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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix ... I'm sure 4 kids fighting about who found the most eggs at 7 AM is exactly what Jesus had planned for today. 4:32 PM · Apr 4, 2021 · Twitter for iPad 164 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 1,794 Likes

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Text - Average Dad @Average_Dad1 ... "Dad isn't it weird that the word chicken can mean an animal or a type of food?" - my kid, on the verge of making a horrific realization 2:55 AM - Mar 30, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 246 Retweets 18 Quote Tweets 2,575 Likes

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - The Dad @thedad ... THE DAD welcome to parenthood, by now your child hates that thing you saved up for all year 9:27 PM Mar 6, 2021 · Buffer 7 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 109 Likes

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail tweets - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal ... PARENTING MATH PROBLEM: One 4 year old attempts to fill a 10 ounce cup with water from the fridge. How many gallons are spilled in the process? 12:00 AM Feb 18, 2021 · Twitter Web App 59 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 544 Likes

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn 000 [loud thud] Me: What was that? 6-year-old: Nothing. Me: Then why did I hear it? 6: It was a loud nothing. 8:20 PM Jan 16, 2021 - Twitter for Android 132 Retweets 14 Quote Tweets 2.6K Likes

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal My 4 year old said he was carsick so I dumped the groceries from a plastic bag & passed it back to him with instructions to "throw up inside it." I heard him throw up & looked back to see that he'd put the bag on over his head like a helmet, so the puke fell right out the bottom. 3:37 PM Dec 17, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 61 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 880 Likes

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland I never understood how the little drummer boy's parents could just send him outside alone at night to play his drum until my daughter brought a recorder home from school. 1:49 AM Dec 9, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 228 Retweets 24 Quote Tweets 2.7K Likes

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Richard Dean @dad_on_my_feet Our daughter asked me what "cremation" means so I told her and she responded that it "sounds delicious" so apparently I'm raising a sweet golden-haired Hannibal Lecter 4:46 PM Dec 1, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 62 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 731 Likes

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking hell hath no fury like a toddler who loses the chance to push a button of any kind. 11:36 PM · Nov 24, 2020 - Twitter Web App 193 Retweets 14 Quote Tweets 1.5K Likes >

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - WTFDAD @daddydoubts I just sneezed and my kid shouted from his bedroom "bless you dad!" which is adorable. You know what else is adorable? GOING THE FUCK TO SLEEP 4:03 AM Nov 19, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 147 Retweets 17 Quote Tweets 1.7K Likes >

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal When I randomly walk into a room in my home and find my kids playing quietly together I slowly and silently back out like l've stumbled into a den of hungry velociraptors who by some miracle haven't noticed me yet. 1:10 AM - Nov 13, 2020 - Twitter Web App 94 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 1.1K Likes >

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Text - Brian Wecht @bwecht Audrey (6yo): Daddy! Did you know that after Michael left my school, he came back and now people call him David? Me: Does he look and sound totally different too? Audrey: Yes!!! Me: That's not the same kid, honey. Audrey: *long pause* Maybe 11:51 PM · Nov 6, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 570 Retweets 20 Quote Tweets 9.4K Likes

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funniest dad tweets of the week | thumbnail Text - Richard Dean @dad_on_my_feet 50% of parenting a toddler is deciding if the object they're about to break is worth getting up off the couch 7:41 PM Oct 27, 2020 · Twitter Web App 163 Retweets 15 Quote Tweets 969 Likes >

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Text - Dad on my Feet @dad_on_my_feet 000 My kid left a car light on overnight so this morning my battery was dead, which reminded me the importance of life-lessons like jump- starting an engine, keeping an emergency kit handy, and above all else, proper use of birth control

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funniest dad tweets of the week - Text - bacon popsiclestein @Gupton68 If I learned just one thing as a parent, it's that by the 3rd kid they can be juggling samurai swords and hand grenades and you won't care as long as they're doing it quietly

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