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Time management is a skill that not everyone is blessed with. I would know; I don't have it. And suppose you're anything like me and perpetually run late to everything, you probably also live in a constant state of delusion that one day, you'll get a grip on your embarrassing inability to be on time. If running late was an art, then call me Picasso, because as hard as I try to get up each morning or arrive at any social event on time, I simply cannot. But hey, at least I'm aware of my shortcomings, right? They say the first step to recovery is admitting you have the problem in the first place, so I'm hopeful. In the meantime, you'll find me scrolling through these hilarious memes, and if it makes me even later, then so be it.

Our favorite day of the year is here - Happy National Cheesecake Day! Today, we at Cheezcake are giving one major shoutout to the namesake of our brand. The Cheezcake ladies have got that cake, cake, cake, and we're all about sharing it with you today. Cheesecake enthusiasts share their deliciously cheesy cake creations on a subreddit titled The Universe's Greatest Dessert, and we couldn't agree more. We pledge allegiance to cheesecake today, and every day of the year. In honor of the national holiday, we have compiled our favorite cheesecakes on the subreddit from this week. Scroll down to drool, and have a very cheesy holiday! 

Ah, wedding season. You've made it to yet another day celebrating the union of two hotties with mediocre personalities adorable lovebirds, and you're feeling good as hell. If you're a bridesmaid, you put your blood, sweat, tears, and savings into the bridesmaid dress, keeping the bride happy, and planning the bachelorette party and the bridal shower. Now, you finally have room to breathe, and you're ready to have a fucking ball. If you're just a mere guest, you still spent a substantial amount of money on the wedding gift, and you want to ensure you get back on your investment through gorgeous groomsmen and an open bar. Besides, love is in the air today, right? Everyone deserves in on some of that action.

Yep, love is in the air for the groom and bride… just maybe not for you. Guys at weddings may look fire on the surface, but you'll soon discover that they're fire alright - total dumpster fires. Below is a list of guys you encounter at weddings. Set your standards low now, ladies. You got a tsunami of disappointment headed your way. God bless the open bar.

When you put a plethora of attractive single men and women together, throw in some dancing, and add an open bar, what do you get?? Lots of naughty sexual activity, of course! Since it's wedding season once again, together with The Single Society, we are sharing all of the sexual debaucheries that have happened to our readers in order to make you feel less alone in your raunchy wedding sexcapades. Enjoy reading the 9 naughtiest things single people have done at a wedding.

I think I speak for every single person when I say the modern dating scene can be pretty scary. But for someone unlucky ladies it can be downright terrifying. People not taking hints or even accepting a blatant rejection rearing their ugly heads can be undoubtedly frightening. We teamed up with The Single Society to tell you all about these spooky encounters from people who just couldn't take 'no' for an answer.

Each week, we bless you with a list of the funniest women we saw on Twitter. And that's no exaggeration; it truly is a blessing because the women of Twitter are hilarious, and they know how to sum up life's sh*tty moments with a twist. The twist being humor, sass, and sarcasm, and honestly, we're here for it. Welcome to this week's funniest women's tweets for you to peruse, share and then check out last week's when you're done with these.

Sometimes a girl just needs some vitamin D and it's not always the most convenient time or place, but you simply have to make due. Like this woman, who forgot that she had some visitors and was forced to improvise which might ultimately force her out of her own apartment building! Read this Sexcapade story of sexual prowess and hilarious debauchery when too much alcohol and a high libido put her in a terribly awkward situation for many 'a building employees to see!

Ladies gather round. If you love memes, love laughing at your own misfortune and love all things women-related, then this collection of memes is for you. We all know that life is more challenging for women than men, so we might as well find the funny in it. Whether it's romantic sh*t shows, kids, fashion fails or general life, we always have something to be sassy about, and these relatable women memes capture that so well, it hurts. So go and share them with all the women in your life. Because sharing is caring, and we care about you.

When dating apps graced the world with their presence, so did what seems like hundreds - maybe thousands - of dating 'definitions' and it is hard to keep them all straight! But lucky for you, we teamed up with dating blog The Single Society to keep you up to date on everything you need to know! From 'ghosting,' to 'cuffing season,' there is a constant flow of fascinating new behaviors and terms being coined and we are here to keep you current on all the latest lingo. Here are the top eight dating terms we thinking everyone should be aware of in 2021!

A quintessential 'Karen' is typically thought to be a middle-aged white woman, but we are here to inform you that this is not always the case and that Karens in fact, can come in many different shapes and sizes. Entitlement issues are everywhere and that includes the dating universe. We have teamed up with dating blog The SIngle Society to bring you nine times a person realized they were on a date with an entitled, arrogant, manager-manipulating Karen. Have YOU ever been on a date with a Karen? Make sure you let us know here!

When it comes to understanding women, men don't stand a chance. But, to be fair, we women hardly understand ourselves, so it's not very surprising. Women may be complex, but we are wonderful. Wonderfully complex, if you will. This batch of memes summarizes how wonderfully complex we are with all our nuances, moods, hypes, and quirks. Celebrate being a woman with these all-too-relatable women's memes, and share them with all the other women in your life so they, too, can feel recognized.

Twitter is a fun ol' place to hang out; it's full of humor, and let's face it, we could all use some more of that. No one rocks Twitter quite like women because women are freakin hilarious, and we're so here for it. Each week we collect some of the funniest tweets written by women that we've come across and serve them to you on a plate, with a side serving of sass. Scroll through these funny women's tweets and then check out last week's funniest women tweets for a further helping of entertainment thanks to women's humor.

Bad dates make for GREAT stories, and we have lots of them. With millions of single people getting back in action on the dating apps around the world we are once again becoming flush with hilarious experiences and awkward situations, and as always, they do not disappoint. We have teamed up with dating blog The Single Society to bring you a list of the absolute worst things that happened on the dates of last week. Do YOU have a bad/funny/awkward date to share? Spill the tea, please. You could also be featured in next week's list of horrible dates!

If you've ever been wronged by a man (and let's face it: who hasn't?) then you're in luck. The time has come to name and shame all the men out there who have made you lose hope in dating, love, and, quite frankly, the universe. Instagram account 'To The Guys I've (Kinda) Dated' helps women get the closure they need by publishing open letters to the men (exes or almost exes) who have disappointed them somehow.

The sassy women of Twitter never fail to inspire us with their wit, charm, and overall awesomeness. At Cheezcake, we love funny women, which makes sense because we are funny women. That's why our weekly haul of funniest women tweets is the favorite part of our week, so if you too like funny women (and why wouldn't you), then this collection of funny tweets will tickle all your funny bones and more. And you can check out last week's funniest women tweets when you're done, to get another dose of female humor.

Forget needing the newest designer purse or sunglasses; nowadays, having a therapist is the latest must-have accessory. Don't get me wrong, it's incredible that mental health resources are becoming more accessible and with less stigma attached. But sometimes, it seems like people rely a little too heavily on their therapists to keep them sane, not knowing how to manage their breakdowns on their own anymore. Essentially, we've created a whole generation of hot messes who are hanging on by a thread—you know I'm right. But in case you have any doubts, these therapy memes sum it up pretty well.