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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (October 13, 2020)

We've rounded up some of the funniest fatherhood tweets we found this week that accurately describe the journey of parenthood. There's something about men becoming fathers that makes them so much more comical, relatable, and goofier, and we're grateful for it. Here's the best from dads on Twitter from the past seven days, and here are last week's in case you missed them.

funniest dad tweets of the week | Text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix What I say: Be ready, we are leaving in five minutes. What the child hears: Get undressed. Start finger painting. Lose at least one shoe.
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week

Parenting is a Herculean task and not one for the weak-willed. It's essentially moment after moment of congratulating yourself for keeping your tiny humans alive and trying not to lose your sanity in the process. Dads especially get a lot of stick for their roles because they're not naturally as maternal, but when they take to Twitter to celebrate, moan about and seek advice for becoming better parents, we can only celebrate them. So here is the latest in funny dad tweets, and here are last week's for when you're done, in case you missed them.



funniest dad tweets of the week - Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland Why would I pay for a haunted house when I can wake up to my kid silently standing by my bed at 5 AM.
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A Collection Of The Most Awkward Dad Photos

If there's a group of people who do 'awkward' best, it's dads. There must be something written into their DNA that says, "embarrass my kids at all costs," because they succeed every time. These awkward family pictures prove how well dads do 'awkward,' and by the looks of it, how proud they are to have this talent.





Awkward dad pics - thumbnail includes three pictures of dads with their family
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (September 29, 2020)

It's time for your weekly roundup of the funniest dad Tweets we came across this week. These dads are nailing it at parenting but might need a word or two of encouragement along the way from fellow Twitter dads, in the form of humor, of course. Enjoy these funny parenting tweets and then check out last week's in case you missed them.



funniest dad tweets of the week - Text - Text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn Me: It's National Daughter Day. 8-year-old: What did you get me? Me: Nothing. It's not a gift-giving holiday. 8: I'll remember that on Father's Day
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (September 22, 2020)

The dads of Twitter don't get enough credit for succinctly summing up the joys, woes, trials, and tribulations of parenting within the confines of Twitter's 280 character limit. So, we take great pleasure in finding the funniest tweets written by all the dads out there and putting them together in one place for you each week. Here is your weekly haul of funniest dad tweets for you to scroll through, and here are some more for when you're done.

funniest dad tweets of the week - Text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking I can clean my car, vacuum it squeaky clean. Put my kids in. Give them absolutely nothing and there's 52 lbs of crumbs in the seats when they get out. This is how I know children are 98% made up of crumbs.
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (August 15, 2020)

The dads of Twitter are a funny bunch who are just winging it at parenting and hoping for the best. All while whining about it on the internet Twitter, of course, because men love to make mountains out of molehills. Hello man-flu! Anyway, we've collected the funniest dad tweets from this week for your viewing pleasure. Scroll down, laugh, and then check out last week's in case you missed them.

funniest dad tweets of the week - thumbnail text - The Dad THE DAD @thedad feel so bad I annoyed my son by making him pause YouTube for 2 seconds so he could come get the sandwich I made and cut into perfect triangles for him, my little prince
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (August 8, 2020)

Each week we bring you the funniest parenting tweets we've seen over the past seven days. But did you ever notice that the majority of them are from moms? Well, we did, and it got us wondering: where are the funny dads of Twitter?! So, we set about searching for them, and we struck gold. The dads of Twitter are hilarious, and we think they should get more of the limelight. Their honest tweets about the challenges and triumphs of parenting will make you feel less alone in the challenges you face, and so we present to you, dear readers, a list of the funniest dad tweets we saw this week. And next week we'll bring you the same. And the week after that. And the same after that.

funniest dad tweets of the week- cover pic | Text - No Idea: Daddy Blog @byclintedwards I'm 3 kids and 13 years into parenting and I went to bed last night like an idiot assuming my 6yo would sleep in because she was up late, and now I want to yell at my earlier self "that's not how it works you dumbass! You're in hell, remember?" But I won't because l'm an optimist
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Father Of Four Daughters Tweets Their Funny Conversations

Being a parent isn't easy, but when you're a father of four daughters, you've certainly got your work cut out for you. Kids are cheeky, rude, and playful but sometimes they leave you stumped, not knowing what to say. Being a parent isn't easy for anyone, but when you're a father of four daughters, you've certainly got your work cut out for you. James Breakwell - said father of four girls has tweeted the funny conversations he has with his kids and they're hilariously relatable for anyone who has ever been a parent of young children. 

funny tweets from father of four daughters - cover photo conversation between father and four year old | James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn did just catch doing? 6-year-old: Jumping on bed Why is bad? 6: Because were looking. 9:03 PM Jun 18, 2020 Twitter Android
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The Instagram Account Dedicated To Eye-Rolling Dad Jokes

Ah, dad jokes. Can't live with them, can't live without them. They might make us groan, roll our eyes and cringe, but somehow, begrudgingly, those corny puns get us every time. It's baffling how only dads can get away with saying such cheezy one-liners and make them funny and it begs the question... When does a joke become a dad joke? 

When it becomes apparent. 

See what we did there? 

Enjoy some more quality dad jokes below, taken from the Instagram account @DadSaysJokes

dad jokes, funny, Instagram, eye roll, jokes, laughing, groan-inducing, dad humor, dad | tweet by Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes If have twin daughters name one Kate. And l'll name other DupliKate.
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Storytime: When Dad Goes Shopping For The Christmas Tree Alone

'Tis the season! Folks are beginning to get into the holiday spirit and one of the first (and largest) signs of that is getting a big ol' Christmas tree! 

But what happens when dads go tree shopping alone? 

In this case, a series of hilarity ensues, in the form of iMessages. 


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