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Guys All Women Encounter At The Club

Just in time for hot girl summer, we're all out and about on the town again, which means we're moving drinks in the living room to drinks at the club. In case you've forgotten how social interactions at the club work (or how social interactions work in general), ya girl is here to refresh your memory. To optimize your night out, you need to know who to befriend, and who to look out for. Because I'm such a good friend, I've compiled a list of eight types of guys you meet at the club so you can prepare adequately before getting too intoxicated to tell the difference. Always remember the golden rule, Cheezcakers: prep yourself before you wreck yourself

Guys women encounter at the club | thumbnail text - Awkward Hoverer A clubbing first-timer (or his friends cancelled on him at the last minute), this guy will hover around your friend group and dance awkwardly forever - until you let him into your circle. If you're feeling generous, adopt him for the night. Cheers to new friends!
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Ten Major F*ckboy Red Flags

While The Donald may no longer be president, fckboys still reign supreme. Some are easy to spot with names like Chad engraved onto their Juul and bare abs nearly always exposed, but others are advancing, learning how to mask their inherent douchiness within normal society.

 Fckboys have become masters of projecting falsehoods for their own benefit in stealth. I have come to realize that the best way to weed out a true fckboy from the crowd, is probably just to give him enough time to fck up on his own. There is no exact science behind how many minutes or months this process may take to prevail, but usually, if a man is genuine, you will be able to feel it out soon enough

Well, ladies, call it a guilty conscience, or, perhaps, just a wanting to level the playing field. Whatever the reason may be, I, a blaringly self-aware fuckboy – hyper-emotional, trend-hopping, intimacy fearing and all! –have decided to explain the top ten moves you should look out for from f*ckboys.


Advice from our resident f*ckboy | thumbnail text - They will flake on dinner to drink with the boys, just as easily as they will stop responding to your text messages with a shred of urgency once they have already sealed the deal (i.e. just to reiterate, again, I am talking about SEX. Good ol' finger banging, butt licking, steamy, sweaty sex).
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People Explain Why Club Promoters Are The Bane Of Their Existence

I love clubbing as much as the next woman looking forward to wild nights out on the town sponsored by all the liquor, but there's something I just can't figure one creature of nightlife out, and that creature is the club promoter. How does one get into this mysterious line of business, and how do they never get tired of it? What's the secret to having an endless amount of energy to recruit an endless amount of women every single night? The people of Twitter take a deep dive into the phenomenon that is a club promoter, and the results are hilarious. Scroll down for the funniest tweets about club promoters below. 

Funny tweets about club promoters | thumbnail text - jordan ... @spicyfusilli some kid at sleepaway camp once sucker punched me and I had to get 4 stitches in my lip when was 10. he is now a Miami club promoter and it all makes so much sense. 6:52 PM · Apr 3, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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