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This Week's Painfully Accurate Adulting Tweets

Being a strong, independent female adult is all fun and games, until all the bills, responsibilities, and lack of sleep pile one after another. After non-stop adulting the past couple of weeks, we've personally had enough. We called up the adulting hotline, and unfortunately, there's no way to cancel our subscription. Seriously garbage customer service. Because there's no way of ever getting out of adulting, the people of Twitter are non-stop complaining about it. Scroll down for this week's tweets about the hot mess that is adulting. 

Funny adulting tweets | thumbnail text - Iris @_kweenini i swear adulting is just doing the laundry nonstop 7:56 AM · Jun 6, 2021 · Twitter Web App
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Karen Dishes Out Entitled Advice To Employee About Properly Training Incompetent Coworker

Welcome to another week with Cheezcake's resident Karen! This week, she's got all the tips regarding dealing with incompetent coworkers and employees, as well as vicious dogs that live next door. With Karen by your side, you'll be invincible! Every single manager in town will feel your wrath, so best to start taking notes now. Check out her inspiring tips below. 

Want your question answered by Karen? Email dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com. 

Karen dishes out satirical advice on a weekly basis | thumbnail text: Dear Karen, an advice column guaranteeing the privilege you're entitled to on a weekly basis
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This Week's Batch Of Funniest Adulting Tweets (May 9, 2021)

No one warned us how difficult becoming an adult would be, and now we're stuck figuring out ourselves - with the occasional blackout nightor mental breakdown, but we still just keep on trucking because we have no choice. Luckily, we can bond together over our adulting woes, and that's exactly what Twitter does on a weekly basis. Scroll down for this week's best adulting tweets, and let us know if you've had it worse in the comments because communal complaining is therapeutic. 

Funny tweets about adulting | thumbnail text - diana @dirtyydian "are you okay??" no adulting is hard i should've been a tree 8:32 AM · May 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Baristas Expose Starbucks Orders Which Are So Extra It Hurts

Does anybody really drink regular coffee anymore? Imagine walking into Starbucks and asking for a plain latte. God, that sounds so boring. You need cold foam! Pumps of syrup! Light ice! Not we're talking.

Actually, though the baristas at Starbucks have to put up with a lot of insanity. People really take the menu as a suggestion there. They are not afraid to add 16 pumps of matcha. So what if that total is $16.99? A girl needs her matcha.

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Shower Beers And Other Beverages Are The Solution To All Our Problems According To Twitter

Urban Dictionary defines shower beer as "the most delightful beer in the world." It could be any type of beer. What makes it awesome is that it is consumed while you are in the shower. Cold, frothy beer contrasted against the hot, welcoming water of the shower? Truly the definition of delightful. Whether you're rushing to pregame before a night out on the town or you just want a beer buddy to accompany your shower thoughts, the shower beer/cocktail is always the answer. People have taken to Twitter to celebrate the phenomenon of the shower beer, in addition to other beverages one can enjoy in the shower for the peak experience. Check out the best of the shower beverage tweets below. 

Funny tweets about shower beer | thumbnail text - hot chelle rae stan acc @squidlarr shower partner except only I am under the water and they just stand in front of me being cold and holding my beer 11:14 PM · Apr 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Relatable Coffee Memes For People Who Can't Be Spoken To Before Their Second Cup

Everybody likes their coffee in a very specific way. Recently on TikTok, there has been a lot of drama revolving around how people drink their coffee, specifically about how much milk people put in it. Personally, I don't care about how anyone likes their coffee, but I can understand the coffee snobs out there because they're literally just as addicted as I am to coffee, the only difference is they want to protect their addiction at all costs. Fair enough, we just all have to remember that loving coffee is not a personality trait... JK, it totally is. 

Simply put, there is liking coffee, and there is liking coffee. If you are in the latter category, these memes are for you.

Relatable Coffee Memes For People Who Can't Be Spoken To Before Their Second Cup| thumbnail text - I like my coffee how I like myself: dark, bitter, and too hot for you.
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