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Funniest Dad Tweets From This Past Week (March 2, 2022)| thumbnail text - Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness Yesterday we got a puppy and my kids are so smitten that they've cut down their screen time enormously by 5% 4:09 PM · Feb 20, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Dad Tweets From This Past Week (March 2, 2022)

Ah, our little content creators

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New Dad Snaps After Getting Shamed For Changing Baby On Starbucks Table| Thumbnail Text - Product - AITA for calling a woman in the supermarket a creep? Today I took my 3 month old twins to the supermarket by myself while my wife had a day to herself. While shopping my daughter pooped, and I mean she POOPED. There's no changing tables in the men's room and there was no family bathroom. I went to the Starbucks in the store and asked if I could change her on one of the tables in the back

New Dad Snaps After Getting Shamed For Changing Baby On Starbucks Table

Best to keep your nose out of stinky situations

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Funniest Parenting Tweets From This Week (February 4, 2022)| thumbnail text - KJ @IDontSpeakWhine I witnessed a father and son bonding moment, but it was just my husband teaching my son the wrong way to load the dishwasher. 4:01 PM · Jan 26, 2022 · Twitter for Android

Funniest Parenting Tweets From This Week (February 4, 2022)

Ah, the joys of parenting

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Dad Tweets That Are Almost Too Accurate For Comfort| thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix ... @RodLacroix Child: I can't wait to be an adult. Me [sorting my bills by overdue dates]: yes it's fantastic 5:20 PM · 1/24/22 · Twitter Web App

Dad Tweets That Are Almost Too Accurate For Comfort

These dads get it

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aita post | thumbnail text -AITA for snapping at this lady at the grocery store because of my son's crying? My son's (6 months) been cranky all morning because he's teething. I (27m) had to go grocery shopping and since it's just me taking care of him he came with me. Normally he's calm when I have him in his baby carrier because right now he just wants to be held by me but I forgot that at my mom's yesterday so went in with his stroller to the market.

Single Dad Snaps At Nosy Woman At Grocery Store For Telling Him How To Take Care Of His Baby

Some people don't know how to mind their own business

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Father Fuming After Brother-In-Law Kicks Baby Out Of Nursery To Hook Up With GF | thumbnail text - Posted by u/WA113BC356 1 day ago 12 13 3 26 26 AITA For kicking my brother in law out after he made my 10 months old son spend the night in a stroller? Not the A-hole Me M37 and my wife F30 have a ten months old son and recently started sleeping in his own room. We live in a small apartment. My wife works for an marketing company and it requires her to go on trips at least once a month. She invited

Father Fuming After Brother-In-Law Kicks Baby Out Of Nursery To Hook Up With GF

How to be a sh*tty uncle, 101

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Font - Average Dad @Average_Dad1 ... Just saw my toddler holding a pillow over the face of her teddy bear while whispering "night night". I'm worried for my safety. 8:19 PM Jan 30, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 103 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 600 Likes

Dad Tweets That Are A Hoot And A Half

The funny dads of Twitter

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dad creates funny list of all things you can do while holding a baby | thumbnail text - Eating "What parent can honestly say they've never eaten a crumb off their unsuspecting child's head? Especially if the kid is sleeping peacefully— it's a victimless crime. Plus, you're directly responsible for how clean your child is so the 5-second rule just got a whole lot of leeway."

Dad Creates Funny List Of How To Hack Basic Life Skills While Holding A Baby

Parenting hacks 101

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funniest dad tweets we came across this week and had to share | Thumbnail text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking ... it's been 14 months working from home with 3 kids. That's 425 days. 425 multiplied by 3 is 1,275. i have been asked 1,275 times over 425 days "are you doing work today?". so yes i'm having bourbon for breakfast, Cancel susan. 3:24 PM · May 20, 2021 · Twitter Web App 64 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 765 Likes

Funniest Eye-Rolling Dad Tweets To Start Your Day

The funny dads of Twitter

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aita post | thumbnail text - AITA eating cake my car so didn't have share with my wife and kids acknowledge, as father and husband lot things were singularly mine before just aren't. Wife steals my clothes, wife and kids steal my food, kids steal my phone fine with most time but just needed one thing myself without hurting feelings and making someone cry because everybody is sensitive this house..including .

Overwhelmed Dad Gets Caught By Wife Trying To Eat Cake Alone In His Car So He Doesn't Have To Share With His Kids

We don't always have to share to show that we care

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Dad Tweets That Really Encapsulate The Joys Of Parenting| thumbnail text - Big, Bad Caffeinated Dad @CafeinatedBacon Kids will sleep no problem on any surface, but can't walk if their socks are on inside out 9:26 PM · Jan 3, 2022 · Twitter for Android

Dad Tweets That Really Encapsulate The Joys Of Parenting

It really is full of ups and down

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Dads That Are Masters Of Roasting Themselves On Twitter| thumbnail text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking it snowed today. time for my kids to spend 56 minutes getting ready to go out to play in it for 17.6 seconds 6:47 PM · Jan 3, 2022 · Twitter Web App

Dads That Are Masters Of Roasting Themselves On Twitter

These dads get it

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn Parenting is praising your 5-year-old like they won a Nobel Prize because they woke up in the middle of the night and got 100 percent of their puke in the toilet. 5:10 PM · May 29, 2021 · Twitter for Android 111 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 4,412 Likes

Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Nailed Parenting This Week

The funny dads of Twitter

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Superhero Dads Who Let Their Daughters Give Them Full Makeovers

The superhero dads everyone needs

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dad makes kids call mom 'Miss Piggy' to incentivize weight loss, makes her cry | thumbnail text - Posted by u/throwaway1368989 16 days ago 63 S7 E 33 AITA for making my (32F) children (4 and 6 M) cry after they called me Ms. Piggy? Not the A-hole I (32F) gave birth back in October. Since then, it's been extremely difficult for me to lose the baby weight... mainly due to my postpartum depression. I get next to no sleep attending to my children and most mornings, I can barely get out of bed, much

Mom In Tears After Husband Nicknames Her 'Miss Piggy' To Incentivize Weight Loss

How NOT to treat your wife

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The Best Dad Jokes That Blessed Twitter In 2021

The best of the best

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