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Shower Beers And Other Beverages Are The Solution To All Our Problems According To Twitter

Urban Dictionary defines shower beer as "the most delightful beer in the world." It could be any type of beer. What makes it awesome is that it is consumed while you are in the shower. Cold, frothy beer contrasted against the hot, welcoming water of the shower? Truly the definition of delightful. Whether you're rushing to pregame before a night out on the town or you just want a beer buddy to accompany your shower thoughts, the shower beer/cocktail is always the answer. People have taken to Twitter to celebrate the phenomenon of the shower beer, in addition to other beverages one can enjoy in the shower for the peak experience. Check out the best of the shower beverage tweets below. 

Funny tweets about shower beer | thumbnail text - hot chelle rae stan acc @squidlarr shower partner except only I am under the water and they just stand in front of me being cold and holding my beer 11:14 PM · Apr 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Tweets About Wild Weekend Plans Which Inspire Endless Possibilities

We always desperately look forward to the weekend, which represents the light at the end of the tunnel of a long, hard week. But what exactly are we all looking forward to? Based on the weekend plans being shared on Twitter, we're all spending it doing both similar and different things. Whether we're hanging out with the fam, partying with friends, becoming couch potatoes, stuffing our faces with carbs, sleeping, and ghosting everyone we know, the weekend is always a jolly good time. Scroll down to discover the weekend plans of the Twitter-sphere this week. 

Funny tweets about weekend plans | thumbnail text - Leftist Bluth ... @leftjerkstore Official weekend plans I'm relaxing, I'm geting blackout drunk and you're leaving me alone.
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Weekly Roundup Of The Funniest 'Walk Of Shame' Tweets (April 16, 2021)

The walk of shame is famously known as the walk one performs in their clothes from the night before, suggesting that they had quite the sexual experience the night prior. They shouldn't be calling it the walk of shame though - it should be called the WALK OF GAME, because dayum, this girl's clearly got game! Whether or not the person in question had sex the night before, humans will always find something to be ashamed about. The people of Twitter are sharing what they consider to be their own walk of shame, and these tweets are absolutely golden. 

Funny tweets about the walk of the shame | thumbnail text - Rectangle - lexa @alexapankratzz i just did the walk of shame out of my room with 20 cups. no one talk to me for 3-7 business days 11:38 PM · Apr 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Bartenders Reveal Their Wildest Encounters With Rowdy Customers

We all have a jolly good time at the bars and have come to truly appreciate the bar scene that was missing from our lives in the past year. Being an adult is hard, and there's nothing like a wild night out on the town to let loose with your best buds. But the real MVPs of the night are the bartenders, providing you with neverending shots and cocktails until eventually cutting your drunk a** off before you get alcohol poisoning. A Reddit user started a thread to ask bartenders about their craziest encounters at the bar, and the responses were insane! Scroll down to see just how crazy people could get it when they take drinking too far, and lose all sense of common decency. 

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Drinking Game Tweets Just In Time For The Weekend

Everybody loves drinking, and everybody loves playing games (especially the men in your life), so the only logical result is putting the two together and creating drinking games! Duh! It's been scientifically proven that if coworkers would play games on a weekly basis, the vibes that at the office would be way better. I don't make the rules - I just state them as fact. The people of Twitter have taken to the platform to share their hilarious drinking game experiences and ideas. Scroll on down to get some inspiration this weekend. 

Funny about drinking games | thumbnail tweet - ... @annttoekneeoh my ancestors probably have drinking games based on how many times i look at myself in the mirror 6:42 PM · Apr 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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April Showers Bring White Claw Power to Twitter

White Claw has been taking the US of A by storm. Everyone's crazy for the sparkling hard seltzer. Even though it became popular as a summer drink, it's never too early to start drinking. People on Twitter have been starting the party early, choosing to shotgun the Claw in the spring because why the heck not?! Scroll down for the best White Claw tweets from this week, and get in on the hype. 

Funny tweets about White Claw | thumbnail text - first ethical prince phillip truther @ThankYou_EA ... Gf chasing Benadryl with a white claw rn l'm gonna marry her 4:46 AM · Apr 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Twitter Reveals Why Being The Drunk Aunt At Family Functions Is The Best Lifestyle

Because I'm so blessed, I have had the pleasure of becoming a new aunt through my adorable, cherub niece. You may think all the responsibility falls to the parents of the new baby, but as a new aunt, I have quite the reputation to uphold. It's a given that aunts have to be drunk at every family function because everyone else is too dull to function. Behold - the drunk aunt! She has been all over the world and returns with wild stories and strange souvenirs for all her nieces and nephews. She also has a suspicious amount of money, and no one knows where it came from. Probably all the money she saved by not having kids, but I digress. The people of Twitter celebrate the iconic drunk aunt persona, and naturally, we documented the celebration for ya. Scroll down for the best-drunk aunt tweets. 

Funny tweets about being the drunk aunt | thumbnail tweet - Carly @i_carlaaay ... Yesterday my Uber driver told me I give him "cool aunt that brings tequila to Christmas and gets everyone drunk" energy, and I think that may go down as the best compliment I've ever received 10:20 PM · Mar 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Funniest Tweets About Being Personally Victimized By White Claw

White Claw has become an iconic summer staple in the US of A. The sparkling hard seltzer that comes in many different flavors has captured all our hearts. Since being stuck in our homes, it has become a staple in our lives all year round. Some might say it's a pretty toxic relationship because this sweet, innocent beverage can have you out of control before you can stop yourself from consuming more of its sparkling goodness. People have taken to Twitter to document their love-hate relationship with The Claw. If you've had one too many White Claws, you'll definitely relate to the hilarious tweets below. 

Tweets about being personally victimized by White Claw | thumbnail text - Tyler Posting His L's @tyler_is_funny You ever though "I like this white claw, but I wish it was worse tasting and there was more of it"? White Claw Surge is for you! CLAL A CLAW CLAW HARD SELTZ HARD HARD HARD SURGE SURGE SURGE SURGE BLOOD ORANGE BLOOD ORANGE CRANBERRY CRANBERRY ITE SELTZER ITE SELTZE NHITE SELTZ
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Drunk Texts People Massively Regret Sending

Getting drunk is a jolly good time. There's nothing like letting loose with a drink after a long day/week/month of diligence. Do you know what's not exactly a jolly good time? Coming to terms with what you sent people while intoxicated. While modern technology allows us to communicate with people at the simple swipe of a button, we don't always have the luxury of taking back what we sent. It may have seemed like a good idea at the time, but then again, pretty much everything seems like a good idea while drunk. Scroll down for the funniest texts, videos, and pictures people on Twitter have sent while drunk. 

Funny tweets about drunk texts | thumbnail text - Christian Gray Snow @christiansnoww ... me deleting the nudes I sent to people while I was drunk bi
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Women Reveal The Worst Things They Did While Drunk

We're all feelin' ourselves while under the influence, but sometimes things get a bit out of hand. A Reddit user asked the women of Reddit about the worst things they did while drunk. Some of the responses were tame, whereas others were super raunchy and insane. What I can say for sure is that I've never gotten this out of hand, and hope that I never will in the future. Scroll down for these wild responses, and make sure to stay safe out there. After all, drinking is a dangerous game that could end in many different ways. 

Women reveal the worst things they did while drunk | thumbnail text - Disastrous_Author638 1 day ago Threw up ON my dog . She was white and I was drinking red wine.
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Relatable Tweets About Being Way Too Hungover

I love a wild night out on the town just as much as the next girl, but are the consequences the morning after really worth it? Definitely debatable. I cannot count the number of times I've promised myself that I'm drinking again during a hangover, only to go just as hard the next night. I'm not saying I condone this foolish behavior, but evidently, I'm not one to judge either. The people of Twitter understand the consequences of a severe hangover all too well and aren't shy about sharing it on the platform. Check out the funniest hangover tweets from this week below. 

Funny tweets about being hungover | thumbnail text - Joi ... @JoiArtificial How I feel when severely hungover: SA
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Alcohol Infused Memes For Anyone Getting Boozy Tonight

We've finally made it to the weekend - cheers! You know what the means - it's time to get completely out of our minds. It's basically a weekend obligation. Of course, we compiled a bunch of boozy memes to inspire you to hit the bottle. You ladies have worked hard, and we all deserve to let loose a little this weekend. Go hard or go home, and scroll down for the funniest drinking memes. 


funny memes about alcohol for anyone getting boozy tonight | thumbnail text - Why do people get so drunk when they go out with you? Because I'm a pusher. 0 push people. Me trying desperately to focus my eyes to type & send that perfect drunk text I know that l'll regret tomorrow
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Eleven Types Of Guys Women Meet At Bars

Since corona times have deeply plagued our social lives, I'm sure you have forgotten what barhopping feels like. I bet you're yearning for just one more night of sticky, beer-drenched floors, strangers' sweat intermingling with your own, and music you secretly don't like. For some inexplicable reason, I enjoy seedy nights out on the town just as much.

Perhaps if I refresh your memory of the guys you came into contact with at bars in our pre-corona lives, staying at home may just begin to sound more appealing. Cheezcake ladies: here are the reasons we should count our blessings regarding having to take a break from the bar scene.



the typical guys women meet at bars | thumbnail text - Granted, this guy is cute and charming as f*ck. If you weren't already super jaded, you would actually believe you found your prince. Alas, you've been around the block one too many times, so you're more than aware that this bar is Player Charming's local pick-up-chicks playground. You give him your number anyway — I mean, how could you resist?
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My Dating Nightmare: Guy Was 45 Minutes Late, Then Wouldn't Pay For Drinks

Rule number one when you're on a date is to always keep cool and give a good impression. Even if you're raging inside, never ever EVER show it on the outside. It's not a good look. Rule number two? Don't be a cheapskate. Again, not a good look. 

In our latest tale of dating debacles from real women in NYC, brought to us by The Single Society, it seems like this guy missed both those memos. Big time! The dating world is a tough one, but hey, at least bad dates make good stories, right? 

pop art illustration of guy shaking fist - funny story about guy who argued with manager and brought his own bottle of wine to bar | He argued with the manager, then slipped his bottle of wine under the table cloth, deviously attempting to open it with a miniature pocket knife on his key chain.
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Couple Builds Mini Pub In Backyard And It's Total Goals

One of the most (relatively) devastating effects of Coronavirus has been the closing of all bars and pubs. Although this has been felt everywhere, the British public is understandably one of the most hard-hit nations when it comes to the loss of social drinking. Some are wallowing in their sadness and waiting for the pubs to reopen. But others are taking matters into their own hands and implementing drastic action to get their alcohol fix. One family in Wigan, U.K., hired Octavia Chic to construct a pub in their backyard so they wouldn't have to wait until the lockdown is over. The results are even better than you could imagine, and judging by the pictures Octavia Chic uploaded to their Facebook page (featured below), they're going to get many more orders just like that one!

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Funny Tweets About How Much We're Drinking Now

Aside from trying to stay sane, get creative, and eat our weight in food, there's not much else to do besides drinking our way through quarantine. These tweets show just how much people are drinking to get through this difficult time period (in the last alcoholic way possible). Cheers to that!

funny tweets drinking quarantine coronavirus alcohol | sarafcarter @sarafcarter At point quarantine where might just drink make myself hungover on purpose just feel something
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