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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (November 24, 2020)

Most people have a love-hate relationship with dad humor. And by that, I mean they hate how much they love it. The awful jokes make us groan, roll our eyes, and sometimes, genuinely laughing out loud. And when they share their dad jokes, quips, and rants about parenting on Twitter, we love it even more. Each week, we scour the internet for the funniest dad tweets we can find, and we love sharing them with you. When you need a pick-me-up, scroll through these tweets, then last week's, and then the week before that.



funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - WTFDAD @daddydoubts I just sneezed and my kid shouted from his bedroom "bless you dad!" which is adorable. You know what else is adorable? GOING THE FUCK TO SLEEP 4:03 AM Nov 19, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 147 Retweets 17 Quote Tweets 1.7K Likes >
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Dad Photoshops Baby Into Dangerous Situations To Scare Mom

Dads often get a bad rep when it comes to parental responsibilities, and if this guy is anything to go off, we have no idea why. Not! Kenny Deuss from Belgium has taken parenting humor to a whole new level by photoshopping his baby daughter into various dangerous situations and sending them to the baby's mom whenever she checks in on them. The first time nearly gave her a heart attack, and we're not surprised. From browsing a baby gun website to sitting on cliff edges, to being trapped in a washing machine, Kenny certainly knows how to make a picture raise some eyebrows. Thankfully since then, she has gotten used to this odd parenting style and even looks forward to them. But she sure must have a lot of patience for Kenny and his antics. Check out some of his hilarious photoshop works of art below, and you can visit his Instagram page for more of his masterpieces.


dad photoshops his baby daughter into dangerous positions to scare mom | thumbnail includes two images of baby using power drill and baby trapped in table
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (November 17, 2020)

Week after week, we scour Twitter to find the best of the best in dad humor. We know that fatherhood can be simultaneously challenging and full of joyful moments, so why not vent and celebrate with the online community? Whether you are a dad, have a dad, or know a dad, these tweets are relatable to almost everyone. Excellent work dads, you crushed it this week yet again.



funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal When I randomly walk into a room in my home and find my kids playing quietly together I slowly and silently back out like l've stumbled into a den of hungry velociraptors who by some miracle haven't noticed me yet. 1:10 AM - Nov 13, 2020 - Twitter Web App 94 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 1.1K Likes >
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (November 10, 2020)

As usual, our weekly haul of funnies dad tweets is the pick-me-up you need to get you through the day. Full of humorous Twitter quips about the trials and tribulations of parenting, these dads capture all the relatable struggles of parents every time. Scroll through for your daily dose of humor, and then check out last week's funniest dad tweets for some more light-hearted parenting relief.



funniest dad tweets of the week | Text - Brian Wecht @bwecht Audrey (6yo): Daddy! Did you know that after Michael left my school, he came back and now people call him David? Me: Does he look and sound totally different too? Audrey: Yes!!! Me: That's not the same kid, honey. Audrey: *long pause* Maybe 11:51 PM · Nov 6, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 570 Retweets 20 Quote Tweets 9.4K Likes
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (November 3, 2020)

It's that time of the week where we bring you the funniest eye-rolling collection of dad tweets we came across over the past seven days. Twitter is the place where dads come to life, and we see dad humor at its best. Scroll through this collection, groan loudly and then check out last week's in case you missed them.



funniest dad tweets of the week | thumbnail Text - Richard Dean @dad_on_my_feet 50% of parenting a toddler is deciding if the object they're about to break is worth getting up off the couch 7:41 PM Oct 27, 2020 · Twitter Web App 163 Retweets 15 Quote Tweets 969 Likes >
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (October 27, 2020)

We're back with the latest haul of funniest dads on Twitter we came across this week, and as usual, they don't disappoint. It turns out that 280 characters or less are enough to vent your joys frustrations of the trials and tribulations of parenting, and dads nail it every time. Check out these nuggets of humor, and then head over to last week's in case you missed them.



funniest dad tweets of the week | Text - Dad on my Feet @dad_on_my_feet 000 My kid left a car light on overnight so this morning my battery was dead, which reminded me the importance of life-lessons like jump- starting an engine, keeping an emergency kit handy, and above all else, proper use of birth control
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (October 20, 2020)

It's that time of the week again, where we share the funniest tweets written by dads over the past seven days. It's a chance for you to feel a bit better about the parenting trials and tribulations you might be going through and feel less alone in your struggles. Because as much stick as we give dads, they can be quite funny, so here's our Twitter tribute to them. So scroll through, have a chuckle, and then check out last week's in case you missed them.


funniest dad tweets of the week - Text - bacon popsiclestein @Gupton68 If I learned just one thing as a parent, it's that by the 3rd kid they can be juggling samurai swords and hand grenades and you won't care as long as they're doing it quietly
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (October 13, 2020)

We've rounded up some of the funniest fatherhood tweets we found this week that accurately describe the journey of parenthood. There's something about men becoming fathers that makes them so much more comical, relatable, and goofier, and we're grateful for it. Here's the best from dads on Twitter from the past seven days, and here are last week's in case you missed them.

funniest dad tweets of the week | Text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix What I say: Be ready, we are leaving in five minutes. What the child hears: Get undressed. Start finger painting. Lose at least one shoe.
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Dad Makes Daughter Do Chores In Return For Menstrual Products, Internet Loses It

We all judge other people; it's human nature. Everyone thinks they know best, although they rarely do. The subreddit r/AmItheA–hole is a great place to go if you're feeling judgy, because it's practically full of people questioning their culpability in various situations, looking for public approval. Look, if you have to ask the public if you're an a-hole, then the odds are that you probably are one. Like the dad who posted, asking, "AITA for expecting my daughter to do chores?"

At first glance, you might think, no, chores are an essential life skill for children to learn so that they learn responsibility, cleanliness, and how to keep their own house one day. But the father goes on to explain that she does the chores because he has to "spend extra on my daughter each month not only for her extracurriculars but for her monthly supplies, so it's my way of having her pay me back. She cleans the shared living spaces and bathrooms in our apartment and cooks four meals a week. My brother said I spend twice as much on my son's extracurriculars, and by my logic, he should have to do chores too. I explained he didn't because I feel his could help him get into college, but hers were just a hobby, in my opinion."

Yep, that's right, this madman's sexist double standards is period-shaming his daughter into doing the job of a housekeeper while her brother sits by and does nothing. All while he blatantly disregards his family's attempt to intervene when his daughter leaves home (not surprisingly). Scroll down for the comments left by other Redditors who lost it at this backward, lunatic of a man who does not deserve to be a parent.

internet loses it with dad who makes daughter do chores in return for cost of sanitary products | thumbnail AITA for expecting my daughter to do chores
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Eye-Rolling Dad Memes

Here's a fresh batch of dad memes to make you roll your eyes, chuckle and share with your dad or any other dads you know. Because if there's one thing better than a dad joke, it's a dad meme. You. Are. Welcome! Oh, and here are some more when you're finished with these. 

dad memes to make you roll your eyes | Dad why is my sisters name Rose Because mother loves Roses Thanks Dad No problem Costco Hot Dog | Son do Dad is an alcoholic? alcoholic would see 8 see those 4 cars? An But dad there are only 2 000
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (October 6, 2020)

Parenting is a Herculean task and not one for the weak-willed. It's essentially moment after moment of congratulating yourself for keeping your tiny humans alive and trying not to lose your sanity in the process. Dads especially get a lot of stick for their roles because they're not naturally as maternal, but when they take to Twitter to celebrate, moan about and seek advice for becoming better parents, we can only celebrate them. So here is the latest in funny dad tweets, and here are last week's for when you're done, in case you missed them.



funniest dad tweets of the week - Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland Why would I pay for a haunted house when I can wake up to my kid silently standing by my bed at 5 AM.
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A Collection Of The Most Awkward Dad Photos

If there's a group of people who do 'awkward' best, it's dads. There must be something written into their DNA that says, "embarrass my kids at all costs," because they succeed every time. These awkward family pictures prove how well dads do 'awkward,' and by the looks of it, how proud they are to have this talent.





Awkward dad pics - thumbnail includes three pictures of dads with their family
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Heartwarming Advice For Single Father Raising Daughter By Himself

Parenting is challenging at the best of times, but when you're thrown into being a parent with no prior warning, things can be even more overwhelming. Especially a single dad raising a daughter under tragic circumstances. A Reddit user posted a heartbreaking statement explaining that he is "a 30-year-old single male and recently my best friend and his wife both passed away due to a collision with a drunk driver. I was the Godfather to their 3-month-old daughter and I have been given custody of her. I have no idea how to raise a child and I'm going to be doing this alone and honestly, I am terrified. Please offer me any advice that can help me." Redditers jumped to the rescue, and the advice came pouring in from parents and people who had been raised by single fathers alike. Here are some of the most heartwarming ones, which show the power of the internet for the better.




people give advice to single father raising daughter | thumbnail Text - Posted by u/OwMyFeelingsHurt 11 months ago What advice can you provide to a single father that is raising a daughter by himself? Answered Just a little background: I'm a 30 year old single male and recently my best friend and his wife both passed away due to a collision with a drunk driver.
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (September 29, 2020)

It's time for your weekly roundup of the funniest dad Tweets we came across this week. These dads are nailing it at parenting but might need a word or two of encouragement along the way from fellow Twitter dads, in the form of humor, of course. Enjoy these funny parenting tweets and then check out last week's in case you missed them.



funniest dad tweets of the week - Text - Text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn Me: It's National Daughter Day. 8-year-old: What did you get me? Me: Nothing. It's not a gift-giving holiday. 8: I'll remember that on Father's Day
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A New Batch Of Eye-Rolling Punny Dad Jokes

We're back with a fresh batch of groan-inducing, eye-roll worthy dad jokes. Because as much as we pretend to hate them, deep down we love the punny one-liners that only dads can whip out of the bag. As usual, this haul will make you roll your eyes so far back in your head, you're at risk of them getting stuck back there. Scroll through and you'll see what I mean...

funny dad jokes to make your eyes roll | thumbnail Text - Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need... .. to let that mango.
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (September 22, 2020)

The dads of Twitter don't get enough credit for succinctly summing up the joys, woes, trials, and tribulations of parenting within the confines of Twitter's 280 character limit. So, we take great pleasure in finding the funniest tweets written by all the dads out there and putting them together in one place for you each week. Here is your weekly haul of funniest dad tweets for you to scroll through, and here are some more for when you're done.

funniest dad tweets of the week - Text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking I can clean my car, vacuum it squeaky clean. Put my kids in. Give them absolutely nothing and there's 52 lbs of crumbs in the seats when they get out. This is how I know children are 98% made up of crumbs.
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