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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (January 18, 2021)

The funny women of Twitter are at it again with their hilarious quips, musings, and complaints about everyday life. We're only halfway through the first month of 2021—although let's be honest, it feels like December already—and women's humor is already proving to be the therapy we need to get us through another sh*t storm year. Here is your latest haul of funniest women's tweets.



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - ellie schnitt 000 @holy_schnitt I do not have the attention span to follow through on a workout plan which is good because l'd be way too powerful if I was smart, funny, hot AND could run for more than 37 seconds without getting concerningly winded 5:16 AM Jan 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 241 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 3.8K Likes
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Dating Nightmares: 8 People Reveal Reasons They Dumped Their Partner During Quarantine

When the better part of the world entered lockdown, many a couple ultimately made the decision to cohabitate, for better or worse. Moving in together is a big step for anyone, but in a situation where you must endure the company of your significant other morning, noon, and night, things can get ugly. We teamed up with dating blog The Single Society to share what ultimately lead to their breakup while quarantining together. Have a breakup story? Share it here for a chance to be featured!

people share why they dumped their partner during quarantine | thumbnail image of couple text - I make more $$$, you wash the dishes
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Funny, Brutal Breakup Letters Women Wrote To Their 'Disappointing Exes' (January 14, 2021)

We've all been through breakups where all we wanted to do was send our piece-of-sh*t ex a message telling them exactly what we thought of them. Because, well... closure. But, whether our friends convinced us not to, or our sense of pride got the better of us, we held back (until we had that second glass of wine). But now, the Instagram account To The Guys I've (Kinda) Dated has your back when it comes to getting the closure you need from any men who let you down. Simply write your ex a short letter, let them post it, and hope his whole family (and new GF) sees it! Simple.



funny letters of disappointment from women to the guys they've dated | thumbnail includes two letters Text - Dear John, So you can put your tongue in 3 different parts of my body, but you can't share a straw with me? Ok, that makes sense. Samantha TO THE GUYS I'VE Kinda DATED, Hi Wez, Everytime you tried to kiss me in the back of the movie theater, I turned my head and you started making out with my ear. I had to be on antibiotics for an ear infection the whole month after that. TO THE Take a hi
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (January 13, 2021)

2021 has arrived, and with it, comes the beautiful possibility of new horizons. But some things haven't changed; notably, the lengths men seem to go to piss women off. That sh*t never gets old. So it might be a new year, but it's the same old 'women roasting men on Twitter.' Amirite ladies? Welcome to your weekly haul of women roasting men tweets, where women slay men within an inch of their lives, in 280 characters or less.


funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Blair Socci 000 @blairsocci Going forward men around the nation need to take a critical look at their choice of sunglasses if u dont want me to think u stormed the capitol 8:21 PM Jan 8, 2021 · Twitter Web App 514 Retweets 30 Quote Tweets 6.3K Likes
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (January 11, 2021)

Welcome to your latest weekly haul of 'funny women Tweets,' aka the musings of the funniest women on Twitter that we came across over the past seven days. If 2020 taught us anything, it's that humor gets you through some pretty dark times. Here's to funny women getting us through the beginning of 2021, which, if the first ten days are anything to go by, is also shaping up to be one hell of a year.



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Dana Donnelly @danadonly 00 ok but like who's gonna even wanna come to america at this point? how does 90 day fiancée expect to stay on the air? 6:55 PM Jan 7, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 228 Retweets 13 Quote Tweets 4.2K Likes
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Funny, Brutal Breakup Letters Women Wrote To Their 'Disappointing Exes' (January 7, 2021)

When it came to romance (or anything else, for that matter), 2020 wasn't exactly the best year. Thankfully, 2021 has made an appearance, bringing with it endless possibilities in the 'love' department'. Ladies, it's time to cleanse your spirit (and lady parts) from all the f*ck boys you left behind in 2020. New year, new you! And just in case you need it, the Instagram account To The Guys I've (Kinda) Dated has your back when it comes to getting the closure you need from any men who let you down. All you need to do is write them a letter, explaining what your disappointing ex did to you, and they'll publish it on their account, naming and shaming him for the world to see. Closure never felt so sexy!

funny letters of disappointment from women to the guys they've dated | thumbnail includes two letters - Text - Dear Jay, Thank you for being my first one night stand in a new town. Wish I knew you worked in my new office before we slept together though. From, The new girl TO THE GUYS I'VE Kinda DATED Cory, Though we slept together for over a year, we never made it official. I couldn't predict where this was going but between the constant FaceTime calls you made all July and the jealousy you expr
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The 9 Guys Who Will Inevitably Try And Slide Into Your DMs At One Point Or Another

Instagram is a funky digital space. Guys in general are strange as f*ck. Put the two of them together, and you get double the trouble. And yet, you can't help coming back for more.

When you come to terms with the fact that you're just as weird as these Insta guys, you'll start embracing all those annoying DMs that come your way. Let's get on the 'gram, and decipher all these DM dudes together.


The types of guys who slide into Women's DMs | thumbnail picture of old man text - The Sugar Daddy He just wants to shower you in money, presents, and everything your heart desires. You're beautiful, and beautiful girls deserve the world. You don't even have to sleep with him. He just wants a harmless feet pic. You laugh at first, but then you reconsider. You could really use the money. All about the hustle. %24
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Funniest 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets Of 2020

It's been quite a year for everyone, but women have had it especially tough. Because somehow, even a global pandemic wasn't enough to stop men from being total f*ck boys. In fact, somehow, it made some men even worse than usual, which, of course, gave women more reasons to roast them on Twitter. We love collecting the funniest 'women roasting men' tweets each week, and we've rounded up some of the funniest ones we found during the hell hole that was 2020. They are as brutal (and well-deserving) as ever.

funniest women roasting men tweets of 2020 | thumbnail Text - Pnonessential government oils2 @babadookspinoza The year is 2035. Marie Kondo holds up the condemned man to the crowd. "Does this man spark joy?" The crowd jeers, "No he does not!" She nods silently and throws him into the pit.
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women In 2020

Despite being one of the worst years ever, 2020 has provided the funny women of Twitter with endless material. Things might have been bad, and sometimes, it felt like they couldn't get any worse, but the funny women of the world always came to the rescue. They continued to create humor out of a dumpster fire, and we're grateful to them for shining a light through this dark, dark year. To celebrate 2020 being over, we've rounded up some of the funniest women's tweets we saw over the past 12 months, which serve as a funny montage for the sh*t show we've left behind.

funniest women tweets we came across in 2020 | thumbnail jai @bootangina my overprotective catholic mother just told this lockdown is God's way telling go out too much. sorry everybody this entire pandemic is my fault not staying home MY BAD
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We Watched Wholesome Christmas Movies, And Decided To Rate The Top Outfits

We all know the Hallmark Christmas movie standard plot: big city girl tryna have it all has to go live in a small town right before Christmas, learns from the small-town folks to be happy with a simple life, falls in love with a down-to-earth local guy, and celebrates Christmas the way the Founding Fathers intended. By the end, she leaves her heathen, er, I mean, big-city life behind to stay in her new home for good. And it's great! Sometimes she goes somewhere besides a small town, but always somewhere outside her comfort zone where she can act lovably clueless so that her beau-of-the-people can roll his eyes and show her the RIGHT way to churn butter or whatever they do out there.

Sadly, as these ladies get humbled, so do their outfits. So let's take a look at how they look before they learn the true meaning of Christmas, and try to answer the age-old question: is happiness worth the boring clothes?

we rated the outfits from women in top wholesome Christmas movies and here's what we found | thumbnail Holiday In The Wild 4/10 Points added for simple and stylish, points deducted because the blouse is a little bit see- through. This is a Christmas movie, not Girls Gone Wild, Kristin!
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Dating Nightmares: 10 Bad Dates Which Accurately Sum Up 2020

I think we can all agree that 2020 in its entirety was an absolute dumpster fire. And many people's dating lives are no exception. We have teamed up with the bad dates blog The Single Society to bring you all the dating disasters that 2020 had to offer. Here are 10 dates that are SO incredibly on-brand for the worst year ever!

10 bad dates that accurately sum up 2020 | thumbnail includes pop art image of woman crying Text - my dating life is so on brand with 2020 | I turned down a guy for a second date because he was a total f*cking weirdo He didn't take it too well and made an ad on Craigslist with one of my pictures saying I was horny and I wanted sex. I had to change my number
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Funny, Brutal Letters Of Disappointment From Girls To Their “Exes” (December 31, 2020)

I think I speak for most people when I say dating in 2020 has been an all-round sh*tty experience. I mean, as if the logistics of socially-distance dating or the nightmare of figuring out how to bubble up with your f*ck buddy during a pandemic wasn't stressful enough. When you throw some idiot men into the mix, and you've got yourself a whole new level of 2020 dumpster fire. Luckily, the Instagram account To The Guys I've (Kinda) Dated is here to the rescue. They help women get the closure they need by publishing open letters to the exes or almost exes who have disappointed them in some way, by naming and shaming them online. So ladies, if a certain f*ck boy has f*cked you over one too many times (and let's face it, one time is too many), then write them a letter and hope their mom or current girlfriend sees it. Here's to karma being a b*tch, and to the end of 2020.

funny letters of disappointment from women to the guys they've dated | thumbnail includes two letters - Text - Dear Shaun, I said I wasn't ready to date again but we hit it off, so I decided to give it a shot. We had such a great time together and our first kiss was so amazing that I broke all of my "rules" for you. You know what was also amazing? Six weeks in, I found out you got engaged a few days before our first date. TO THE GUYS Jenny I'VE Kinda DATED Dear Al, I hope your mum enjoyed the 12
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (December 30, 2020)

Since the dawn of time, men have given women reasons to be disappointed with them. Maybe it's built into their DNA, and perhaps it's just something they do to entertain themselves—we'll never know. But a pissed off woman doesn't hold back from expressing exactly how she feels, and when she unleashes her fury on Twitter, we like to sit back and watch the entertainment unfold. Here is your latest collection of 'women roasting men tweets', which might make you feel less alone in the frustration you feel towards the men in your life.

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - bibo @biboofficial let a man talk about himself uninterrupted for 10 minutes and he'll be like "wow i really like you" 3:43 AM Dec 26, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 62.1K Retweets 10.6K Quote Tweets 728.1K Likes >
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Your Nonsense New Years Horoscopes (December 27 - January 3)

Cheers to New Years! Not just any new year - 2021. The year that marks the end of 2020 AKA hell on Earth as we know it. 2020 brought us a global pandemic, social unrest, travel bans, and even murder hornets at one point. Truly a shitty surprise on every corner. We can only go up from here, ladies & gents. I think. Are you there, cosmos? It's me. The horoscope princess. And I'm begging you to make 2021 a damn good year. Or even mediocre would be good enough.

As we dive headfirst into another year, let's turn to the stars for desperately needed guidance.



women's weekly funny horoscope | thumbnail Text - Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) You've had your eyes set on a sexy m. someone for months, but my, oh, my, looks like the boy's too shy, ain't gonna kiss the girl. Time to call the shots on your end - when the clock strikes 12, throw yourself into his arms, and let that midnight magic wash over the two of you. Cl
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (December 28, 2020)

Here is your weekly dose of women's humor, aka the funniest tweets from women we came across this week. Because let's face it, we're all in need of a laugh or two (or a hundred), and no one does it better than the funny women of Twitter. So, here are the musings of Twitter's most humorous women from the last year of the sh*t show that has been 2020.



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Sam Reece @SamanthaaaReece Hmm yes I'm fully aware that the gynecologist is about to look inside my body but l'll continue hiding my bra and underwear under my folded jeans thank you 12:14 AM Dec 27, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 20.6K Retweets 2.7K Quote Tweets 324.3K Likes >
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Funny, Brutal Letters Of Disappointment From Girls To Their “Exes” (December 24, 2020)

Have you ever dated a man who was, how can I put this, less than satisfactory? Someone you wouldn't recommend to a friend, no matter how desperate that friend was? Well, then you're in good company because welcome to being a woman. And if you ever wanted to let those men know how short-changed you felt after dating them, then welcome to the Instagram account To The Guys I've (Kinda) Dated. They help women get the closure they need by publishing open letters to the men (exes or almost exes) who have disappointed them in some way. Each week we bring you a fresh batch of letters from women who wish to name and shame these men, giving them the karma they deserve.

funny letters of disappointment from women to the guys they've dated | thumbnail includes two letters - Text - Isaac, When I asked if you were dating anyone else, you told me you were "loosely" dating someone. Unfortunately I had to find out the truth from your live-in girlfriend whom you were looking at engagement rings with that your definition of loosely was way off. And no, I still won't visit you in Chicago. Alex то THE GUYS I'VE Kinda DATED
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