drinking

Urban Dictionary defines shower beer as "the most delightful beer in the world." It could be any type of beer. What makes it awesome is that it is consumed while you are in the shower. Cold, frothy beer contrasted against the hot, welcoming water of the shower? Truly the definition of delightful. Whether you're rushing to pregame before a night out on the town or you just want a beer buddy to accompany your shower thoughts, the shower beer/cocktail is always the answer. People have taken to Twitter to celebrate the phenomenon of the shower beer, in addition to other beverages one can enjoy in the shower for the peak experience. Check out the best of the shower beverage tweets below. 

We always desperately look forward to the weekend, which represents the light at the end of the tunnel of a long, hard week. But what exactly are we all looking forward to? Based on the weekend plans being shared on Twitter, we're all spending it doing both similar and different things. Whether we're hanging out with the fam, partying with friends, becoming couch potatoes, stuffing our faces with carbs, sleeping, and ghosting everyone we know, the weekend is always a jolly good time. Scroll down to discover the weekend plans of the Twitter-sphere this week. 

The walk of shame is famously known as the walk one performs in their clothes from the night before, suggesting that they had quite the sexual experience the night prior. They shouldn't be calling it the walk of shame though - it should be called the WALK OF GAME, because dayum, this girl's clearly got game! Whether or not the person in question had sex the night before, humans will always find something to be ashamed about. The people of Twitter are sharing what they consider to be their own walk of shame, and these tweets are absolutely golden. 

We all have a jolly good time at the bars and have come to truly appreciate the bar scene that was missing from our lives in the past year. Being an adult is hard, and there's nothing like a wild night out on the town to let loose with your best buds. But the real MVPs of the night are the bartenders, providing you with neverending shots and cocktails until eventually cutting your drunk a** off before you get alcohol poisoning. A Reddit user started a thread to ask bartenders about their craziest encounters at the bar, and the responses were insane! Scroll down to see just how crazy people could get it when they take drinking too far, and lose all sense of common decency. 

Everybody loves drinking, and everybody loves playing games (especially the men in your life), so the only logical result is putting the two together and creating drinking games! Duh! It's been scientifically proven that if coworkers would play games on a weekly basis, the vibes that at the office would be way better. I don't make the rules - I just state them as fact. The people of Twitter have taken to the platform to share their hilarious drinking game experiences and ideas. Scroll on down to get some inspiration this weekend. 

White Claw has been taking the US of A by storm. Everyone's crazy for the sparkling hard seltzer. Even though it became popular as a summer drink, it's never too early to start drinking. People on Twitter have been starting the party early, choosing to shotgun the Claw in the spring because why the heck not?! Scroll down for the best White Claw tweets from this week, and get in on the hype. 

Because I'm so blessed, I have had the pleasure of becoming a new aunt through my adorable, cherub niece. You may think all the responsibility falls to the parents of the new baby, but as a new aunt, I have quite the reputation to uphold. It's a given that aunts have to be drunk at every family function because everyone else is too dull to function. Behold - the drunk aunt! She has been all over the world and returns with wild stories and strange souvenirs for all her nieces and nephews. She also has a suspicious amount of money, and no one knows where it came from. Probably all the money she saved by not having kids, but I digress. The people of Twitter celebrate the iconic drunk aunt persona, and naturally, we documented the celebration for ya. Scroll down for the best-drunk aunt tweets. 

White Claw has become an iconic summer staple in the US of A. The sparkling hard seltzer that comes in many different flavors has captured all our hearts. Since being stuck in our homes, it has become a staple in our lives all year round. Some might say it's a pretty toxic relationship because this sweet, innocent beverage can have you out of control before you can stop yourself from consuming more of its sparkling goodness. People have taken to Twitter to document their love-hate relationship with The Claw. If you've had one too many White Claws, you'll definitely relate to the hilarious tweets below. 

Getting drunk is a jolly good time. There's nothing like letting loose with a drink after a long day/week/month of diligence. Do you know what's not exactly a jolly good time? Coming to terms with what you sent people while intoxicated. While modern technology allows us to communicate with people at the simple swipe of a button, we don't always have the luxury of taking back what we sent. It may have seemed like a good idea at the time, but then again, pretty much everything seems like a good idea while drunk. Scroll down for the funniest texts, videos, and pictures people on Twitter have sent while drunk. 

We're all feelin' ourselves while under the influence, but sometimes things get a bit out of hand. A Reddit user asked the women of Reddit about the worst things they did while drunk. Some of the responses were tame, whereas others were super raunchy and insane. What I can say for sure is that I've never gotten this out of hand, and hope that I never will in the future. Scroll down for these wild responses, and make sure to stay safe out there. After all, drinking is a dangerous game that could end in many different ways. 

I love a wild night out on the town just as much as the next girl, but are the consequences the morning after really worth it? Definitely debatable. I cannot count the number of times I've promised myself that I'm drinking again during a hangover, only to go just as hard the next night. I'm not saying I condone this foolish behavior, but evidently, I'm not one to judge either. The people of Twitter understand the consequences of a severe hangover all too well and aren't shy about sharing it on the platform. Check out the funniest hangover tweets from this week below. 

We've finally made it to the weekend - cheers! You know what the means - it's time to get completely out of our minds. It's basically a weekend obligation. Of course, we compiled a bunch of boozy memes to inspire you to hit the bottle. You ladies have worked hard, and we all deserve to let loose a little this weekend. Go hard or go home, and scroll down for the funniest drinking memes. 

Since corona times have deeply plagued our social lives, I'm sure you have forgotten what barhopping feels like. I bet you're yearning for just one more night of sticky, beer-drenched floors, strangers' sweat intermingling with your own, and music you secretly don't like. For some inexplicable reason, I enjoy seedy nights out on the town just as much.

Perhaps if I refresh your memory of the guys you came into contact with at bars in our pre-corona lives, staying at home may just begin to sound more appealing. Cheezcake ladies: here are the reasons we should count our blessings regarding having to take a break from the bar scene.

Rule number one when you're on a date is to always keep cool and give a good impression. Even if you're raging inside, never ever EVER show it on the outside. It's not a good look. Rule number two? Don't be a cheapskate. Again, not a good look. 

In our latest tale of dating debacles from real women in NYC, brought to us by The Single Society, it seems like this guy missed both those memos. Big time! The dating world is a tough one, but hey, at least bad dates make good stories, right? 

One of the most (relatively) devastating effects of Coronavirus has been the closing of all bars and pubs. Although this has been felt everywhere, the British public is understandably one of the most hard-hit nations when it comes to the loss of social drinking. Some are wallowing in their sadness and waiting for the pubs to reopen. But others are taking matters into their own hands and implementing drastic action to get their alcohol fix. One family in Wigan, U.K., hired Octavia Chic to construct a pub in their backyard so they wouldn't have to wait until the lockdown is over. The results are even better than you could imagine, and judging by the pictures Octavia Chic uploaded to their Facebook page (featured below), they're going to get many more orders just like that one!

Aside from trying to stay sane, get creative, and eat our weight in food, there's not much else to do besides drinking our way through quarantine. These tweets show just how much people are drinking to get through this difficult time period (in the last alcoholic way possible). Cheers to that!