Welcome back ladies and gentlemen of the internet. There are moments when we don’t know if we’re dreaming or not. Sometimes someone says something so jarring and wild, that you really lose your conscious balance and need to recenter. It’s even worse if it happens in front of a bunch of people at a wedding. The embarrassment that can come from family is unyielding to reality checks. Sometimes you don’t know where they found the audacity and confidence to expel something so heinous from their lip…