovative drinking game ideas, whether it has to do with TV shows or merely existing. Scroll down for our picks of the week. 

drinking game tweets | thumbnail text - chelsea slotin @chelsea_slotin New drinking game. Take sip every time boy walks bar wearing khaki shorts and navy blue shirt. 12:21 AM Jul 18, 2021 Twitter iPhone
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Crazy Innovative Drinking Game Ideas We Discovered On Twitter

We're all about getting turnt for the weekend, but we're desperate to spice things up a bit this time around. We've played Kings and Stack Cup one too many times, and we're on the prowl for more drinking games to choose from. Lucky for us, the people of Twitter come up with hilariously fun drinking games to try every day, and we're always open to trying new things. So cheers to the start of something new, and to avoiding hangovers till the end of time! 

drinking game tweets | thumbnail text - Riv Reiter ... @RivReiter A concept: competitive chess drinking game. Every time your piece is taken, you take a shot. Will strategy disappear with sobriety? Or will the excruciating slowness of a pro game keep the drinks so spread out that they barely feel the liquor? 9:29 AM · Jul 14, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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Best Summer Drunchies Food According To Your Horoscope

It's no secret that the stars dictate our lives, from job promotions to friendships to sex lives. Obviously, hot girl summer calls for a helluva lot of partying, and drunchies (read: drunk food cravings) are inevitable to follow. Because the cosmos call the shots about literally everything, it makes sense that our deepest food cravings would be inexplicably tied to our horoscope. Because science, b*tch. In conclusion, you're entitled to scarf down the following drunchies all summer because the zodiac says so. You're welcome. 

Drunk food based on your horoscope | thumbnail text - Jersey Shore and Date Movie
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Woman's Funny Drunken 'Sexcapade' Leaves Her Swearing Off Alcohol Forever

It's a tale as old as time. Sh*t happens when you drink too much tequila. People get horny, can't figure out where the f*ck they are, phones die...you get the picture! Well, this person certainly does! Read about this hilarious Sexcapade story where a woman lets alcohol and her vagina drive the metaphorical bus which leads her right into a ridiculous situation of sexual debauchery... but with a bit of a detour!  

womans funny drunken sexcapade leaves her swearing off alchohol forever | thumbnail text - sexcapades ridiculous tales of sexual debauchery
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Tweets Celebrating The Magic Of Being Wine Drunk

Back in the college days, we were all about hard liquor - vodka, tequila, whiskey, rum, you name it. But then we grew up and became adults, who unfortunately can't handle our liquor like we once could once upon a time in our youth. For this reason, God introduced the wonderful concept of wine. You could drink copious amounts of wine and still go to work the next day with full spirits and energy. Wine drunk works for any time, and Twitter is well-aware. It's a bountiful blessing to us all, hence we must consume it at least once a week. Scroll down for this week's wittiest wine drunk tweets. 

Tweets about being wine drunk | thumbnail text - goob @DeAngelbutt I feel like I access my entire cognitive ability when I'm wine drunk. Like Plato has nothing on me when l've had 6 glasses of Chardonnay 5:51 AM · May 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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The Funniest Drunk Texts People Have Received

It's so nice to let loose with a drink or two after a long, hard week on the grind. But what happens when you take the drinks too far, and suddenly the alcohol has taken over your entire being? That's the moment where your phone should be confiscated to prevent your drunk alter ego from sending out ridiculously embarrassing messages that you'll never be able to take back. We recently uncovered an old Reddit thread about the best-drunk texts people have received, and the responses are golden. Reminder to y'all to never drink and text. Stay safe out there. 

Funniest drunk texts | thumbnail text - jawbreakErica · 9y "Roger looks just like JESUS CHRIST. I like that in a man. It's on like donkey kong."
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Wildest Nightclub Parties Which Went Completely Off The Rails

Nights out on the town with your bestest buds are meant to be a grand time. There's nothing I loved more in college than Turnup Tuesday and Thirsty Thursday. I mean, God bless the weekend, am I right? However, there are definitely nights that get out of hand, especially at nightclubs. A Redditor started a thread about the craziest sh*t people have seen go down at nightclubs, and if you think you've seen it all, then you haven't seen this thread. The more I read, the more my eyes widened in disbelief. Scroll on down for the wildest nights out people have seen or experienced firsthand. 

Funniest nightclub stories on Reddit | thumbnail text - Posted by u/OverclockingUnicorn 4 years ago What's the craziest shit you've seen go down in a night club? nsfw
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This Week's Batch Of Horrifying Drunk Texts (May 6, 2021)

Drinking and letting loose at the end of a long, hard week can be so rejuvenating. After all, there's nothing like a crazy Saturday night with friends to lift our spirits in preparation for another week. However, nights spent drinking are often followed by regretdepending on how the night goes. We often send very wrong things to very wrong people, and there's no way to take back what we sent. But we can stand together in solidarity and laugh at ourselves and the stupid sh*t we sent out. This week's batch of horrifying drunk texts are from an iconic 4-year-old Reddit thread, and suddenly I don't feel so bad about all the idiotic acts I've committed in my own life thus far. Scroll down to see what I mean. 

Posted by u/[deleted] 4 years ago What was the worst drunk text you've ever sent?
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Weekly Roundup Of The Funniest Drunk Texts People Regret Sending (April 22, 2021)

A night out on the town involving liquor is all fun and games until said liquor causes you to send out questionable content, which you never would have sent if you were sober. You may have thought something was super funny and quirky at the time that you sent it, only to wake up the next day to realize you sent something way out of line, and you're left with nothing but a hangover, and so, much regret. The people of Twitter have been there one too many times, and share hilarious texts they regret. Let their regrets serve as a warning to you next time you drink and text. 

Funny tweets about drunk texting | thumbnail text - Тaylor @sidewalkbaddie ... Just noticed this message I sent @LilNasX while I was drunk af. Not really sure what I was thinking. НОМЕ 12:42 973% nope @LilINasX I miss you and your beautiful milky titties 2021-02-14, 00:56 /
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People Deeply Regret All The Drunk Messages They've Sent Before (April 13, 2021)

We all need a wild night out with friends under the influence sometimes. There's so much to stress about, but once I get one or two cocktails in me, it's just me and the music. Until I decide to text a f*ckboy from three years ago who doesn't remember that I exist. I also thought I forgot he existed, but drunk me tells me something else. When I wake up, I have even more drunk messages to stress about, and I'm not the first to go through this morning-after ordeal. The people of Twitter take to the platform on a weekly basis to share their drunken woes with the rest of us, so maybe we won't feel so bad about all the drunk texts we've sent out before. After all, it's only human. 

Funny tweets about drunk texting | thumbnail text - Certified Teeth ... @PointyToofs Im super fcking freakin rn i sent a client a msg at 4:00 am while i was drunk on vr chat. A TEN MINUTE MSG PLEASE HELP 11:06 PM · Apr 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Bartenders Reveal Their Wildest Encounters With Rowdy Customers

We all have a jolly good time at the bars and have come to truly appreciate the bar scene that was missing from our lives in the past year. Being an adult is hard, and there's nothing like a wild night out on the town to let loose with your best buds. But the real MVPs of the night are the bartenders, providing you with neverending shots and cocktails until eventually cutting your drunk a** off before you get alcohol poisoning. A Reddit user started a thread to ask bartenders about their craziest encounters at the bar, and the responses were insane! Scroll down to see just how crazy people could get it when they take drinking too far, and lose all sense of common decency. 

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Weekly Collection Of Drunk Messages People Wish They Could Unsend (April 6, 2021)

Once upon a time, people used to be able to get drunk without having to remember exactly what shenanigans went down last night. But ever since the introduction of modern technology, they have to watch their recorded drunken mishaps over and over again until they ultimately decide never to get wasted again. We've all sent drunk texts we wish we could unsend. Alas, there are many things in life that we can't take back, and this happens to be one of them. The people of Twitter took to the platform to share the drunk texts they wish they could take back. Scroll down for this week's batch of hilarious drunken texts, snaps, and Tik Toks. 

Funny tweets about drunk texts people wish they could unsend | thumbnail text - Font - kenz ... @mc_kenziie I'll never forget when I sent my therapist a tik tok while I was drunk & she never responded so I sent another text thanking her for helping me. Then at my next session she had to remind me that even though she will always answer for emergencies, we are not on THAT level 6:37 AM · Mar 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Twitter Reveals Why Being The Drunk Aunt At Family Functions Is The Best Lifestyle

Because I'm so blessed, I have had the pleasure of becoming a new aunt through my adorable, cherub niece. You may think all the responsibility falls to the parents of the new baby, but as a new aunt, I have quite the reputation to uphold. It's a given that aunts have to be drunk at every family function because everyone else is too dull to function. Behold - the drunk aunt! She has been all over the world and returns with wild stories and strange souvenirs for all her nieces and nephews. She also has a suspicious amount of money, and no one knows where it came from. Probably all the money she saved by not having kids, but I digress. The people of Twitter celebrate the iconic drunk aunt persona, and naturally, we documented the celebration for ya. Scroll down for the best-drunk aunt tweets. 

Funny tweets about being the drunk aunt | thumbnail tweet - Carly @i_carlaaay ... Yesterday my Uber driver told me I give him "cool aunt that brings tequila to Christmas and gets everyone drunk" energy, and I think that may go down as the best compliment I've ever received 10:20 PM · Mar 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Funniest Tweets About Being Personally Victimized By White Claw

White Claw has become an iconic summer staple in the US of A. The sparkling hard seltzer that comes in many different flavors has captured all our hearts. Since being stuck in our homes, it has become a staple in our lives all year round. Some might say it's a pretty toxic relationship because this sweet, innocent beverage can have you out of control before you can stop yourself from consuming more of its sparkling goodness. People have taken to Twitter to document their love-hate relationship with The Claw. If you've had one too many White Claws, you'll definitely relate to the hilarious tweets below. 

Tweets about being personally victimized by White Claw | thumbnail text - Tyler Posting His L's @tyler_is_funny You ever though "I like this white claw, but I wish it was worse tasting and there was more of it"? White Claw Surge is for you! CLAL A CLAW CLAW HARD SELTZ HARD HARD HARD SURGE SURGE SURGE SURGE BLOOD ORANGE BLOOD ORANGE CRANBERRY CRANBERRY ITE SELTZER ITE SELTZE NHITE SELTZ
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Drunk Texts People Massively Regret Sending

Getting drunk is a jolly good time. There's nothing like letting loose with a drink after a long day/week/month of diligence. Do you know what's not exactly a jolly good time? Coming to terms with what you sent people while intoxicated. While modern technology allows us to communicate with people at the simple swipe of a button, we don't always have the luxury of taking back what we sent. It may have seemed like a good idea at the time, but then again, pretty much everything seems like a good idea while drunk. Scroll down for the funniest texts, videos, and pictures people on Twitter have sent while drunk. 

Funny tweets about drunk texts | thumbnail text - Christian Gray Snow @christiansnoww ... me deleting the nudes I sent to people while I was drunk bi
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Women Reveal The Worst Things They Did While Drunk

We're all feelin' ourselves while under the influence, but sometimes things get a bit out of hand. A Reddit user asked the women of Reddit about the worst things they did while drunk. Some of the responses were tame, whereas others were super raunchy and insane. What I can say for sure is that I've never gotten this out of hand, and hope that I never will in the future. Scroll down for these wild responses, and make sure to stay safe out there. After all, drinking is a dangerous game that could end in many different ways. 

Women reveal the worst things they did while drunk | thumbnail text - Disastrous_Author638 1 day ago Threw up ON my dog . She was white and I was drinking red wine.
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