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Super Clutch Excuses To Leave A Party

We're super excited to be out and about again after being holed up for so long. Then again, while parties are fun and all, there comes a time where we'd rather be binging Netflix or straight-up sleeping. But how do we leave a party without the host or guest realizing that we'd rather be anywhere else but here? A new Reddit thread has all the excuses you've been desperately searching for. Scroll down for hilariously awesome excuses to get out of that next party early on. 

best excuses to leave a party | thumbnail text - odd_neighbour · 4h I'm sorry, but my cat needs me. But you don't own a cat. Yes. It needs me to purchase it. Bye.
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Funny Tweets About The Relatable Struggles Of Sharing A Bed With Your Spouse

If you're used to getting eight hours of uninterrupted sleep every night, then marriage might not be for you. One of the sacrifices you have to make in a long-term, committed relationship is sharing a bed with someone else for the rest of your life and enduring night after night of snoring, duvet stealing, and heavy breathing. It's not ideal, by any means. But it's the small price we pay for love, right? Right? Anyone? These hilarious tweets from the spouses of Twitter show the relatably annoying aspects of sharing a bed.

funny and relatable tweets about the struggle of sharing a bed with your partner | thumbnail Text - mark 00 @TheCatWhisprer DATING: can't wait to see you again MARRIAGE: part of your knee was on my side of the bed again last night 4:16 PM Aug 21, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 28.1K Retweets 4.1K Quote Tweets 236.9K Likes
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Mom Tweets Hilarious Bedtime Conversations With Son

As most parents know, putting kids to bed is hardly a walk in the park. For some reason, they'll find every excuse under the sun to stay awake (until they become teenagers and then sleep is all they do) and make your life a misery while they do it. One mom and professor at Duke Divinity School, Kate Bowler, tweeted all of the delaying tactics of her six-year-old son Zach, who for 30 days straight tried to keep his mom in the room longer than usual after getting tucked in by asking questions. Here are some of his funniest ones.

mom tweet bedtime conversation son funny procrastination | Kate Bowler O @KatecBowler goodnight lovie Him waggling eyebrows) goodnight mom will be hard leave kisses head be fine Him: Goodnight "M O M M O M" spells DAD.right mom makes direct eye contact know much want correct Him DO! 4:50 PM Apr 25, 2020 Twitter Web App 22 Retweets 923 Likes
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Bedtime. We always think it's going to be filled with books and cuddles until ... REALITY!