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Dad Tweets That May Fuel Your Baby Fever, Or Serve As Birth Control| thumbnail text - Simon Holland @simoncholland I never understood how the little drummer boy's parents could just send him outside alone at night to play his drum until my daughter brought a recorder home from school. 3:00 AM · Dec 6, 2021

Dad Tweets That May Fuel Your Baby Fever, Or Serve As Birth Control

Insensitive Man Lashes Out At Wife For "Endangering" Their Kids By Helping A Young Special Needs Girl| Thumbnail Text - Water - AITA for yelling at my wife for potentially endangering our kids? Yesterday a little girl (7) with heavy special needs ran away from her school and ended up in my backyard. My wife is a SAHM to our 3 kids (6f, 3f, 6mo m) and was home with our younger 2 and she eventually saw the little girl in our backyard. It was pouring and the wind was very strong

Insensitive Man Lashes Out At Wife For "Endangering" Their Kids By Helping A Young Special Needs Girl

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kids being serious | thumbnail text - ElizaR @ElizaReynick Replying to @AliceTaylorM and @lifeattiffanys When my son was 3, I picked him up from pre-school one day, and he very somberly said, "What if that song is right, and life IS but a dream? Are we just in a dream right now?" Existential crisis brought on by "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" 5:09 AM · Dec 13, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

10 Times Kids Were Scary Serious

Parenting Tweets Which We Highly Identified With This Christmas Season| thumbnail text - That Mom Tho @mom_tho thoughts and prayers for my husband as our five year old looked him straight in the eyes and told him "your jokes aren't funny" 1:23 AM · Dec 6, 2021

Parenting Tweets Which We Highly Identified With This Christmas Season

Parenting Tweets That Provided Us With Some Serious Chuckles| thumbnail text - Kara Klenk @karaklenk My 2 yo daughter was singing "Row Row Row Your Boat" and ended it with "life is down the drain." A 99 goth toddler. 6:36 PM · Nov 27, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Parenting Tweets That Provided Us With Some Serious Chuckles

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Helicopter Mom Fuming When Her Son Tells Her His Wife Is Pregnant Over Facetime| thumbnail text - Posted by u/Scary-Moment-8975 7 hours ago 2 2 AITA for choosing my pregnant wife over my mom

Helicopter Mom Fuming When Her Son Tells Her His Wife Is Pregnant Over Facetime

Dad Tweets That Have No Business Being This Funny| thumbnail text - Crockett @CrockettForReal I asked my daughter if she thought she had been in the bath long enough and she said "the water will tell me when it's time to get out" so there ya have it 10:32 PM · Nov 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 95 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 1,114 Likes

Dad Tweets That Have No Business Being This Funny

Mother Brutally Chastised By Neighbors For Throwing Vegan Party Her Vegan Infant| thumbnail text - Posted by u/Specialist_Badger934 A 3 hours ago AITA for not changing my daughters birthday to be not 'vegan'?

Mother Brutally Chastised By Neighbors For Throwing Vegan Party For Her Baby

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Rude Husband Leaves Wife Alone To Watch 9 Kids So He Can Get Wasted| Thumbnail Text - Light - AITA for flipping out on my Fiancés birthday and telling him I don't want to marry him? This is long winded. Today is my fiancés birthday we've been together 16 years and have four kids I'm (30F) and he's (31M). Our oldest child's birthday falls on Christmas Day so we always have a party a few weeks before Christmas, this year he wanted his first sleepover so we've got 5 little boys aged 11 staying ove

Entitled Man Leaves Fiancée Alone To Watch 9 Kids So He Can Get Wasted

Parents Roast Their Kids On Twitter By Revealing The Weird Things They Collect| Thumbnail text - Doc McMuffins .. @Cynical_Parent Other kids: collects rocks/Pokemon cards/unicorns/Hot Wheels* My kid: booger burial ground behind her right curtain panel; the large ones live under her pillow 5:28 PM · May 19, 2020 · Twitter for Android

Parents Roast Their Kids On Twitter By Revealing The Weird Things They Collect

Parenting Tweets From Parents With The Perfect Amount Of Wit And Grit| thumbnail text -  Myrhhissa @michimama75 Since I refuse, 5 was wondering if anyone would like to play "hammers" with her. She has a hammer and you run. So anyway, let me know. 4:07 PM · Nov 21, 2021 1.2K 64 1, Share this Twe...

Parenting Tweets From Parents With The Perfect Amount Of Wit And Grit

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People Reveal Major Secrets they Kept With One Parent From The Other| thumbnail text - itsOski13 · 10h That this one time I forgot to lock my door one night and a drunk guy walked into my place. After I, politely, kicked him out, I called my dad and he was like "yeah no don't tell your mother you'll give her a heart attack" G Reply 1 12.1k ...

People Reveal Major Secrets they Kept With One Parent From The Other

Dad Tweets From Some Seriously Funny Fathers| thumbnail text - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal my 4 year old realizing that l gave her her vitamin gummies this morning and that her mom gave her her vitamin gummies this morning and pacing around worried like she's gonna OD 7:27 PM · Nov 20, 2021 954 O 17 1, Share this Tweet

Dad Tweets From Some Seriously Funny Fathers

People Expose Their Major Thanksgiving Drama From This Year| thumbnail text - ThatPersonZenZen • 3d F 4 Awards My cousin unfortunately came out as a flat earther while I was showing off my brand new telescope I bought recently G Reply 1 13.5k 3 ...

People Expose Their Major Thanksgiving Drama From This Year

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Father Doesn’t Let Daughter’s Girlfriend asleep Over After She Comes Out As Bi-Sexual| thumbnail text - r/AmltheAsshole u/Constant_Attitude_22 · 8h 3 1 21 e 1 AITA for not letting my daughter's gf spend the night?

Father Doesn’t Let Daughter’s Girlfriend asleep Over After She Comes Out As Bi-Sexual

Parents who have totally had enough of parenting for today | thumbnail text - "My kids went in the basement to play, about 10 minutes later, this happened." "Goat cheese and buttercream frosting look very similar when they've been stored in a Ziploc bag in your refrigerator. My kid is currently jumping off furniture"

Parents Who Have Had Enough Of Parenting For Today