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Jealous Woman Shames 'Friend' For Going All Out On Her Birthday

Different people have vastly different opinions on their birthdays. Some people dread them every year because they're so perplexed on how to celebrate, or don't feel like they've accomplished enough in the past year, or they just don't like adding a larger number to their identity. But some people are obsessed with their birthdays, and actually look forward to their big day. It doesn't really matter how you feel about your birthday, whether you have strong or mild feelings about it, you're allowed to feel however you want and no one should hold you back from celebrating it in whichever way feels right to you.

Jealous Woman Shames 'Friend' For Going All Out On Her Birthday| thumbnail text - Posted by u/East-Variety 2 hours ago AITA For telling my friend her birthday is annoying?
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Grown Man Storms Out Of Family Birthday Dinner After There Were No Chicken Nuggets

A lot of people started out as picky eaters. For whatever reason, it's harder to try new things when we're younger. We become comfortable with one kind of food and it becomes our safety net. This is part of the reason why you can basically find the same 4 items on every children's menu. We expect this behavior of children, but if these limitations linger with you into adulthood, into your thirties... Well, it can become a bit of an issue.

Grown Man Storms Out Of Family Birthday Dinner After There Were No Chicken Nuggets| thumbnail text - - r/AmltheAsshole u/LateNightFalls • 21h 2 4 e7 3 5 8 13 AITA for not accommodating my brother in law during my birthday dinner and telling him his taste wasn't my priority? Not the A-hole
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Very Extra Astrology Tweets That Sum Up The Beginning Of Cancer Season

Whether or not you give a flying frick about astrology, or horoscopes, or the economy (idk), it really doesn't make much of a difference. These trains keep chugging on whether we hop on or not. We can try to understand them, and maybe it'll add a little spice to our life, or, maybe it'll just be more information we would rather not be aware of. Regardless of where you stand, these very over-the-top Tweets about astrology are always entertaining.

Happy Cancer season losers.

Very Extra Astrology Tweets That Sum Up The Beginning Of Cancer Season| thumbnail text - jerm @notbaldanymore ... i dont even know what a retrograde is but i will be spending money today 9:57 PM · Jun 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 44 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 707 Likes
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Here's Your Monthly HOEroscope, Shave Accordingly

You've read countless horoscope predictions, but none of them have ever solely focused on what's really important - sex, duh! The universe runs on sex, hence sex is intrinsically connected to the stars. What I'm telling you that your sex life is based entirely on your astrology, not to mention Mercury being in retrograde. It seems like Mercury is always in retrograde, but I digress. Back to your sex life.

We're thrilled to present your monthly HOEroscopes, where we determine your sexual future based on the cosmos. Because science, b*tch. May the D be ever in your favor this week. 

Sexual horoscopes | thumbnail text -m, メ me II HOEroscopes Sex and the Stars u up? Pd
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Mom Forces Daughter To Share Swimsuit With 'Less Fortunate' Child On Her Birthday

Parenting is difficult, and people across the globe are definitely guilty of f*cking it up. On Reddit's "Am I The Asshole?" thread, a mom asked about a recent parenting mishap involving her 6-year-old daughter's birthday party. A child who almost had to go into foster care showed up at the birthday party without a swimsuit, and the mom tried to give her the daughter's brand-new swimsuit. Because she's a typical six-year-old, she had a meltdown, and the mom responded by punishing her on her birthday. Who knew so much drama could go down at a six-year-old's birthday party? Scroll down for more details, and how people reacted. Do you think the mom was in the wrong? 

AITA Reddit thread about mom and daughter drama at birthday | thumbnail text - r/AmItheAsshole · Posted by u/sdfvtewdvredd 1 day ago AITA for forcing my daughter to share her new swimsuit on her birthday against her wishes Asshole A week or so ago my cousin took in her 5 year old niece who would be in foster care right now if it wasn't for her taking her in. Without going in to too much detail, she's had a rough time lately. So they show up at my daughter's birthday(6th birthday) to drop off cou
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People Confess The Ridiculous Ways They Thought Babies Were Born

Why does it take so long for us to understand how babies are born? When kids don't get explained something clearly, that's when their imaginations start to run amok. Unless you were a key witness at your younger siblings' birth, it's unlikely you knew exactly what went down until an embarrassingly late age. Eventually, they have to teach you in school exactly what happens. But until that point, all we can do is make up what seems the most likely in our little child brains.

On Reddit people are sharing how they imagined childbirth before they understood what went down, and it just proves how much e ought to invest in sex-Ed.

People Confess The Ridiculous Ways They Thought Babies Were Born| thumbnail text - Frozly · 17h 2 Awards I assumed you just bought them from the store like everything else. G Reply 1.5k
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People Describe Their Funny Childbirth Stories

Giving birth is without a doubt one of the most beautiful miracles to occur every single second in this life. Side-note: Isn't that crazy? However, even though it is a precious thing, it is uncomfortable, painful, and gooey. I don't know about you, but my mom loves to remind me of that too. I guess childbirth/raising children are both one of those things that you never fully understand until you give it a go.

People Describe Hilarious Childbirth Stories| Thumbnail text - leave_no_tracy 2 years ago Three days after giving birth I decided to take a walk with my baby. Went down hill to a park and everything was fine. On the way back I just couldn't walk up the hill. Tried several times before calling an Uber to drive me five hundred feet to my house. 55 Give Award Share Report Save
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Funny Tweets From Parents Showing How Seriously Their Kids Take Birthdays

Birthdays are a big event when you're a kid. They only come around once a year and a year feels like a millennium to a young child. Some families put a lot of emphasis on them but it only makes kids have higher and higher expectations, which can be dangerous. But hey, it's pretty cute how they get so excited. Here are some tweets that showcase that exact energy and how parents struggle to handle it. 



Funny tweets from parents showing how seriously their kids take birthdays | thumbnail text - *sigh*clops @aotakeo ... My daughter turned 5 today. She is currently having a meltdown bc she "still looks 4" 7:12 PM Feb 7, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 194 Retweets 12 Quote Tweets 3,083 Likes
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People Whose Birthdays Became Super Heartwarming

Birthdays are a special day for everyone. Whether it's the thoughtful gifts you receive, the surprise birthday parties your friends and family make, or just spending time with your loved ones, there are infinite ways to make someone's birthday extra special. Some people managed to capture these special moments on camera, and as you browse through these photos, you can feel the heartwarming moments of the birthdays. It just goes to show, it's all about the little things...

photos of people whose birthdays became heartwarming - cover pic guy with his mom being surprised walking into her surprise birthday party | My mom's priceless reaction when she walked into her surprise birthday party. After the party, she told me it was her only real birthday party since she was 11 years old
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Dad Celebrates Daughter's Eighth Birthday With A Mermaid Photoshoot

The photos of a dad who took part in a mermaid photoshoot with his eight-year-old daughter for her birthday have gone viral, capturing the hearts of everyone who saw them. Donned in pink and purple costumes - including mermaid tails - the pair looked like the best time creating the special memories for the little girl's birthday. Dad goals much?

Desirae Deal, the photographer who captured the event said, "I had the honor of doing a mermaid session for this sweet girl's 8th birthday, and all she wanted was for her Dad to join in on the fun. Let me tell you he did NOT disappoint! The laughs, the joy, and the memories they created were the absolute best gift he could've gave her. I have no doubt that this story, this priceless memory, will be talked about and cherished for generations to come. Take the pictures. Play with them every chance you get, for they are only little for so long." Check out the precious pictures below! 

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Bakery Mix-up When Woman Orders Moana Cake For Her Birthday And Receives A Marijuana Cake Instead

The best kind of mix-up there is! Now 25-year-old Kensli Davis from Atlanta, Georgia, has a hysterical story that will be told for years to come! Talk about a memorial birthday! 

Kensli Davis's mom called the Dairy Queen bakery to order her a Moana-themed cake, but the employees misheard and prepared, quite artistically might we add, a marijuana-themed cake instead.

Complete with a My Little Pony, red-eyed and well.. baked

Regardless of the theme, that ice cream cake looks delicious and we'd love a bite.

Happy birthday, Kensli Davis! 

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3-Year-Old Chooses A Horror Movie As Her Birthday Party Theme And It's Amazing

Meet Lucia, the unique 3-year-old who decided to change things up from the norm, in a rather interesting way. In a world of superheroes and princess' birthday parties, it's refreshing to see a new theme. Even if that theme is well... terrifying. Lucia's parents Oscar Trujillo and Laura Brown made Lucia's birthday dreams come true. Lucia cousin Andrea Villarreal, who shared the story on Twitter, told My San Antonio, "Her parents did not question it at all, they were very supportive of her wanting this theme, especially because Lucia was very persistent. They had to go out of their way to make the pinata and cake special for the occasion because as you can imagine, you those aren't popular requests."


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The Differences Between Mom And Dad Summed Up In One Hilarious Twitter Thread

Twitter user, Michelle, shared the different birthday messages she got from her parents and twitter couldn't agree more. 

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Betty White Just Turned 97 And Here Are Her Hilarious Tips For Living A Long Happy Life

Betty White's Top Ten Tips For Living A Long Happy Life Are Hilarious And Practical. Read and save! Via: Pleated Jeans

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