True love is getting that perfect roast to romance ratio.

What even is love? For real. Like, Hollywood makes it seem like it's all flowers and chocolates or either trauma and heartbreak. But in real life there are a lot of grey areas. Those grey areas feel more like what love is in real life, right? You can't just constantly be romantic and shower bae in compliments 24-7. That sounds hella annoying. But can't just be a jerk and mess with bae all the time like you're some frat boy. What we think makes a beautiful love is finding someone you can truly r…

True love has a little roasting from time to time.

Roasting each other is the ultimate form of romance.

Why flirt when you can roast?

Gotta still love each other even if one of you never remembers to close the cupboards.