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Funniest Tumblr Posts Of People Roasting Their Love Life

When you really think about your love life, there is probably a lot to make fun of. Think about the times you made a fool of yourself because you were so into someone. Or the times you didn't realize someone was flirting with you. It's all so human, and hilarious. There's are lot of things that people get better at the more they do it, but I'm not sure if dating is one of those things. That's might be what makes it such a thrill though.

Funniest Tumblr Posts Of People Roasting Their Love Life| Thumbnail text - 17yr: overhearing coffee dates is always just listening to men Ted Talk to the girl they're with "enough about what i have to say about this topic, let's see what i have to say about this other topic" 5 years ago (43,841 notes)
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Dating Nightmares Which Made People Grateful They Stayed Single

Dating is really fun, most of the time. Okay, maybe only half of the time. Regardless, every successful relationship started with cringy dates, so they must work sometimes. However, for a lot of us, the never-ending small talk, combined with the weird mix of emotions, as well as the fact that neither of us knows each other well enough to fully make fun of the situation, can lead to some painful awkwardness. But the plus side is that they are almost always hilarious in retrospect... Just give it time!

Date Stories Which Make People Happy To Stay Single| Thumbnail text - - Early-March-5553 1 month ago Making out on my bed and he jumps up real fast and says "i gotta shit", proceeded to blow up the bathroom next to my room. When he finished he grabbed his shoes and barely said goodbye 1 52 Reply Share ...
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People Confess Their Most Inappropriate Crushes

Crushes are harmless, right? I mean, if someone is genuinely interested in pursuing things with someone would they still refer to them as their 'crush'? It was definitely a phrase that was passed around much more often in grade school. But I suppose adults still get crushes, and then the only difference is they can actually marry their crush, like even that day if they were feeling it.

People Expose Their Most Inappropriate Crushes| Thumbnail text - All my local fireman. My mother quoted at age 4 before went on Girl Scout tour local fire department going make firemen leave their wives Peak my confidence.
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Painfully Awkward Flirting Attempts Dodged By Women

It takes some serious guts to go up and approach a woman in public, but unfortunately, it doesn't always pan out. It may be that the club is too loud, she's might be hard of hearing, or maybe... you were just too dang awkward — which we are all guilty of being from time to time. It's natural, she's beautiful, you're nervous, you think you planned everything out, but y'all make eye contact, and BOOM! Nothing but nonsense begins to spew out your mouth. Sound a little too familiar? Well, if you made it in this list that means you definitely made an impression.

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Women Disclose Why There Wasn't A Second Date

Whenever a girl is on a date she is very observant. She notices the way you talk to the waitress, the way you tucked in your shirt, and the way you talk about other girls. All of these things tell her a lot about you and allow her to make real informed decisions regarding the possibility of a second date. If the two of you part your ways after the first date and never speak again, there is always a reason, it may not be a significant one, but rest assured something happened that made her say, "This ain't it."

Women Disclose Why There Wasn't A Second Date | truekaibigan 8 months ago went on random first date with guy met online. He filmmaker and needed chicken scene. He didn't know do with chicken afterward, so he killed got freaked out and never spoke him again. 1 Give Award Share Report Save
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People Reveal What Instantly Killed Their Crush On Someone

The concept of attraction is a weird one; you can't necessarily control what you're into, especially when it's not exactly... conventional. Whatever you're into, this is a safe space, and we (mostly) don't judge. You do you, boo. But attraction is like a switch; as quickly as someone can turn you on, they can do something that instantly turns you off. And once you get the ick, there's no going back. Redditers shared the things that instantly killed the crush they had on someone, and after reading these horror stories, it's pretty clear why. From seeing someone pick their nose to bumping into them at a family reunion (yikes!), there's no going back. The flame of passion has been extinguished forever.

people share the things that killed their crush on someone | thumbnail text - "He picked his nose and wiped it on a door handle. People were watching"
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People Expose The Weirdest Pickup Lines They've Ever Heard

Ah, pickup lines. Some people swear by them, others can't even pretend to entertain the people using them. Personally, they used to annoy me, but I think we can all agree that a little part of us misses the days when random strangers would come up to us in the bar and we could roll our eyes at the sound of, "Are you from Tennessee.... Because you're the only ten-I-see" or "Did it hurt... When you fell from Heaven?" E-pickup lines sent over dating apps just don't hit the same.

Weirdest pickup lines that may have actually worked| Thumbnail text - LOCO5150 7 years ago "Do you have any Italian in you?" "No." "Do you want some?" 29 Give Award Share Report Save
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Wittiest Breakup Tweets For Anyone Contemplating Their Love-Life

Breaking up can be hard. There are a lot of emotions flowing, uncomfortable conversations, and of course the inevitable decision of whether to keep in contact or say, "Have a good life buddy." Whatever the situation may be, a lot of good can often come out of break ups. The more ridiculous they are, the better the stories someone has to share with their friends OR perhaps with Twitter.

Wittiest Breakup Tweets For Anyone Contemplating Their Love-Life| thumbnail text - khiry curving @KhiryArion Feb 15, 2019 so I asked my mom why is she still talking to my old boo and she asked me "why are you still talking to my ex husband?". Ma'am.. that is my father ... 404 27 62.1K 364.5K
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People Expose Their Shortest Relationships

The choice to begin a relationship is a biggie. So often we tell ourselves to not over-think that decision, to ~follow our hearts~, but sometimes our heart is just confused AF and then we have to effectively undo our spontaneous decisions. Seems harsh, but maybe it's still better than knowing you're not into it and stringing the other person along for months, maybe years? Decide for yourself.

Men Expose Their Shortest Relationships And Why| Thumnail text - StabbyPants 3#guymode 5 years ago guess this counts: 8th grade, 2nd period. girl i sort of know asks to be my GF. Lunch time (a few hours later), says it's not working out. heh... 1 Give Award Share Report Save
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Funniest Tumblr Valentine's Day Card Memes Keeping Hearts Warm

Ah, Valentine's Day. You can smell the romance in the air. Or wait *sniff sniff* I think that's just pollution. Silly me. But for real whatever your relationship status, this Valentine's Day is going to be weird regardless. But one thing that will never change is the ability of Tumblr users to post the silliest, wittiest Valentine's day card meme. Now, let's laugh our way through this day, shall we? Because these are actually funny af.

Funniest Tumblr Valentine's Day Card Memes| Thumbnail text - I think you re.. Not terrible.
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People Reveal Awkward First Date Stories

So, it's Valentine's Day. Today a lot of people are thinking about their relationship status and reminiscing over past dates that either make them smile or crawl in a little hole. On a first date, people want to feel calm, cool and collected. But it's just not always possible. An awkward first date doesn't cancel out the possibility of a second date, but it sure does not feel good in the moment.

People Reveal Awkward First Date Stories| Thumbnail text - Eastern_Ad626 17 days ago i was seeing this guy from tinder and he asked me to come pregame at his place for our third or fourth date. i was so excited. finally got there and this man had a whole ass ring light and tripod set up for us to film tik toks. i nearly passed out Reply Share
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Women Expose The Weird Things Men Do During Sex

Doing the deed can be very intimidating. Sometimes it can feel like an endless guessing game, constant trial and error for men. But really, most women would agree that it is much better to ask rather than go ahead assume you know what a girl likes. News flash! All girls are different. I know, isn't that crazy? You may think you have mastered the female pleasure system, but if you really want to succeed, you should just start from square one with each girl. It takes two to tango after all.

Women Share Cringey Things Guys Do In Bed| Thumbnail text - strawberrychel 1 year ago When we say 'don't stop', DON'T START SPEEDING UP! Keep doing EXACTLY what you're doing, for fuck's sake. 3.0k Give Award Share Report Save
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People Expose Their Embarrassing Crush Stories

Let's talk crushes. We love them and we hate them. They're exciting in the beginning, "Oooh I have butterflies! I wonder if he likes me too!" But if they last too long they can become exhausting. A crush really should be a temporary state, but it depends on long it takes you to admit it to yourself and finally to them. 

Regardless, one thing is clear, whether they last one whole day or one whole century, crushes can be so embarrassing!

People Share Embarrassing crush stories| thumbnail text - Nicoletta 18 1 year ago I confessed to my childhood playmate crush on Valentine's Day. I quote his reply. "Yeah, I know." Give Award Share Report Save
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Creepy Role Play Texts People Sent To Their Crush

Flirting is a subtle art that, unfortunately, not everyone possesses the natural finesse to deliver. When it comes to texting your crush, there are unwritten rules of the dos and don'ts that will either get you that date or turn them off forever. Nestled somewhere among the don'ts is the overuse of role plays, specifically the *insert action* template. No one wants you to spell out action by action what you would be doing if you were in person, especially if you're saying creepy things. It's not cute, it's not sexy, and it will only end badly for you. Trust me on this one. If you don't believe me, read through these texts.

creepy role play texts people sent to their crushes | thumbnail text - YOU MATCHED WITH JACOB ON 12/25/20 Hey Isabel My friend has a Chinese gf so I know about your culture or whatever So maybe I could make some shrimp fried rice then show you my shrimp;) Today 10:29 PM i'm screaming this has to be the worst thing anyone has ever messaged me LMFAO Sent
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Twelve Snarky Tweets For Valentine's Day Haters

Okay, it's incredibly easy to make fun of Valentine's day. The holiday has no real historic purpose, and really only benefits consumerism. If you're in a committed relationship there is an immense amount of pressure to behave a certain way on this random day to 'prove your love' or whatever. If you're not really dating, but seeing someone,  it's just kind of awkward because you might not want to go so full-out so early on. If you're single, well, you get a whole day to really (over)think about that. 

Hilarious tweets for people who hate Valentine's Day| thumbnail text - mike ginn Let's all take a moment of silence this Valentine's Day to think about the couples who started dating end of January @shutupmikeg... · Feb 14, 2015 •.. 12 27 185 487
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Women Reveal Things Guys Think Are Sexy But Are Really Weird

The art of attracting a woman can be a very precarious feet. Women don't often give a lot away. However, there are no 'A for effort' trophies in the dating world. Just because a guy thinks that every girl wants his unsolicited d* pics, and he feels very proud after taking a full on photo-shoot and sending them to 10+ women, it doesn't mean that the girls will actually appreciate it. Spoiler alert: They never really will.

Reddit user u/baldskiisjesus asked the girls of Reddit to share things that guys do that they think is cool but is actually the opposite, and, as always, the ladies did NOT hold back.

Women share their hilarious major turn offs| Thumbnail Text - survivalothefittest 7 months ago Jamming the clit like an unresponsive elevator button 18 Give Award Share Report Save
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