debauchery

At some point in every man-loving human's life, they will (hopefully) discover their 'unicorn penis.' This is essentially the 'perfect' penis, whatever that may mean to the beholder. Whether it be the perfect size, girth, or shape, or it's just simply attached to a person who has given you the absolute best sex of your life. However, it can often result in awful decision-making and potentially put you in prison. This woman, fortunately, did NOT end up in prison, but when she finally got a chance to reunite with the man attached to the beloved unicorn member, things got, well...weird. Read about this hilariously awful Sexcapade on Cheezcake! 

It's a tale as old as time. Sh*t happens when you drink too much tequila. People get horny, can't figure out where the f*ck they are, phones die...you get the picture! Well, this person certainly does! Read about this hilarious Sexcapade story where a woman lets alcohol and her vagina drive the metaphorical bus which leads her right into a ridiculous situation of sexual debauchery... but with a bit of a detour!  

We've all had those nights when we should have just stayed on the couch. Nights when that last drink - or drinks - were completely unnecessary and ultimately changed the course of your entire existence...OK, maybe that's a bit dramatic, but this, friends, is one of those nights. Today's Sexcapade story is one where a woman learns the hard way that sometimes the vagina does not know best especially when it is fed tequila. Well, not literally. Read this story of drunken sexual debauchery that turned into a really shitty situation - but like, literally. 

We've all had lapses in judgment, and sometimes those lapses in judgment lead to a one-night stand. And sometimes that one-night stand leaves you in a completely vulnerable position with no phone, no money, and minimal clothing. Ok, maybe just this guy. This Sexcapade story follows a man who was simply looking to have a good time on Halloween weekend with friends when somehow he ended up in the longest, coldest and most hilarious walk of shame in the history of mankind. But! This heart-warming tale will also restore your faith in humanity and make you appreciate the kindness of strangers. Well, probably not. But read it anyway because it's f*cking hysterical.

Cheers to the freakin' weekend! In honor of Saturday, we've uncovered a 7-year-old Reddit thread in which Redditors offer up their favorite drinking games. Who's ready to go hard or go home?! Scroll down and let us know if there's an awesome drinking game that isn't on the list. As always, drink responsibly. 

Wild nights out at the club are generally fueled by alcohol, but you know what else it fuels? Super embarrassing drunk texts. The thing is, you'll only realize how embarrassing the texts are once you wake up painfully hungover and mortified the next day. It'll be too late to take it back once the light of day hits, and there's nothing you could do except wallow in your embarrassment. We dug up a Reddit thread from 8 years ago about the worst drunk texts people have sent, and damn, people in the last decade really went hard. Have you sent out worst drunk texts than the ones listed below? 

Vegas is a staple of American culture. 'What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas' started out as a marketing ploy to encourage people to party in the desert, but boy does it ring true to this day. I had a blast partying in Vegas, even though my group of friends was so tame that we didn't even gamble. After unearthing a Reddit thread about people's experiences in Vegas from ten years ago, I realized just how tame our trip was compared to other people who engaged in all different types of debauchery in the desert. Scroll down to live vicariously through these crazy characters of Vegas' past. 

In theory, bachelorette parties are freaking awesome! One last night out with the friends you hold nearest and dearest before tying the knot? Sounds right up my alley. But not everyone is as amazing and adorable as your friend group. Some of these bachelorette parties get super freaky, and not in a good way. After uncovering a 6-year-old Reddit thread about the craziest bachelorette parties people have seen or experienced themselves, I am both entertained and appalled at the same time. Scroll down for these horrendous hot mess bachelorette stories.