We love to complain about our kids throughout the year but when the holiday season rolls around, we go out of our way to make the season feel special

Christmas was just a couple days ago, and now that we don’t have to pretend to be nice to people anymore, this is a great time to look back and be, well, critical . Specifically, of the weird sh*t some people think passes for decorations these days. And look, we’ve all had a wonky tree or something, and that’s fine. That’s not what I’m talking about. I’m talking about the sh*t that looks like it slithered straight out of a horror movie. I’m sure you know what I’m talking about: you’re driving a…

call the police