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Do you ever have an amazing question and you notice that it lingers for a couple of weeks, and then eventually you just have to decide to let it go because there is no sufficient answer? Well, welcome home. It seems that many people use Tumblr these days to pose the most thought-provoking questions, and I'm all here for it. Some people even felt brave enough to answer many of these, and somehow made the initial question come off even funnier.

I don't know about you, but it's these kinds of posts that make me not hate the internet so much. Tumblr users, please never stop asking these ridiculous questions. They are simply gold.

Doing the deed is a very intimate thing. A lot of unexpected things can happen that might cause some intense awkwardness. If you're really close with the person you're doing it with, you may be able to laugh it off, or agree to move past it...but sometimes the mood has simply left the chat, and there's no point in trying to rediscover it. We've all been there, the point of no return. Sometimes it's better to just stop and maybe reconvene at a more suitable time.

Whatever the case may be, eventually you will look back and at least think to yourself, "Hey, at least I peaced out before going further," because rest assured it can ALWAYS get worse.

These people shared their 'Peace Out' moments on Reddit, and you might find them relatable, comforting, or you might just thrive in the second-hand embarrassment.

Every long, healthy, and meaningful relationship deserves proper closure. A discussion perhaps to emulate the mutual respect both partners share for each other. However, not all relationships end well, and some people don't deserve a proper goodbye. If you've seen quite enough red-flags and toxic masculinity in your partner, and you are more than ready to delete them from your life, but you don't have the right words... well you're in luck.

There is a thread blowing up on Reddit where people are sharing their best 'Break-up lines.' Many of these are short and sweet, oh and hilarious as well. Enjoy!

Poor Millennials are constantly roasted all over social media by Gen Z. The two generations have an ongoing war that will probably not end until the next generation comes for Gen Z in a decade or so. Although they are constantly made fun of, it is important that Millennials celebrate their own culture from time to time. Soon enough it will be vintage and people will start spending hundreds on ratty VHS tapes.

TikTok user @thecorporatemama asked people to share exactly how millennial they are, but without using words, and these young adults definitely delivered.

It can feel extremely satisfying to tell someone to get the F* out of your face, but unfortunately, we can not use such language in every context. There might be kids around, or your mom could be watching, or maybe you're literally talking to your boss and you just know that F* off is not a logical option, even if they're pissing you off like never before.

If you've ever found yourself tongue-tied in one of these circumstances, fear not, this Reddit thread is full of polite ways to remove people from your immediate presence. Use such phrases with caution.

Tumblr is known for its bizarre variety of users. I mean, you could really find anything there if you really searched hard enough. There used to legitimately be porn on the website, but I think they've cleaned it up a little since. Regardless, one thing that will never change is how amazing some of the commenters are. They come out of nowhere sometimes, say the funniest thing I've literally ever heard, and then disappear back into the moonlight. Who are you? How are you so witty?

These commentators took these posts that were literally already funny and single-handedly brought them to a completely different level.

Romantic comedies are classics. Even though they all seem to have the same plot, they're still our guilty pleasure and we can't help coming back for more. Whether it be the generic plot or the extremely unrealistic events in the movie, the genre is very easy to make fun of. Another thing we love doing when it comes to this genre is yearning for the rom-com lifestyle when our lives are unfortunately anything but. The rom-com comes up on Twitter plenty, and naturally, we documented the best tweets about rom-coms from this week. Scroll down to check 'em out. 

We all have our St. Patrick's day routine. Whether we like to go out with friends, get absolutely smashed in a small bar with a bunch of strangers, or murder a man just to watch him die and then drink daiquiris out of his skull, this holiday is fun for everyone. And whether you've just woken up next to your best friend who is pantsless, or discovered the man you killed was your long-lost brother, part of the fun is the crushing regret we all get to feel the next day after realizing the alcohol-induced decisions we made were really bad ones! Unfortunately, these holiday traditions won't be an option this year with most bars closed, but not to worry. Here are some memorable bad decisions you can make without risking your health! Well, except your liver and mental health, of course.

It has been a rough year. A lot has changed. Those of us who used to depend on eating out 2, 3, maybe 6 days a week have been confronted with our less-than-ideal cooking skills. We all cope with this in different ways. Some people have completely started from scratch and dove head-first into the cooking world, and now they are insanely good cooks. But others... well we have just learned to get creative. If you relate at all, these Tweets will likely make you feel better.

Who said cheesecake can't be dinner?

It can be really hard to let loose sometimes in life. We have schedules, scripts, and norms for our everyday lives. There are very few places where we are encouraged to be wild. At an all-you-can-eat buffet, and in bed. However, is there such a thing as too wild? Should we still watch what we say even when we're doing the deed? I guess it all depends on the situation.

I can only hope that all you weirdos can find someone who is turned on by the weird sh*t that might pop out of your mouth in bed.

There are a lot of things that Generation Z likes to roast Millenials about. But there is so much they don't know. Sure, they think they've seen it all, but there are so many millennial struggles that they will never comprehend because they weren't there to live through it. In my opinion, this is a strength that Millenials should use to their advantage, these are all like big inside jokes. And such jokes should be shared on Twitter.

"Sorry Gen Z, you had to be there."

It has been quite the week for British royalty. First the Oprah interview, then Pierce Morgan steps down from Good Morning Britain, and now this? Tiktok user lilwimby posted a video of a conspiracy theory about who Prince Harry's real father is. It seems that suddenly Americans possess a newfound interest in British royalty unlike ever before. Maybe we're getting bored of the closest thing we have to our royal family: aka The Kardashians.

Isn't it crazy to think how much the world has changed since 2020? Not only has the world changed completely, but our humor is centered around things that literally didn't exist a year ago. We went from roasting awkward encounters at the bar to roasting awkward zoom dates. At least people on Twitter still have a rich sense of humor. Some things never change.

During International Women's Month, we celebrate the patience that we all have 99% of the time. However, being a woman, we deal with a lot of BS. It makes us stronger and we all know it. Sometimes we are considerate and polite, but other times we just don't have anymore f***ks to give. We've run out for the day sorry, maybe try again tomorrow. 

The Meghan Markle interview aired last night and boy did it rustle some feathers. Our Dutchess of Essex did NOT hold back, and Oprah did not try to hide her expressions either in response to the many of the absurd things that Markle revealed. It was an incredibly interesting interview that I'd recommend you watch 100%, but if not I'm sure The Crown will be able to fill you in soon enough. Let's see how Twitter responded to the interview.

What would the world be if bad girls weren't here to shake things up? Us women have only the bad girls to thank for getting us our right to vote, to study, heck, even our right to show off our luscious legs in a mini skirt. The bad girls are the ones who don't ask for permission when they change the world. They barely even ask for forgiveness either. They take what is theirs. They reject stereotypes and prove every day that there is a place for women in every professional setting. We all owe the bad girls a big thank you!