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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (May 4, 2021)

The dads of Twitter know that fatherhood can be simultaneously challenging and full of joyful moments. That's why we love bringing you a weekly haul of the funniest dad tweets we came across over the past seven days, which are the epitome of dad humor and the reason dads get the rep that they do — for both the good and the bad. Once you've digested all of these hilarious dad tweets, you can check out last week's funniest dad tweets as well, which are equally as entertaining.



funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Simon Holland @simoncholland My daughter woke up at 6:06 today instead of her usual 6:00 because we let her stay up 5 hours past her bedtime last night. 5:26 PM · May 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 48 Retweets 12 Quote Tweets 1,173 Likes
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (April 27, 2021)

Most people have a love-hate relationship with dad humor. And by that, I mean they hate how much they love it. Because let's face it, as much as we roll our eyes and groan out loud at their puns, their quips, and their funny observations about life and parenting, we still come back for more. Each week we round up the funniest dad tweets we found from the past seven days that accurately describe the journey of parenthood. There's something about men becoming fathers that makes them so much more comical, relatable, and goofier, and we're grateful for it. And here are last week's funniest dad tweets in case you missed them.



funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - threetimedaddy @threetimedaddy ... Why aren't there any horror movies called "My 4 year old fell asleep in the car at 5pm" 11:37 PM · Apr 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 152 Retweets 12 Quote Tweets 1,366 Likes
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Father Cuts Off Young Daughter's Hair Because She Doesn't 'Maintain It' Properly

Parenting is one of the most challenging jobs in the world, especially when you're a single parent. Parents don't always get it right; in fact, most of the time, they screw up. But the sign of a good parent is one who can admit their mistakes and apologize to their kids when they get it wrong. One dad posted on Reddit, wanting to know how badly he had f*cked up when he cut his daughter's hair. He explained that he is a single parent and struggles to maintain his seven-year-old daughter's hair, which she refuses to take any responsibility for herself. After many discussions with her, he finally cut her hair, which she found very distressing. His mother and sister told him that it was the wrong move, but he is unsure. Redditors gave mixed responses, with many telling him that his reasoning was fair, but the way he carried it out wasn't OK. Below is his account; scroll through and tell us what you think. Is this bad parenting, or were his actions justified?

Father Cuts Off Young Daughter's Hair Because She Doesn't 'Maintain It' Properly| thumbnail Text - Posted by u/Imnotyourbuddytool 5 months ago Was I wrong to cut my daughters hair? I'm a single father, and my daughter is 7 years old. She had long hair almost down to her belly button but I can't ever seem to get her to take care of it. I've warned her over the last year that if she doesn't start brushing her hair at least twice a day, we're getting it cut shorte
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (April 21, 2021)

We don't know when men make the transition from regular dudes to total dads, but we're so here for it! The dads of Twitter take to the platform on a weekly basis to express the wins and woes of parenting, and these dads could seriously start a side hustle doing comedy about parenting. Evidently, they have loads of personal material to work with. Personally, I'm sad I can't join the dad club myself, but take joy in enjoying the hilarious tweets they produce. Scroll down for all the dad funnies this week. 


funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness Kids at bedtime are like a nine page food blog for a simple ramen noodle recipe 3:12 AM · Apr 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 167 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 800 Likes
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Dad Creates Funny List Of How To Hack Basic Life Skills While Holding A Baby

For many new parents, the magic of having brought a new life into this world is almost unimaginable. You start to plan all kinds of activities and outings under the assumption that you will never grow tired of your little bundle of joy. You wake up every morning longing to grab your child and dance like no one's watching. Oh, you sweet, innocent, naive little fawn. Wait a couple of weeks and reality will set in. Once you have kids they're with you everywhere. You're either holding them or they're climbing on you. You try to get a moment's peace but they're grabbing your shin and hanging on for dear life. Somehow they never get tired of it. How do they never get tired of it??

So, to help new parents cope with the growth of a new appendage in the shape of their child, we put together a list of all the awesome things you can do while holding your baby.




dad creates funny list of all things you can do while holding a baby | thumbnail text - Eating "What parent can honestly say they've never eaten a crumb off their unsuspecting child's head? Especially if the kid is sleeping peacefully— it's a victimless crime. Plus, you're directly responsible for how clean your child is so the 5-second rule just got a whole lot of leeway."
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (April 5, 2021)

Every parent will attest that raising kids is a Herculean task and not one for the weak. So, when things inevitably get tough, having a good sense of humor will make the parenting journey a lot more bearable. The funny dads of Twitter know a thing or two about this, and they take parenting with a pinch of salt, a splash of vodka, and a whole lot of humor. Here are this week's funniest dad tweets.



funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix ... I'm sure 4 kids fighting about who found the most eggs at 7 AM is exactly what Jesus had planned for today. 4:32 PM · Apr 4, 2021 · Twitter for iPad 164 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 1,794 Likes
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (March 30, 2021)

We're back with your weekly roundup of the funniest dad Tweets we came across this week. It's the dads who are nailing it at parenting but might need a word or two of encouragement along the way. Thankfully, Twitter is the place where dads come to life and give each other the boosts they need to get through another day of parenting challenges. This week's list is a taste of dad humor at its best. It's guaranteed to brighten up your day, make you roll your eyes, and keep scrolling down for more.




funniest dad tweets of the week | Text - Average Dad @Average_Dad1 ... "Dad isn't it weird that the word chicken can mean an animal or a type of food?" - my kid, on the verge of making a horrific realization 2:55 AM - Mar 30, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 246 Retweets 18 Quote Tweets 2,575 Likes
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (March 9, 2021)

Fatherhood is such a magical experience, but it's not all rainbows, butterflies, and diaper changes. Modern-day dads have dealt with the good, the bad, and the ugly. If you didn't think cherub children could get ugly, the dads of Twitter are here to set you straight on a weekly basis. Enjoy dads openly blasting their kids on the internet below.



funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - The Dad @thedad ... THE DAD welcome to parenthood, by now your child hates that thing you saved up for all year 9:27 PM Mar 6, 2021 · Buffer 7 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 109 Likes
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (February 23, 2021)

Another week has passed, which means dads have put in another seven days of hustle. That's plenty of time for them to bombard Twitter with relatable laughs and dad jokes. Turns out, fatherly humor is the only comic-relief you need, whether it's dads sharing their kids' hilarious quips or questionable parenting moments.  So here's your weekly roundup of the funniest parenting tweets by dads – feel free to read them when you're pretending to use the bathroom to get a few minutes of respite from your kids.




funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail tweets - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal ... PARENTING MATH PROBLEM: One 4 year old attempts to fill a 10 ounce cup with water from the fridge. How many gallons are spilled in the process? 12:00 AM Feb 18, 2021 · Twitter Web App 59 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 544 Likes
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (February 2, 2021)

Parenting is a Herculean task, requiring a word or two of encouragement along the way to get through it in one piece. Venting to fellow parents about the trials and tribulations of keeping your tiny humans alive is one of the best ways to get support, and what better platform to do it on than Twitter. Here is your weekly roundup of the funniest dad Tweets we came across over the past seven days from dads who are nailing it at parenting—or trying to, anyway. Oh, and here are last weeks in case you missed them.



funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Font - Average Dad @Average_Dad1 ... Just saw my toddler holding a pillow over the face of her teddy bear while whispering "night night". I'm worried for my safety. 8:19 PM Jan 30, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 103 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 600 Likes
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (January 26, 2021)

The dads of Twitter don't get enough credit for being able to so aptly sum up the joys, woes, trials, and tribulations of parenting in only 280 characters or less. We all know how much men love to complain (the term 'man flu' didn't make itself up!), so we might as well laugh at their attempts to gain sympathy. Here are the funniest dad tweets we saw this week for you to scroll through and laugh at. And then check out last week's in case you missed them.

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Font - non podhoretz @crookedroads770 Yesterday I overheard my two year old son saying "Are you sure this is a good idea" and my five year old son replying "Trust me" and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life 10:21 PM Jan 23, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 58.1K Retweets 2.9K Quote Tweets 706.5K Likes
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Memes Showing The Different Parenting Styles Of Moms And Dads

Both moms and dads try their hardest to be great parents, but their approaches can be totally different. There's usually one laid back parent in each family, aka the 'good cop' who makes their kids go to the other parent for permission to do anything because they are too chill to care. But then there's the other parent who knows how to unleash hell at the slightest whiff of trouble. Meet 'bad cop'. We're not saying one is better than the other; you need both to balance the other out. But these memes speak for themselves when it comes to the differences between mom and dad parenting techniques.

funny memes of mom vs dad | Mothers pushing babies in strollers and Fathers carrying them upside down by their legs | Moms put their kids sleep Dads put their kids sleep NOW WILL GO SLEEP OR WILL PUT SLEEP
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (January 19, 2021)

The dads of Twitter —and all dads, for that matter— are a funny bunch who are just winging it at parenting and hoping for the best. All while bitching about it on Twitter, of course, because if there's one thing men like to do, it's making mountains out of molehills. I mean, hello man-flu! Anyway, we've collected the funniest dad tweets from this week for your viewing pleasure. Scroll down, laugh, and then check out last week's in case you missed them.

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn 000 [loud thud] Me: What was that? 6-year-old: Nothing. Me: Then why did I hear it? 6: It was a loud nothing. 8:20 PM Jan 16, 2021 - Twitter for Android 132 Retweets 14 Quote Tweets 2.6K Likes
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Superhero Dads Who Let Their Daughters Give Them Full Makeovers

If you were lucky enough, then growing up, your dad was your superhero. Little girls should always feel protected and loved by their fathers, but some dads go above and beyond to be the best friend every young girl needs. And sometimes, that includes letting them do your makeup and not saying a word in protest. Scroll through these pictures of superhero dads and I challenge you to not feel all the feels. 

daughters who enjoyed giving their dads makeovers | thumbnail includes images of daughters giving dads makeovers
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (December 22, 2020)

Each week we round up some of the funniest dad tweets we saw over the past week, which hit the nail on the head when it comes to the harsh but hilarious truths about fatherhood. Parenting isn't an easy gig, but humor goes a long way in making the journey bearable. Peruse the funniest dad tweets we found this week for relatable parenting humor.



funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal My 4 year old said he was carsick so I dumped the groceries from a plastic bag & passed it back to him with instructions to "throw up inside it." I heard him throw up & looked back to see that he'd put the bag on over his head like a helmet, so the puke fell right out the bottom. 3:37 PM Dec 17, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 61 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 880 Likes
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Heartwarming Pictures Of Dads Who Can't Get Enough Of Fatherhood

Fatherhood is a gift that many take for granted. Although kids come with their fair share of headaches, they are still a beautiful addition to family life. These dads have got into the full swing of things when it comes to being a father, and I'm sure their kids feel the love every day. 

heartwarming pictures of dads embracing fatherhood - thumbnail includes pictures of dads with kids Text - "you got me in the palm of your hand", "did someone say BEAST MODE?"
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