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Karen Dishes Out Entitled Advice To Woman Who Claims Another Shopper Stole Her Dress

If you live in a pleasant suburb, you've surely come into contact with a Karen that may not be as equally pleasant as the suburb, but you can't say she doesn't add to the charm of the town. After all, it's inspiring to see a woman go after what she wants, no matter who she treats like garbage along the way, and that's exactly what Karen is all about. If you're looking to emulate her attitude in your daily life, look no further! Cheezcake's resident Karen provides top-notch advice for those looking to upgrade to her devil-may-care lifestyle. 



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'Karen' Dishes Out Entitled Advice To Mom Who Berates School Teacher

Karens have been all over the place lately, but don't fret if you don't have a special Karen in your life! Cheezcake's resident Karen is here on a weekly basis to give you the advice you need in your life to get whatever you want, when you want. Because we all deserve a chance at living the entitled life that Karen gets to live on a daily basis.


Want your question answered by Karen? Email dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com.




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'Karen' Dishes Out Entitled Advice To Woman Who Throws Shoe At Store Employee

Feeling like the whole world doesn't cater to your needs like they're supposed to? Have no fear - your local neighborhood Karen is here! She's dealt with every manager across the country, so she has loads of experience getting what she wants when she wants it. Because she's such a good Samaritan, she shares her tips for living your best life and getting everything your heart desires on a weekly basis!

Want your question answered by Karen? Email dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com.


Dear Karen advice column, the advice column helping you get the privilege you're entitled to | thumbnail Text - Dear Karen, Dear Shopping Spree Bee, Employees are generally even more incompetent than the manager. Next time, speak to the manager DSW didn't offer my shoe size for a specific type of sneakers I wanted. I before resorting to a physical complaint. needed them If the manager is also unable to provide you with the shoes immediately, so ordering them online just wouldn't do. I threw othe
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'Dear Karen': The New Advice Column Dishing Out Entitlement On A Weekly Basis (February 2, 2021)

Another week, another boatload of problems that your local neighborhood Karen will humbly and happily solve for you. At this point, you already know that Karen knows best. Let her take the wheel, and drive you straight into the entitled life you've always dreamed of with her first-rate advice.

For more incredible advice from Karen, email dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com. 

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'Dear Karen': The New Advice Column Dishing Out Entitlement On A Weekly Basis (January 11, 2021)

No one in your life seems to understand that you deserve your world and more. No one except your local neighborhood Karen! Imagine a reality where you could get whatever you want when you want it.

Karen is here to offer you weekly quality advice, advice that will guarantee your best life from here on out. Screw the managers you've dealt with in the past, and embrace Karen as your life manager instead!

For more incredible advice from Karen, email dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com.


Dear Karen advice column, the advice column helping you get the privilege you're entitled to | thumbnail Text- Dear Mama Bear, Write a passionate letter to the CEO describing your ordeal with the unqualified employee, and detailing your integral role as a mother and a regular paying customer. Remember: 88 the CEO needs YOU for business, not the other way around! - Karen
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'Dear Karen': The New Advice Column Dishing Out Entitlement On A Weekly Basis (January 4, 2021)

At this point in history, we're all well aware that life is a total hot mess. All of us have hopes and dreams, with no idea how to accomplish them. All of us have struggles and problems, with no idea how to solve them. 

Have no fear - in honor of 2021, your local neighborhood Karen is here!  

With Karen's advice, you'll get everything your little heart desires because you deserve the world and more, and anyone who gets in your way should be fired immediately. Do they know who they're speaking to? The audacity!

Shut the F up, and listen the F up because Karen has many words of wisdom to bestow upon you. If you're looking for more quality advice from Karen, email her at dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com.


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