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Another week has passed, which means dads have put in another seven days of hustle. That's plenty of time for them to bombard Twitter with relatable laughs and dad jokes. Turns out, fatherly humor is the only comic-relief you need, whether it's dads sharing their kids' hilarious quips or questionable parenting moments.  So here's your weekly roundup of the funniest parenting tweets by dads – feel free to read them when you're pretending to use the bathroom to get a few minutes of respite from your kids.

Ah, childbirth. One of the most common miracles that literally occurs every single second. I'm not kidding. There's an average of 250 babies born every minute, look it up! It's kind of like one of the secrets in life that everybody understands at their own pace. But once you know, you know. Some parents share it casually with their children, and some will create magical stories to distract their children from inevitably asking them what S-E-X means. Not today Charlie, it's time for bed.

As the eldest child in my family, I remember my childhood being full of restrictions and rules. I had curfews, my sugar intake was limited, and my mom knew every single one of my friends and where I was at all times. I assumed that was totally normal, but as I watched my younger siblings grow up, I realize that I suffered from oldest-child-syndrome. It turns out that the first-borns are just the guinea pigs for parents to figure out how relaxed they want to be in their parenting approach. That, or by the time they get to the youngest, they've given up caring. And these hilarious tweets from parents show just how true that is. 

Isn't it great how men know everything? It's actually such a wonderful thing. We don't have to think at all. Don't know how to put on a bra? Don't ask your mom! Ask a man! Any man really should be fine, they're all experts. Ceos of everything. We honestly owe them all a big thank you!

But seriously, why do men do this? Sure if you are a certified gyno, please tell me about my reproductive system, otherwise, STAY IN YOUR LANE BRAD!

Parenting is a Herculean task, requiring a word or two of encouragement along the way to get through it in one piece. Venting to fellow parents about the trials and tribulations of keeping your tiny humans alive is one of the best ways to get support, and what better platform to do it on than Twitter. Here is your weekly roundup of the funniest dad Tweets we came across over the past seven days from dads who are nailing it at parenting—or trying to, anyway. Oh, and here are last weeks in case you missed them.

Parenting can be fun, but sometimes it can be a real pain in the a**. Kids don't mean to push your buttons, but somehow they know exactly which ones to push and when. Sure, parenting is rewarding, but it can test your patience to its limit, and we feel your pain. These parents deserve a medal after what their kids have pulled on them. Check out these epic parenting fails and here are some more if you enjoyed them. 

Both moms and dads try their hardest to be great parents, but their approaches can be totally different. There's usually one laid back parent in each family, aka the 'good cop' who makes their kids go to the other parent for permission to do anything because they are too chill to care. But then there's the other parent who knows how to unleash hell at the slightest whiff of trouble. Meet 'bad cop'. We're not saying one is better than the other; you need both to balance the other out. But these memes speak for themselves when it comes to the differences between mom and dad parenting techniques.

The dads of Twitter —and all dads, for that matter— are a funny bunch who are just winging it at parenting and hoping for the best. All while bitching about it on Twitter, of course, because if there's one thing men like to do, it's making mountains out of molehills. I mean, hello man-flu! Anyway, we've collected the funniest dad tweets from this week for your viewing pleasure. Scroll down, laugh, and then check out last week's in case you missed them.

Parenting can be a real lag. Yes, I know, kids are a blessing, yadda, yadda, yadda, but no parent can deny that the job comes with some real trials and tribulations. But, if you've got a good sense of humor, then the parenting journey suddenly becomes a lot more bearable. To inspire us on our parenthood journeys (or make us grateful that we don't have kids yet) are the funny dads of Twitter, who take parenting with a pinch of salt, a splash of vodka, and a whole lot of humor. Here are this week's funniest dad tweets.

Have kids, they said. It will be fun, they said. Well, that might not be true in all cases. These funny parenting tweets prove just how misleading that statement can be and how, realistically, kids can drive you to the brink of insanity. Thank goodness for parents who have a good sense of humor and who share their parenting woes on Twitter for all other parents to relate to, uniting together in parenting angst.

If you were lucky enough, then growing up, your dad was your superhero. Little girls should always feel protected and loved by their fathers, but some dads go above and beyond to be the best friend every young girl needs. And sometimes, that includes letting them do your makeup and not saying a word in protest. Scroll through these pictures of superhero dads and I challenge you to not feel all the feels. 

It's been a hell of a year, and dads have powered through, trying to get themselves and their little ones to the end. Throughout all the parenting frustration that 2020 has brought, dads have used Twitter as an outlet for their dad humor. Sharing their parenting quips in 240 characters or less, they've brought us the eye-rolling dad jokes we all need to make this year slightly more bearable. Here are this week's funniest dad tweets.

Each week we round up some of the funniest dad tweets we saw over the past week, which hit the nail on the head when it comes to the harsh but hilarious truths about fatherhood. Parenting isn't an easy gig, but humor goes a long way in making the journey bearable. Peruse the funniest dad tweets we found this week for relatable parenting humor.

Fatherhood is a gift that many take for granted. Although kids come with their fair share of headaches, they are still a beautiful addition to family life. These dads have got into the full swing of things when it comes to being a father, and I'm sure their kids feel the love every day. 

Welcome to this week's funniest dad tweets. These little tidbits of corny dad humor on Twitter will brighten up your day, make you roll your eyes, and keep scrolling down for more. And when you're finished these, here are last week's in case you missed them.

Every parent thinks their children are the smartest, the cutest, and the overall best humans on the entire planet. And ironically, bragging parents are among the worst people on the entire planet and they all need to be shipped to an island somewhere where they can fight to the death over whose child can recite the alphabet backward before even being born. One father took to Twitter to brag about his children's intelligence, slam the public school system, and promote his new book. Needless to say, it didn't go down very well with other parents or teachers. Follow below to see how he was mercilessly trolled.