I said, 'I've got an egg on my face.' He said, 'I love huevos rancheros.'

They said what now?

Literal hot date...

This gives "getting the ick" a whole new meaning.

Eek, the modern world of dating.

Have you ever heard of a guy "Pooh Bear-ing" it? Because it will be your new ick...

If you didn't think men were delusional before, you will now.

Sometimes when a relationship ends it feels like no other pain you have ever felt. Maybe you have been through breakups before or maybe you haven't, but sometimes there is just that one relationship that ends in pure undiluted heartbreak. The stuff that great songs and historical literature is written about. The kind of love that ends and leaves you feeling like you just came back from war. That feeling of “I will never love again" is all too familiar for people who have experienced that kind o…