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Cringiest DMs Literally No One Asked For

Sliding into someone's DMs is always a risky move because no one likes rejection. However, if you're trying to pursue a potential love interest, there is a subtle art to successful flirting that you need to follow to win over the subject of your affection. The rules of this 'game' include, but are not limited to, not being aggressive, creepy, or coming across as a total lunatic. It's a tricky balance to find, but most people manage it pretty well. We say most because some people fail so epically at flirting that they deserve to be made fun of. Check out these cringeworthy attempts at flirting from people who slid into their crush's DMs, and you'll see what we mean. It seems like love isn't meant for everyone.

cringiest Dms literally nobody asked for | thumbnail text - Hey Beautiful. How are you? 15:57 Sorry. Automatic message I apologize about that. Technology sucks. 16:02 Do you want to let ! won't know you've seen their message until you accept. message you? They Report conversation. Delete Acсept Blush You are now my big fat crus Crush I'm single as I can be You're single perfect for me I'm gonna give you a bunch of reasons why you should date me Reason number 1 I'm super hot
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Text Messages From Men That Deserve To Be Roasted Like A Marshmallow

Welcome to the world of direct messaging. A lot of men like to use this place to be really slick, but unfortunately, most of them are unsuccessful. Men definitely underestimate the bullsh*t detectors that women are essentially born with. Just because we can't see you via text, we can still read between the lines, and rest assured we WILL roast you if it's what you deserve. So be afraid Chads, be very afraid.

Text Messages From Men That Deserve To Be Roasted Like A Marshmallow| thumbnail text - 98% 11:41 AM <Sex club DDD Today 12:05AM Неy sexy 12:27AM Hi 12:30AM Your sexy. 01:28AM What about my sexy? 09:46AM It left. Went home. Ever since u decided to be a lil bitch. I know the difference between your and y'our. This is fucking Grindr not spelling bee central. DB DBDB DDB Text Message Today 11:05 AM Hi Natalie, this is Adam from the Ikea delivery yesterday. I apologise for the unprofessional nature
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Cringy And Inappropriate Messages People Received In Their DMs

There is an art to sliding into a person's DMs— a skill set that not everyone has. The basic premise is to be polite, throw in a subtle compliment, and not be a total creep. Unfortunately, some people missed the memo and went from zero to a hundred on the inappropriate scale instead, resulting in these hilariously cringy attempts at flirting. I bet they wish they'd unsend these messages if they could


cringey and inappropriate messages people received in their DMs | thumbnail text - VIEW PROFILE 4:31 PM Could I put pasta on you and eat it off your body? ( just kidding Hi im Kevin Hi there. How are you? Today 9:44 AM No response is pretty disappointing. From reading your profile I was actually excited to talk to you Hey sorry about that Phil! I check this once or twice a week because I try not to be super involved with social media Sent Well l'd prefer you be super involved with me and this tr
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The 9 Guys Who Will Inevitably Try And Slide Into Your DMs At One Point Or Another

Instagram is a funky digital space. Guys in general are strange as f*ck. Put the two of them together, and you get double the trouble. And yet, you can't help coming back for more.

When you come to terms with the fact that you're just as weird as these Insta guys, you'll start embracing all those annoying DMs that come your way. Let's get on the 'gram, and decipher all these DM dudes together.


The types of guys who slide into Women's DMs | thumbnail picture of old man text - The Sugar Daddy He just wants to shower you in money, presents, and everything your heart desires. You're beautiful, and beautiful girls deserve the world. You don't even have to sleep with him. He just wants a harmless feet pic. You laugh at first, but then you reconsider. You could really use the money. All about the hustle. %24
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