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Funny tweets about dating apps | thumbnail text - Katrina Carruth ... @KatrinaCarruth don't understand why people on dating apps don't list their preferred thermostat temp. It's best to know that up front instead of waiting until your "I'll die if it hits 70" clashes with his "I'll die if it gets below 70" 4:36 AM · Apr 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Weekly Round Up Of The Funniest Dating App Tweets (April 7, 2021)

Funny tweets about dating apps | thumbnail text - ktg @ktjeezetweeter ... Tis the season to use dating apps for baseball season ticket holders 2:43 AM · Mar 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Weekly Dating App Tweets For Those Seeking Modern Day Romance (April 3,2021)

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Ten Most Annoying Profile Pics Men Use On Dating Apps

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funny but bad tinder pick up lines | thumbnail includes two conversations Text - Tbh I'm pretty new to Tinder, I will try to start by asking you what kind of relationship are you focused on? My everlasting relationship with Jesus Christ. Psych. I'm tryna smash. Sent GIF Type a message... II

Tinder Opening Lines Which Deserve A Medal For Awkwardness

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stories about worst dates men went on with women in NYC | thumbnail man with speech bubbles Text - I LIKE WOMEN THE SAME WAY I LIKE MY COFFEE... WITHOUT SOMEONE'S D*CK IN IT

Dating Nightmares: Guys Share Their Worst Dates With Women

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dating fail about guy who owned a plane but shared bedroom with two brothers | thumbnail pop art image of guy in plane Text - How about you buy me some drinks and I will tell you all about my plane? | would rather share 600 square feet brothers than give up my plane proclaimed as made me pay $100 worth of tequila downed on our date

My Dating Nightmare: Guy 'Owned Plane', But Shared A Bedroom With Two Brothers

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bad dating stories about crazy things women found when googling their dates | thumbnail includes pop art graphic of woman at computer Text - I'm dating a sex offender?! | Turns out, the guy had THREE cases of sexual assault and battery he had been convicted of within the last five years (he was 34). When I confronted him about it via text he told me he had a crazy ex-girlfriend. Likely story.

Dating Nightmares: Craziest Things People Found After Googling Their Date

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dating fail about a guy who had diarrhea on first date on halloween | thumbnail Text - I just shit my pants | Apparently, the scariest thing about this evening was Bryce's gastrointestinal system because he sh*t his pants right in the middle of the haunted house.

My Dating Nightmare: Explosive Diarrhea Disaster On Halloween

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dating fail story about guy who stabbed ex-wife with fork | thumbnail pop art image of guy Text - "give me a chance or I'll throw my fork at you" | He how his drugs and alcohol addiction caused him to lose his job and ruin his first AND second marriage by drunkenly trying to stab his ex-wife with a fork in a restaurant, resulting in incarceration.

My Dating Nightmare: The 'Recovering' Alcoholic Who Stabbed Ex-Wife With Fork

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dating fail story about guy who only gave the tip | thumbnail pop art image of woman "I like getting more than just the tip, but this wasn't what I had in mind" | Craig pulled out disheveled one dollar bill few dimes nickels from his pocket. He then put dollar back into pocket leaving only change behind. just don't think we should be responsible for paying salary

My Dating Nightmare: Bad Tipper Who Proved Chivalry Is Dead

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awkward dating nightmare of guy who was a total cheapskate - thumbnail includes pop art pic of woman holding coffee text - if you can't afford coffee, you can't afford this W.A.P | Jeff suggested we meet at one particular establishment you may or may not have heard of. Starbucks.

My Dating Nightmare: The Cappuccino Cheapskate

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pop art illustration of man eating burger and story of how he ate a slider without giving it to his hungry date | An acquaintance of Marc's approached us with two delectable sliders on his cocktail napkin. I was salivating. He handed one to Marc, who shoved the entire thing straight into his mouth. Wow, what a gentleman.

My Dating Nightmare: Guy Stuffs His Face, Leaving Me Starving

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pop art illustration of guy shaking fist - funny story about guy who argued with manager and brought his own bottle of wine to bar | He argued with the manager, then slipped his bottle of wine under the table cloth, deviously attempting to open it with a miniature pocket knife on his key chain.

My Dating Nightmare: Guy Was 45 Minutes Late, Then Wouldn't Pay For Drinks

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pop art illustration of guy at desk dreaming about a car - funny story about bad date and how he didn't stop talking about race cars "He wouldn't shut. the. F*CK. UP about race cars. He was looking for a woman to support his passion by taking on all financial responsibilities and give up on having kids. All for his budding racing career."

My Dating Nightmare: Man-Child ONLY Spoke About Race Cars, Then Threw Insults At Me

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pop art illustration of guy in car - funny story about bad date and all the things he lied about | "He spoke about his debilitating ADHD, his dates with several women who went to rehab for alcohol abuse, and how he has never left the country, and has ZERO desire to so."

My Dating Nightmare: Guy Was A Compulsive Liar, Still Living At His Parents

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