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funniest tweets from dads who nailed parenting this week | Thumbnail text - Tired Dad of 2 ... @Tired_Dad_of_2 (I wake up and pour my first coffee with my eyes barely open) 6: Daddy, where did the first humans come from? 4:23 PM · Jul 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 22 Retweets 131 Likes

Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Nailed Parenting This Week

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - threetimedaddy @threetimedaddy ... Tonight our 4 year old ate his dinner in a record time of 4 hours 27 minutes 9:57 PM · Jun 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 42 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 663 Likes

Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Nailed Parenting This Week

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Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Nailed Parenting This Week | Thumbnail text - NicholasG ... @Dad_At_Law So glad to be able to spend hard-earned money at restaurants again so my daughter can say things like, "This shrimp isn't as good as the popcorn shrimp at school. I think it has real shrimp in it." 3:49 PM · Jun 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 21 Retweets 45 Likes

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Iconic Father's Day Tweets From Dads Who Deserve A Raise| thumbnail text - Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan My 4 yr old son gave me a hand made card for Father's Day. Maybe for Christmas l'll draw him a picture of some toys. 11:53 AM · Jun 20, 2010 · Twitter Web Client 2.1K Retweets 3.2K Likes

Iconic Father's Day Tweets From Dads Who Deserve A Raise, Or At Least A Long Nap

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix If it's Sunday night and you're not just finding out about a school project that's due tomorrow are you really even a parent? 3:21 AM Jun 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPad

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - jon drake @DrakeGatsby ... Imagine raising a child, staying up countless nights with them, sacrificing for them and then on Father's Day they get you a tie with a fish on it 10:08 PM · Jun 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 30 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 522 Likes

Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Nailed Parenting

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Sarae @LoveSarae One time I faked died in front of Micah to see what he would do and he said "oh no, mummy died". Then SAT ON MY HEAD and continued playing on his iPad. I taught him how to dial 999 that day. 12:59 PM · May 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,713 Retweets 215 Quote Tweets 27.8K Likes

Funny Parenting Tweets That Hit Way Too Hard

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - A Bearer Of Dad News @HomeWithPeanut My 3-year-old was having yogurt for breakfast. He decided to pretend it was ice cream. Then got mad at me because it really wasn't ice cream. There aren't enough condom ads in the world. 3:05 PM · May 13, 2021 Twitter for Android 34 Retweets 156 Likes

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix Me: I don't know how making meals that all the kids will eat could get any more difficult. Child: I am no longer eating any food that contains the letter "e." %3D 7:16 PM · May 3, 2021 · Twitter Web App

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (May 11, 2021)

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Simon Holland @simoncholland My daughter woke up at 6:06 today instead of her usual 6:00 because we let her stay up 5 hours past her bedtime last night. 5:26 PM · May 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 48 Retweets 12 Quote Tweets 1,173 Likes

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (May 4, 2021)

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - threetimedaddy @threetimedaddy ... Why aren't there any horror movies called "My 4 year old fell asleep in the car at 5pm" 11:37 PM · Apr 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 152 Retweets 12 Quote Tweets 1,366 Likes

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness Kids at bedtime are like a nine page food blog for a simple ramen noodle recipe 3:12 AM · Apr 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 167 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 800 Likes

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (April 21, 2021)

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix ... I'm sure 4 kids fighting about who found the most eggs at 7 AM is exactly what Jesus had planned for today. 4:32 PM · Apr 4, 2021 · Twitter for iPad 164 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 1,794 Likes

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (April 5, 2021)

funniest dad tweets of the week | Text - Average Dad @Average_Dad1 ... "Dad isn't it weird that the word chicken can mean an animal or a type of food?" - my kid, on the verge of making a horrific realization 2:55 AM - Mar 30, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 246 Retweets 18 Quote Tweets 2,575 Likes

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (March 30, 2021)

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - The Dad @thedad ... THE DAD welcome to parenthood, by now your child hates that thing you saved up for all year 9:27 PM Mar 6, 2021 · Buffer 7 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 109 Likes

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (March 9, 2021)

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail tweets - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal ... PARENTING MATH PROBLEM: One 4 year old attempts to fill a 10 ounce cup with water from the fridge. How many gallons are spilled in the process? 12:00 AM Feb 18, 2021 · Twitter Web App 59 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 544 Likes

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