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Relatable 'Spooning' Tweets For All The Cuddle Buddies Out There

Everyone loves a good spooning session. For those of you who somehow have yet to have heard of spooning, Urban Dictionary defines it as "a form of cuddling in which the taller person (generally the dude) lies facing the same direction as the shorter person (generally the lady) and wraps their arms around the waist from the back, fitting together like spoons."  It's a cute, low-maintenance way to show affection in a relationship - or just a post-sex activity. Whether you're little spoon or big spoon, it's generally welcomed as a jolly good time for all parties involved. Whether they're super single or super in love, the people of Twitter weighed in on the rules of spooning with their own thoughts. Scroll down for this week's funny spooning tweets. 

Funny tweets about spooning | thumbnail text - Will Bartek @Bartek_will ... Normalize men being the little spoon! It's 2021! 7:29 AM · Mar 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Funny Tweets About Ways Couples Get Revenge During Fights

We all know that one crazy couple that takes things way out of hand in front of single innocent bystanders who have no idea how to respond. Relationships can be intense, and some couples can take it way too far. As the wise Taylor Swift once sang, "it'll leave you breathless, or with a nasty scar." People have taken to Twitter to share how far couples have gone in getting revenge, and of course, it's hilarious. Scroll down for some top-notch couple revenge tweets. 

funny tweets about petty ways couples get revenge during fights | thumbnail text - URSULA ... @3sunzzz My husband pissed me off so when he wasn't looking I poured water on the floor in front of the dishwasher. He's been fixing it for the past 2 hours. 4:09 PM · Oct 12, 2019 · Twitter for Android 3,615 Retweets 461 Quote Tweets 23.8K Likes
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What That Couple Across the Hall is Probably Doing for Valentine’s Day

It's almost Valentine's Day, and I'm getting ready for my yearly tradition: a scented bath, a bottle of vintage wine, feeding my crows and preparing the effigy of Clark Gable which I will burn in a forest with the rest of my coven as the clock strikes midnight and the spectre of St. Valentine bids us farewell. This is what we must do every year, as it is written. But recently I can't help wondering about the couple across the hall from my apartment. Charlotte and Mark have lived across from me for a few years now, and they're pretty nice and clearly in love, but they have some WEIRD traditions. I'm talking sh*t that you only see in movies, like going to the store to buy food instead of summoning it from the great beyond, or using electricity instead of lighting candles. Who doesn't use candles?? Anyway, I've just been thinking about all the crazy stuff they probably do for Valentine's day. Like…



What That Couple Across the Hall is Probably Doing for Valentine’s Day | thumbnail text - Taking a cooking class I don’t see how putting some mush in an oven is fulfilling, but whatever floats their boat. Maybe they’ll even meet some other couples there to hang out with and they’ll finally stop trying to set me up with bland men who take showers and listen to podcasts.
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Fifteen TV Couples Who Succumbed to Peer Pressure and Actually Dated

I don't know about you, but whenever I hear that a TV couple dated in real life, it changes the entire watching experience for me. The kisses aren't just 'on-screen' kisses. Their fights feel more real. Don't even get me started on the cheating scandals. Suddenly their TV relationship carries ten times more weight, and they will be ruthlessly shipped both on and off-screen until the viewers see wedding bells.

This is our relationship too now, sorry to be the one to break it to you.

15 couples that actually dated in real life| Thumbnail text - Smile - *who's that girl" it's lyss ... elyssallama Omg I just found the two main ppl from outer banks are dating in real life adorable 9:32 AM - Jan 18, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone
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Funniest Tweets About The Illogical Reasons Couples Get Mad At Each Other

If you're in a relationship, then you'll remember the honeymoon phase all too well. Those weeks (or months if you were lucky) at the beginning of the relationship, where you were blinded by love and your partner could do no wrong. But pretty quickly, you probably went from worshipping the ground they walk on to wanting to kill them for the way they breathe. Or blink. Or sit quietly and exist. If you can relate to this, then these tweets about the 'illogical' reasons people got mad at their partners will hit you at all levels.

funny tweets about the illogical reasons couples get mad at each other | thumbnail Text - mark @TheCatWhisprer Crazy how I get yelled at for not fluffing a pillow just right when I get off the couch but my wife's tube of toothpaste looks like a grizzly bear used it. 4:25 AM Jun 30, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 36 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 342 Likes
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People Awkwardly Third Wheeling

Third-wheeling is every single person's nightmare. We've all been there, begrudgingly agreeing to hang out with a couple, on the promise from them that it won't be awkward. You know they're lying, but you go against your better judgment and hope for the best. But, all too soon, you're hit with that all-too-familiar feeling of feeling like you're cramping their style. These pictures of people third-wheeling will make you feel all sorts of uncomfortable, making you realize that two is company, but three truly is a crowd.

pictures of people awkwardly third wheeling | thumbnail includes two images of people third wheeling
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Artist Creates Relatable Relationship Illustration, Which Couples Can Resonate To

Picture the scene: you're in the car with your partner, on your way to a party. You're in a fight; the ignoring each other, hating each other's guts type of fight. You're seething. You want to kill him. The sound of his breathing is making you want to throw yourself out of the car. He will be sleeping on the couch tonight. Before you know it, you've arrived at your destination, and you realize, in horror, that it's time to get out. You say goodbye to the bliss of sitting there in awkward silence and compose yourself, ready to be sociable with other humans. As you walk to the front door of wherever it is you're going, you bask in the last 30 seconds of silence. You ring the doorbell, plaster on a fake smile, and play the happy couple shtik for the rest of the evening. That is until you get back in the car, where you can ignore each other again. Daniella London Dekel captures this utterly relatable moment that all couples go through in this funny comic.

comic about the relatable situation of couple being in a fight but happy in public | thumbnail shows three images of couple in fight driving somewhere then putting on a happy face when meeting other people
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People Reveal Surprising Things After Having Sex For First Time

Losing your virginity is a big deal. Everyone imagines their first time having sex being a magical experience with someone they love. Unfortunately, Hollywood has painted an unrealistic picture of what it looks like to lose your virginity. For most people, their reality is quite different and consists of awkwardly fumbling for a condom, struggling to put it on, and when they finally manage, the whole thing is over within a matter of minutes (if that). People on Reddit revealed all the dirty, awkward, and surprising things that they discovered after the first time they had sex. These sound like more realistic versions of what losing your virginity is like—speaking for a friend, of course.



things people found surprising the first time they had sex | thumbnail Text - brittakeu 8.0k points · 5 months ago Well, I waited 19 years to get nailed in the back of some dudes car next to his piles of dirty laundry. It felt like nothing, absolutely no pleasure for me. But I did discover that I am VERY allergic to latex. That was a big surprise.
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Couple Goals With A Side Order Of Humor

Life is tough, and sometimes things can get pretty stressful. Having a partner who can be by your side and laugh through the tough times can make the things that much more bearable. These couples have certainly mastered the art of finding humor in everyday things, and they are true couple goals! Scroll through and get some inspiration.

funny couples sense of humor in a relationship | My wife and I have kept this picture above our toilet for five years now. man and woman laughing in shock while looking down
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Marriage Counselors Reveal Stupidest Reasons Couples Made Appointments

Although there is still some stigma around seeing a marriage counselor with your partner, if things aren't going so well in the relationship, thankfully, this idea is slowly changing. Marriage counseling is becoming normalized, with more and more couples seeking the help of a therapist to assist them in navigating troubles in their marriages. Because let's be honest, marriage isn't always easy and sometimes, we need all the help we can get. But some couples see marriage counselors for the strangest reasons, and now, we have the lowdown from therapists themselves. A Reddit thread asked marriage counselors for the stupidest reason a couple has made an appointment, and the answers prove how some relationships were doomed to fail from the start.

stories from marriage counselors of stupidest reasons couples made appointments - cover pic story about pimp and sex worker having relationship issues | holtsm7 13.8k points 4 days ago edited 3 days ago pimp and one his sex workers scheduled session see because they were having jealousy issues. They were legally married and he unhappy with she couldn't "leave work at work Best. Couple. Ever.
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Throwback To The Most Iconic TV Couples From The '90s

Relationships aren't what they used to be. Somehow TV love seemed purer back in the '90s; something that was longer-lasting. I guess that's because there wasn't Tinder back then to screw everything up. As Valentine's Day approaches, let's use this Throwback Thursday to cast our minds back to a time when sitcoms showed true and lasting love in all its glory.

throwback, relationships, sitcoms, couples, TV, 90s, couples, valentines day, love, romance | sex and the city carrie and mr. big sarah jessica parker in fur coat. rachel and ross from friends hugging foreahds touching tv show jennifer aniston david schwimmer
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Marriage Cancelling: Fifteen Couples Therapy Tweets

Couples therapy is extremely helpful for partners facing a plethora of challenges, and isn't something to be ashamed of. In fact, its a really great and healthy tool that helps you learn to communicate better with one another, resolve conflicts, helps you maintain a healthy sex life and much more! 

And just because you're seeing a therapist, doesn't mean you can't find the humor in it and laugh at yourself and life's problems!  Many Twitter users have shared their experience in couples counseling and it's hilarious and truly relatable. 


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15 Honest Love Notes For Couples Who Keep It Real

A sincere, heartfelt love note can mean the world -- to a certain type of person. But if that kind of traditional romance makes you queasy, then we've got you covered. Below, we've compiled 15 honest Someecards that say more than a Hallmark greeting card ever could.

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20 Hilarious Tweets About #StupidThingsCouplesFightAbout

Thankfully a new viral hashtag is roaming around twitter and we can all relate in someway to this! #StupidThingsCouplesFightAbout are sharing the absoutle best confessions on things they fight about and we can NOT stop laughing! 

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