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People Deeply Regret All The Drunk Messages They've Sent Before (April 13, 2021)

We all need a wild night out with friends under the influence sometimes. There's so much to stress about, but once I get one or two cocktails in me, it's just me and the music. Until I decide to text a f*ckboy from three years ago who doesn't remember that I exist. I also thought I forgot he existed, but drunk me tells me something else. When I wake up, I have even more drunk messages to stress about, and I'm not the first to go through this morning-after ordeal. The people of Twitter take to the platform on a weekly basis to share their drunken woes with the rest of us, so maybe we won't feel so bad about all the drunk texts we've sent out before. After all, it's only human. 

Funny tweets about drunk texting | thumbnail text - Certified Teeth ... @PointyToofs Im super fcking freakin rn i sent a client a msg at 4:00 am while i was drunk on vr chat. A TEN MINUTE MSG PLEASE HELP 11:06 PM · Apr 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Bartenders Reveal Their Wildest Encounters With Rowdy Customers

We all have a jolly good time at the bars and have come to truly appreciate the bar scene that was missing from our lives in the past year. Being an adult is hard, and there's nothing like a wild night out on the town to let loose with your best buds. But the real MVPs of the night are the bartenders, providing you with neverending shots and cocktails until eventually cutting your drunk a** off before you get alcohol poisoning. A Reddit user started a thread to ask bartenders about their craziest encounters at the bar, and the responses were insane! Scroll down to see just how crazy people could get it when they take drinking too far, and lose all sense of common decency. 

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Weekly Collection Of Drunk Messages People Wish They Could Unsend (April 6, 2021)

Once upon a time, people used to be able to get drunk without having to remember exactly what shenanigans went down last night. But ever since the introduction of modern technology, they have to watch their recorded drunken mishaps over and over again until they ultimately decide never to get wasted again. We've all sent drunk texts we wish we could unsend. Alas, there are many things in life that we can't take back, and this happens to be one of them. The people of Twitter took to the platform to share the drunk texts they wish they could take back. Scroll down for this week's batch of hilarious drunken texts, snaps, and Tik Toks. 

Funny tweets about drunk texts people wish they could unsend | thumbnail text - Font - kenz ... @mc_kenziie I'll never forget when I sent my therapist a tik tok while I was drunk & she never responded so I sent another text thanking her for helping me. Then at my next session she had to remind me that even though she will always answer for emergencies, we are not on THAT level 6:37 AM · Mar 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Twitter Reveals Why Being The Drunk Aunt At Family Functions Is The Best Lifestyle

Because I'm so blessed, I have had the pleasure of becoming a new aunt through my adorable, cherub niece. You may think all the responsibility falls to the parents of the new baby, but as a new aunt, I have quite the reputation to uphold. It's a given that aunts have to be drunk at every family function because everyone else is too dull to function. Behold - the drunk aunt! She has been all over the world and returns with wild stories and strange souvenirs for all her nieces and nephews. She also has a suspicious amount of money, and no one knows where it came from. Probably all the money she saved by not having kids, but I digress. The people of Twitter celebrate the iconic drunk aunt persona, and naturally, we documented the celebration for ya. Scroll down for the best-drunk aunt tweets. 

Funny tweets about being the drunk aunt | thumbnail tweet - Carly @i_carlaaay ... Yesterday my Uber driver told me I give him "cool aunt that brings tequila to Christmas and gets everyone drunk" energy, and I think that may go down as the best compliment I've ever received 10:20 PM · Mar 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Funniest Tweets About Being Personally Victimized By White Claw

White Claw has become an iconic summer staple in the US of A. The sparkling hard seltzer that comes in many different flavors has captured all our hearts. Since being stuck in our homes, it has become a staple in our lives all year round. Some might say it's a pretty toxic relationship because this sweet, innocent beverage can have you out of control before you can stop yourself from consuming more of its sparkling goodness. People have taken to Twitter to document their love-hate relationship with The Claw. If you've had one too many White Claws, you'll definitely relate to the hilarious tweets below. 

Tweets about being personally victimized by White Claw | thumbnail text - Tyler Posting His L's @tyler_is_funny You ever though "I like this white claw, but I wish it was worse tasting and there was more of it"? White Claw Surge is for you! CLAL A CLAW CLAW HARD SELTZ HARD HARD HARD SURGE SURGE SURGE SURGE BLOOD ORANGE BLOOD ORANGE CRANBERRY CRANBERRY ITE SELTZER ITE SELTZE NHITE SELTZ
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Drunk Texts People Massively Regret Sending

Getting drunk is a jolly good time. There's nothing like letting loose with a drink after a long day/week/month of diligence. Do you know what's not exactly a jolly good time? Coming to terms with what you sent people while intoxicated. While modern technology allows us to communicate with people at the simple swipe of a button, we don't always have the luxury of taking back what we sent. It may have seemed like a good idea at the time, but then again, pretty much everything seems like a good idea while drunk. Scroll down for the funniest texts, videos, and pictures people on Twitter have sent while drunk. 

Funny tweets about drunk texts | thumbnail text - Christian Gray Snow @christiansnoww ... me deleting the nudes I sent to people while I was drunk bi
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Women Reveal The Worst Things They Did While Drunk

We're all feelin' ourselves while under the influence, but sometimes things get a bit out of hand. A Reddit user asked the women of Reddit about the worst things they did while drunk. Some of the responses were tame, whereas others were super raunchy and insane. What I can say for sure is that I've never gotten this out of hand, and hope that I never will in the future. Scroll down for these wild responses, and make sure to stay safe out there. After all, drinking is a dangerous game that could end in many different ways. 

Women reveal the worst things they did while drunk | thumbnail text - Disastrous_Author638 1 day ago Threw up ON my dog . She was white and I was drinking red wine.
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Tweets For Women Who Go Wild For Wine

Back in the college days, getting blackout was all the rage. Alas, we have evolved since then, and our bodies just can't handle hard liquor like they used to. Unfortunately, we actually need to wake up for work the next day, and getting absolutely trashed just won't cut it. Cue wine, the magical grape juice for adults that keeps us going when the going gets tough. Red or white or pink, wine always helps us cool down after a loooong day at work, and has us ladies feelin' some type of way. The women of Twitter get passionate about their love for wine on the daily. Naturally, we've collected the best wine tweets from this week so that you could get in on the action too. Scroll down to go absolutely wild for wine. 

Funny tweets from women who are passionate about wine | thumbnail text - Wine_HoneyM @Wine_honey1 These people act like they've never seen anyone hanging out in the kiddie pool at the water park with two wine boxes on their arms as floatation devices. 7:52 PM · Mar 22, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Relatable Tweets About Being Way Too Hungover

I love a wild night out on the town just as much as the next girl, but are the consequences the morning after really worth it? Definitely debatable. I cannot count the number of times I've promised myself that I'm drinking again during a hangover, only to go just as hard the next night. I'm not saying I condone this foolish behavior, but evidently, I'm not one to judge either. The people of Twitter understand the consequences of a severe hangover all too well and aren't shy about sharing it on the platform. Check out the funniest hangover tweets from this week below. 

Funny tweets about being hungover | thumbnail text - Joi ... @JoiArtificial How I feel when severely hungover: SA
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People Reveal How They Woke Up In Bed With A Stranger

Ever had a night that you needed a friend to fill in for you? Hey, it happens to the best of us. Sometimes you say, "Sure, I'll mix rum and vodka" and then you wake up the next day with a full face of makeup still on. Honestly, that's pretty normal

What can be a little more extreme is waking up in a stranger's bed the next morning. But there are a million reasons/decisions that could lead to that point. Not all stranger sleepovers are made equal, and soon you'll understand why.

People Reveal How They Woke Up In Bed With A Stranger| thumbnail text - cbelt3 11 hours ago 2 Got really drunk at a dorm party. Ended up carrying a passed out girl up to her room (3 flights of stairs, elevator was out). Plunked her in her bed, took her shoes off. Then passed out on her floor. She woke me up by stepping on me and yelling at me. I was too hung over to argue and just left. 2.7k Reply Give Award Share Report Save
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Drunk Yoga Positions For The Flexible And Inebriated

If you love drinking, and you love doing yoga, then you probably thought the two never went hand-in-hand. I too never thought them a possible match. But oh, how naive we were. These drunk yoga positions prove that never again do we have to be so narrow in our thinking. Now, we can get as plastered as we want, while getting some stretching in at the same time. Honestly, life is great. Namaste. 

drunk yoga positions | thumbnail text - Salambhasana An effective means for strengthening the back of the torso, legs, and arms in preparation for the deeper backbends.
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Woman's One-Night Stand Pees In Her Closet, Ruins All Her Shoes

One-night stands don't always go quite as planned. Whether the sex is bad or your 'guest' just won't take the hint, there are a plethora of things that could go wrong. But these awful sexual escapades often make for hilarious stories! This is why we teamed up with The Single Society - to bring you all of the dating blunders and sexy time misfortunes so you can feel better about your life! Have a bad date story? Please submit it here for a chance to be featured!

bad date story about guy who woke up hungover after one-night stand and peed in closet | After coming to grips with reality and noticing that it was in fact my wardrobe and not a toilet in which he was pissing in, he apologized and made an attempt to salvage my belongings from his mid slumber urination. TIME FOR ME TO MAKE A PEE PEE
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