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Weekly Roundup Of Twitter's Funniest Women (April 12, 2021)

Each week, the funny women of Twitter manage to brighten our day with their humor, sass, banter. Being able to condense their witty observations about the world into 280 characters or less is a skill that we are grateful for, so we compile them in one handy place for your convenience. Scroll through, have a chuckle, and then check out last week's if you missed them because you can never have too many funny women tweets in your life.



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - elsie ? @activesandal ... Gyno: what's your tattoo say Me: it's nothing don't even worry about it Gyno: 9 "if... you can- Me: fine it says "if you can read it you can eat it" l'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry 7:51 AM · Apr 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 6,790 Retweets 519 Quote Tweets 118.1K Likes
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Marriage Memes For Anyone Thinking Of Tying The Knot

Finding "the one" is a beautiful thing, especially when you're genuinely in love. Tying the knot, starting a new life together, and beginning your journey into married bliss is something that every couple dreams of. But then, reality sets in, and real-life begins. Suddenly, you have someone keeping you awake every night with their snoring, and there is dirty laundry strewn all over the floor. Now, you always have to take someone into account when making decisions, even when you don't like them very much. Welcome to marriage bliss; it's a beautiful place.


memes about marriage which can be appreciated in a couple | thumbnail text - Do you look at your man like this? No cause l'm to Busy looking at him Like this jimmy fallon O @jimmyfallon When I want pizza, I ask my wife, "What should we eat?" and say no to everything until she says, "What about pizza?" That way, it wasn't my idea.
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Women's Memes Which Will Mean Absolutely Nothing To Men

Ladies, you know we got your back when it comes to the funniest and most relatable memes. Time and time again, we bring the goods; all you have to do is scroll through them and relate hard because we know you will. Being a woman has its perks, but it also comes with its own very particular set of struggles, and nothing captures these better than memes do. So browse through this latest haul of women's memes which men will never understand. Memes that make fun of our unique female quirks, but which make you feel proud of your femininity all at the same time.



women's memes men won't be able to relate to | thumbnail text - Embarrassing when your vegetables have shaved & you haven't Weily 2020 A RG 1 Product USA Produi E.U.A 365 EVERYDAY VALUE SHAVED Brussels SproUt- CHOUX DE BRI California Dreamings @Desert_Musings It's a safe assumption that every time a woman stabs her eye with the mascara wand means the rest of her day will go downhill. Very quickly.
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (April 7, 2021)

Both men and women put up with a lot of sh*t from each other, and each one thinks the other is a little bit more annoying than themselves. But if we're honest — and we always are with you — men win, hands down. And women know it, which is why they can tweet about it so well. Welcome to your weekly batch of women roasting men tweets, where women unleash all their pent-up frustration on the men in their lives. Twitter is the place to be when it comes to seeing a ruthless roasting, and no one does it better than women. 



funny women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - Queen Kitten @Elanikitten men swear up and down women are dramatic but if u tell them politely they made a mistake on something, suddenly u have to google how to patch a hole in ur wall 1:00 AM · Apr 7, 2021 · Twitter for Android 22 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 315 Likes
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Weekly Roundup Of Twitter's Funniest Women (April 5, 2021)

Having a bad day? The funny women of Twitter will boost your mood. Having a great day? They'll make it even better. Why? Because no one's musings about life are more humorous than women's, who provide endless entertainment with their hilarious quips and complaints about everyday life. From telling us their outlook on the harsh realities of love, parenting, and everything in between, the funny women of Twitter are here to give us our weekly dose of laughs. Welcome to this week's batch of funniest tweets written by women, which are as amusing as last week's haul.



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - b-cup joan holloway @reservoirpawgs Driving through the Midwest is just absolute nothingness and then every 70 miles you see "GOD IS REAL / HELL IS REAL TOO" followed by a sign for a store that sells XXL dildos 3:11 AM Mar 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 7,970 Retweets 845 Quote Tweets 100.3K Likes
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (March 31, 2021)

Each week, we scour Twitter for the funniest women roasting men tweets, aka, where women unleash their fury at the men who piss them off. For some reason, we get immense satisfaction from scrolling through Twitter and finding ways that men have managed to, once again, drive women crazy. Thank goodness, women are good at many things, but roasting men is up there amongst our top talents. Welcome to this week's funniest women roasting men tweets.




funny women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - Ginny Hogan @ginnyhogan_ So embarrassing that men make more money than us. Have you ever met a man? 4:20 PM Mar 24, 2021 - Twitter Web App 1,842 Retweets 60 Quote Tweets 22.9K Likes
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (March 29, 2021)

We're back again with a fresh batch of tweets from the funniest women on Twitter we saw this week. As usual, they are full of hilarity, wittiness, and cutthroat humor. Whether it's about the harsh realities of love, the trials and tribulations of life, and everything in between, the funny women of Twitter have a lot to say about it. Because funny women are pretty much the only thing worth reading lately anyway, amirite?

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - helena @freshhel Sooo hot when a guy has a big weird chocolate factory and is not afraid to discipline other people's children 5:33 AM - Mar 25, 2021 Twitter Web App 16.5K Retweets 353 Quote Tweets 204.9K Likes
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Relatable Memes About Being Single For Those Who Are Very Very Alone

Being single definitely has its perks. You have unlimited freedom to do as you please, with or without whomever you please. You can relocate as much as you want. And you can utilize the entire bed for sleeping without a fight. Of course, there are drawbacks too: loneliness, insecurity, perhaps a more expensive rent since you don't split it in half anymore. It's honestly a toss-up either way, and the grass is always greener on the other side. When you're taken you miss that freedom, and when you're single you miss dat dck, or pssy, or whatever it is that floats your boat. But hey, we've all been single, we are all familiar with that vibe. 

Here are some hilariously relatable memes for those of us who fit into that category these days.

relatable memes about being single | thumbnail text - If you're single, the world is your smörgåsbord. Them : How single are you? Me :
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (March 22, 2021)

So often we hear guys saying, "Women aren't funny," but they really couldn't be more wrong. Or maybe they're just hanging out with the wrong women because damn their Tweets always get me good. If I was a man I'd probably be intimidated by how hilarious the women are on Twitter. Ahhh, maybe we just figured it out. Well if you're someone who thinks women can't be funny, enjoy these 'unfunny' tweets



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - mariana Z ... @mariana057 someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster, so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead. 12:47 AM - Mar 14, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 21.2K Retweets 1,944 Quote Tweets 287.5K Likes
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (March 15, 2021)

With the world still finding its way through all of this madness, we need all of the humor we can get to pull us through. Luckily, the hilarious women of Twitter provide us with endless comedy through their hilarious musings of the world. Each week we collect some of the funniest tweets written by women that we saw over the past seven days, and as always, this batch doesn't disappoint. The funny women of Twitter are truly the gift that keeps giving.



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Kate McKean ... @kate_mckean When I sign an email "Yours" it's not a term of endearment- it means this email is now yours l'm done with it get it away from me. 10:33 PM Mar 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPad 10.6K Retweets 540 Quote Tweets 97.3K Likes
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Dumbest Things Guys Admitted On A First Date

As if dating wasn't hard enough, sometimes men say things on a date that make you wonder if they have any brain cells at all. It seems pretty obvious that on a first date, you should be on your best behavior, which includes not commenting on women's bodies, not being creepy, and not voicing any extreme views you might have. But it seems some guys missed the memo. Together with The Single Society, we bring you a comprehensive list of the absolute dumbest things men have said to women on first dates. Honestly, there's stupid, and then there's these. Enjoy!

Dumbest Things Guys Said On First Dates thumbnail pop art image man woman text - Women over 25 are too old for me!
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (March 1, 2021)

If you're ever looking for some quick entertainment, the funny women of Twitter never fail to deliver. Their everyday musings about life's trials and tribulations are full of wit, sass, and spunk, bringing a smile to our face and laughter to our day. Funny women and Twitter go together like PB&J, copy and paste, and Ben & Jerry—they are the perfect pair. Here are this week's funniest tweets written by women, and last week's are just as amusing if you want even more.

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - sydney battle @SydneyBattle ... as a depressed adult i can't rave enough about "popcorn dinner" 8:52 PM Feb 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 5,468 Retweets 726 Quote Tweets 79.6K Likes
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Dirty Memes For The Sexually Frustrated

Sex is great, isn't it? I mean, nothing beats a great romp in the sack, especially when you're getting it on the regular. But for those of us (ahem, I mean those of you) who can barely remember their last sexy time, God bless sex toys. But whichever group you fall into, these dirty memes will speak to your genitals soul and make you want to share them with your gal pals, your sexual partner, or chuckle at them to yourself because the one thing better than good sex is a great meme about sex.



funny sex memes for the sexually frustrated | thumbnail text - Me:I don't usually do this Also me: Him: why u don't hit me up no more Her:
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Conspiracy Theory: Wonder Woman and Princess Diana Might Just Be The Same Person

As you all know, Wonder Woman is an amazing asset to our society. She's strong and fast, and she'll whip the truth right out of people with that golden lasso. But lately, I've been thinking there might be a truth that needs to get whipped out of HER: who is she, really? Most of us know her real name is Diana Prince but doesn't that sound awfully similar to...Princess Diana? You know, the widely-adored, allegedly deceased princess of Wales? Once I noticed this subtle detail, I couldn't stop seeing the similarities. It's uncanny! Have a look for yourself…



the conspiracy of princess Diana and wonder woman | thumbnail text - BOTH Diana Prince and Princess Diana are the same gender! Sure, lots of people in the world are women. This could be circumstantial. But doesn’t it seem just a little too convenient?
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Funny Memes For Women Only

We love sharing the funniest and more relatable womens' memes with you so that you can share them with all the women in your life. Nothing bonds two women more than sharing that perfect meme about an inside joke, whether it's your best friend, sister, mom, or work bestie. Fear not; these memes have got you covered.

funny memes for women only | thumbnail text - Maggie? Winters? @saggiesplinters answering the door for delivery, My life clothes me and shoes i can't afford
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (February 24, 2021)

They say, "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned," but we say, "hell hath no fury like a woman with a Twitter account who a man has wronged." It's like a modern-day romance novel, with some comedy gold thrown in. Here are the funniest women roasting men tweets we saw this week, where women drag men through the proverbial mud, with some sass and wit thrown in for good measure. And here are last week's in case you missed them.



funniest women roasting men tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - abby govindan @abbygov ... I used to think I hated cuddling but I'm starting to think I just hated my ex boyfriend 12:49 AM - Feb 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 3,147 Retweets 363 Quote Tweets 54.9K Likes
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