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Funniest Tweets About Marriage We Saw Last Month

Marriage is the ultimate happily ever after. Two lovebirds have been lucky enough to find someone to have and to hold from this day forward. For better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love, and to cherish till death do us part… unless of course, they kill each other first. "Happily" married couples take to Twitter on a weekly basis to put their partners on blast for the whole world to see.

funniest marriage tweets we saw last month | thumbnail text - Robert Knop ... @FatherWith Twins A couple of our wine glasses broke, and I bought slightly smaller ones to replace them. I don't think my wife has ever been this mad at me before. 2:43 AM Feb 19, 2021 - Twitter Web App 25 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 126 Likes
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Memes For Those Who Are Single And Ready To Mingle

If you're happily loved up in a relationship, then don't bother scrolling down. Or, if you want to be super mean and send these memes about being single to all your single friends, then please continue. But, if you're single as a pringle, and looking to mingle, then these memes are for you. They might make you feel even more alone than you already are, but hey, misery loves company. Amirite ladies? But also, men suck, so you do you, enjoy singlehood, and be grateful you don't have to look after a manchild. 

memes you'll relate to if you're single and ready to mingle | thumbnail text - How lonely are you? Me:, Everyone else is in a relationship, and I'm just sitting here like
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Valentines Day Memes For The Single Ladies

Valentines Day is just around the corner. If you're currently single, this day will only highlight just how alone you feel. Unless, of course, you're choosing not to be in a relationship, in which case then that too, is the reason that I am single. At least that's what I tell my mom. But if you're single because of other reasons (why doesn't anybody want me?!), then these memes are for you. All the single ladies, put your hands up!



valentines day for all the single ladies | thumbnail text - When your milk has a date on Valentines Day and you don't. FEB 14 TH 07 "Where do you see yourself on Valentines" pulmate
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What That Couple Across the Hall is Probably Doing for Valentine’s Day

It's almost Valentine's Day, and I'm getting ready for my yearly tradition: a scented bath, a bottle of vintage wine, feeding my crows and preparing the effigy of Clark Gable which I will burn in a forest with the rest of my coven as the clock strikes midnight and the spectre of St. Valentine bids us farewell. This is what we must do every year, as it is written. But recently I can't help wondering about the couple across the hall from my apartment. Charlotte and Mark have lived across from me for a few years now, and they're pretty nice and clearly in love, but they have some WEIRD traditions. I'm talking sh*t that you only see in movies, like going to the store to buy food instead of summoning it from the great beyond, or using electricity instead of lighting candles. Who doesn't use candles?? Anyway, I've just been thinking about all the crazy stuff they probably do for Valentine's day. Like…



What That Couple Across the Hall is Probably Doing for Valentine’s Day | thumbnail text - Taking a cooking class I don’t see how putting some mush in an oven is fulfilling, but whatever floats their boat. Maybe they’ll even meet some other couples there to hang out with and they’ll finally stop trying to set me up with bland men who take showers and listen to podcasts.
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Fifteen Types Of Made Up Relationships People Use To Avoid Labels

When convincing my friends to take a leap of faith and pursue things with someone they think they might like, I try to push them by saying, "What's the worst that can happen? Either you break up or you get married. Those are the two options." But really, after further analysis, I can see now that there are really many MANY more directions a relationship can go in. I can think of 15 now, but until these apps manage to completely distort our dating experiences, and entirely hinder our ability to meet people ~organically~, well this is what I got for ya.

Fifteen kinds of non-relationships that we all know and love, and hate| text - Cartoon,Facial expression,Sharing,Gesture,Happy,Fictional character,Animated cartoon,Art,Illustration,Fun
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Professional Therapists Reveal Relationship Red Flags And Whether They're Salvageable

Anyone who is in or has been in a relationship will know that love isn't always easy. Everyone comes with baggage (although some suitcases are way bigger than others), and therapy can often help couples get through the more challenging times or specific issues they may be facing. But sometimes, even therapy isn't enough to salvage a relationship and push past specific glaring red flags. Professional relationship therapists shared on Reddit some of the giant red flags they've seen in couples who come in for sessions and whether or not the relationship can survive these issues. Some of them are genuinely eye-opening and might make you feel less alone in your relationship struggles. Or, they might spur you to book that therapy appointment you've been avoiding.

professional therapists reveal relationship red flags and whether or not they can be saved | thumbnail text - ocelot_piss 21 days ago It's very easy to work out when one person knowingly prioritises their own wants and needs over their partners. Relationships like this are often doomed because the person simply doesn't care enough to make any meaningful change.
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Funny Tweets About The Relatable Struggles Of Sharing A Bed With Your Spouse

If you're used to getting eight hours of uninterrupted sleep every night, then marriage might not be for you. One of the sacrifices you have to make in a long-term, committed relationship is sharing a bed with someone else for the rest of your life and enduring night after night of snoring, duvet stealing, and heavy breathing. It's not ideal, by any means. But it's the small price we pay for love, right? Right? Anyone? These hilarious tweets from the spouses of Twitter show the relatably annoying aspects of sharing a bed.

funny and relatable tweets about the struggle of sharing a bed with your partner | thumbnail Text - mark 00 @TheCatWhisprer DATING: can't wait to see you again MARRIAGE: part of your knee was on my side of the bed again last night 4:16 PM Aug 21, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 28.1K Retweets 4.1K Quote Tweets 236.9K Likes
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Disturbing Wedding And Engagement Pictures Straight From Romance Hell

Choosing your wedding photographer is a decision that every couple should take seriously. After all, they are the ones who will be creating the physical memories of your special day, which you'll (hopefully) look back at fondly for the rest of your life. But sometimes, photographers can miss the mark and leave you with some real horrors, such as this collection of wedding and engagement photo nightmares. Whether it was the couples who directed the shots, or the photographers who had the awful ideas, I can only look at these through squinted eyes. The further down I scroll, the more I lose hope in Cupid, love, and all things romance.

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Funniest Tweets About The Illogical Reasons Couples Get Mad At Each Other

If you're in a relationship, then you'll remember the honeymoon phase all too well. Those weeks (or months if you were lucky) at the beginning of the relationship, where you were blinded by love and your partner could do no wrong. But pretty quickly, you probably went from worshipping the ground they walk on to wanting to kill them for the way they breathe. Or blink. Or sit quietly and exist. If you can relate to this, then these tweets about the 'illogical' reasons people got mad at their partners will hit you at all levels.

funny tweets about the illogical reasons couples get mad at each other | thumbnail Text - mark @TheCatWhisprer Crazy how I get yelled at for not fluffing a pillow just right when I get off the couch but my wife's tube of toothpaste looks like a grizzly bear used it. 4:25 AM Jun 30, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 36 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 342 Likes
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Divorce Lawyers Reveal Evil Ways A Spouse Tried Screwing Over The Other

Divorce lawyers see the ugly side of love—the breakdowns in communication, the anger, and the resentment. Divorces can seriously bring out the nasty and petty sides of people. These divorce lawyers reveal the evilest, funniest and dumbest ways that spouses tried screwing the other over. From splitting everything physically down the middle to figuring out how to educate a shared parrot, they genuinely have seen it all when it comes to love, or the lack thereof.

divorce lawyers share evil ways spouses tried screwing over the other | thumbnail Text - The divorce lawyer my mother in law had to fight had a case so vicious that they wanted everything split right down the middle, up to the block of cheese in the fridge. And she won that case. I can only imagine how long it took to split everything in the house.
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Worst Reasons People Were Dumped

As with everything in life, relationships come with risks. Sure, you could fall desperately in love, get married, and live happily ever after. I mean, that's the dream, right? Alternatively, you could fall for someone, and just as you finally feel secure, they dump you in a soul-crushing, heart-wrenching act of cruelty, causing you to lose all faith and hope in love. It's a real gamble. And the truth is, being dumped suck. It can bruise your ego, make you feel rejected, and question whether or not what you had was real for the other person. But some dumpings are more brutal than others, and these Redditers are sharing the harshest reasons their exes ended their relationship. What's the worst reason someone broke up with you? Or that you dumped someone?

worst reasons people were dumped - cover pic story about being dumped for being tested for autism | chubbylilchicken had explained my boyfriend at time going get evaluated autism and he broke up with because would make him look bad and he didnt want do charity work.
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Husbands Hilarious Tweet About Marriage

Men and women both experience marriage very differently. And of course, by that I mean, the wife is always right, and the husband is always wrong. They say a happy wife equals a happy life, but just how true is that? We found some of the funniest tweets about marriage from husbands who know a thing or two about where they stand in the relationship. If their opinion is anything to go by, then a happy wife does indeed bring a happy life.

husbands hilarious tweets about marriage | thumbnail Text - Dude-Bro Dad @thedadvocate01 My wife managed to open a jar of pickles herself and I am now nonessential. 11:04 PM · May 6, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone
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Strangest Things People Said During Sex, Killing The Mood

Sex is great, but have you ever been in bed with someone who has shouted out their dad's name or asked you to pray before you start? A big part of enjoying sex is about the mood you and your partner create to feel comfortable and enjoy each other. But sometimes your partner can say something that makes you want to die of awkwardness, and just like that, the moment is gone. Redditers share the strangest thing a partner has said or done during sex that instantly killed the mood, and the answers are cringe-worthy, to say the least. Here are some of the funniest.

awkward things people said during sex that killed the moment - thumbnail | Text - Master_Coke27 142 points · 7 hours ago She said "Angel don't stop" That's her brother's name Went home after that
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People Awkwardly Third Wheeling

Third-wheeling is every single person's nightmare. We've all been there, begrudgingly agreeing to hang out with a couple, on the promise from them that it won't be awkward. You know they're lying, but you go against your better judgment and hope for the best. But, all too soon, you're hit with that all-too-familiar feeling of feeling like you're cramping their style. These pictures of people third-wheeling will make you feel all sorts of uncomfortable, making you realize that two is company, but three truly is a crowd.

pictures of people awkwardly third wheeling | thumbnail includes two images of people third wheeling
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Relationship Memes For The Love Obsessed

Here is another batch of relatable AF relationship memes. Whether you're spending the holiday season all loved up, mending a broken heart, or desperately trying to figure out where you stand with your f*ck buddy, these relationship memes will speak to your heart.

Funny relationship memes | thumbnail includes two memes Text - me giving myself a pep talk after getting rejected again. YOU DISGUSTING, BEAUTIFUL, GARBAGE ANGEL, Me after l've gotten food, sex and attention
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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (December 18, 2020)

Oh, the joys of relationships. Whether you're single, married, in a long-term relationship, or in a complicated situationship with a f*ck boy, these tweets will speak to your soul. We scour Twitter each week for the funniest relationship tweets you can relate to, and this week's haul is just as good as the rest. So dig in, and then check out last week's in case you missed it.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Annie Hamilton @ANNIE_HAM HAVING A CRUSH IS JUST BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR OWN MANIA 12:42 AM Dec 13, 2020 · Twitter Web App 303 Retweets 106 Quote Tweets 5.8K Likes
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