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people call out their insane parents crazy behavior | thumbnail text - I giffgaff C 9 99%I giffgaff ? 1 99% 19:30 19:30 M M Mum > Mum > body as an adult. Today 19:00 I'm your mother of course it is my business if you're being unsafe and not thinking about the consequences. Do you have a birth control implant? Why? I feel like using birth control is the opposite of unsafe Imao You have an appointment to "replace implant" marked in your calendar. You are not leaving the house tomorrow until we hav

People Call Out Their 'Insane Parents' Crazy Behavior

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moments people realized they were turning into their parents | thumbnail text - rototoke 5 days ago 2 I rearrange the plates in the dishwasher if my boyfriend put them "wrong" so I can do full loads and use up all the space.

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Tweets From Parents Who Are Secretly Thrilled The School Year Just Began| Thumbnail text - Jessie ... @mommajessiec My kids' superpower is using 24 different cups in a day to drink 3 cups of water. 4:43 PM · 8/30/21 · Twitter for iPhone 229 Retweets 23 Quote Tweets 1,880 Likes

Tweets From Parents Who Are Secretly Thrilled The School Year Just Began

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Entitled Parents Who Tried Getting Free Childcare And Got Roasted Instead | thumbnail text - 2 hrs · Babysiter $150 ISO: babysitter for our 3 daughters in our home. Must be available from 7 am to 5pm Monday thru Friday and not allergic or afraid of animals. Will watch and care for our 4 yo full time and our 5 and 10 after school until 5pm Have a car and a valid drivers license to pick up our daughter from basketball practice and to and from occasional doctors appointment. 150 a week 10 39 Commen

Entitled Parents Who Tried Getting Free Childcare And Got Roasted Instead

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awkward texts that kids sent to their parents by mistake | Mom Edit If my family asks just say are my roommate can't deal with this coming out right now. Ok so would like pretend didn't see And continue pretending not know always known since were 5? Well wasn't supposed happen. Can't wait meet roommate xoxoxoxo Omg mom stop | Daddy Contact Read 12:45 AM Did mean send this Answer phone NOW Are serious Is this is do whole at School

Awkward Texts People Sent To Their Parents By Mistake

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parents recall the creepiest things their kids have ever done | thumbnail text - Niteryder007 · 1d My 12 year old will occasionally scream while sleeping. It makes your hair stand up when you get woke from a deep sleep. I have also woken up in the middle of the night to see him standing right next to my bed. Sometimes just facing the wall or staring at me. He is always "sleep walking" and I can escort him back to bed. Trouble is, I never know how long he has been up. He never remembers any of it

Parents Recall The Creepy And Disturbing Things Their Kids Have Done

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Jessie @mommajessiec ... Welcome to parenthood. Sitting on the toilet? A child will be in to see you shortly. 7:47 PM · May 19, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 221 Retweets 9 Quote Tweets 1,176 Likes

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people reveal reasons why they had to dump someone because of their crazy family | thumbnail text - "Ex’s mom heavily recruited me to join her cult where you bow down — literally prostrate like head to the floor kind of thing — to a “guru” and donate $$ money monthly to fund this guru’s lavish lifestyle. Even my ex knew she was nuts but wasn’t willing to stand up to her."

People Reveal Why They Dumped Someone Because Of Their Crazy Family

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funny tweets about pregnancy | thumbnail Text - Anne Thériault @anne_theriault A very humbling moment in my life was when I was pregnant and feeling very busty, so I went to a lingerie store and was like "yeah, I don't even KNOW what cup size I am, because PREGNANCY has made my chest HUGE," so they measured me and they were like "ma'am you are a 34A" 4:27 AM May 27, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 85 Retweets 18 Quote Tweets 3.8K Likes >

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - hat Mom Tho 000 @mom_tho parenting young kids includes wishing they'd be quiet and anxiety rising when they are

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (October 25, 2020)

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn 6-year-old: Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad. Me: This better be important. 6: Do ghosts fart?

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (October 4, 2020)

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123 Just when I thought we had turned a corner on this clusterfuck of a year, my daughter brought a recorder home from school.

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (September 27, 2020)

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - mark @TheCatWhisprer Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me between 2 and 50 times and you're my 5yo getting out of bed at night.

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (September 20, 2020)

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - text - Kids_kubed +1 @Kids_kubed 7: Mommy, remember how I collect acorns in the fall? Me: Yes! You collected so many last year 7: and remember how I told you to keep them? Me: 7: Can I have them now? Me:

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (September 13, 2020)

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - cover pic tweet about kid playing with electric toothbrush | Kiss my Fat Ash @Tobi_ls_Fab true horror is hear buzzing toddler playing with his electric batman toothbrush.and then realize s not toothbrush he's playing with 3:43 AM Sep 3, 2020 Twitter iPhone 58 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 303 Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (September 6, 2020)

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - cover pic tweet by mom about asking her 4-year-old kid to hold her beer | Not Nanny @not_thenanny brought my beer park and wanted do zipline so literally asked my 4YO hold my beer think just peaked at bad momming.

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (August 16, 2020)

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