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Lines From 'The Office' That You Should Never Use In Bed

The Office isn't just a mockumentary; it's also a never-ending source of one-liners that can be used to make any situation infinitely more awkward. Michael Scott's favorite line, "That's what she said," is great for turning anything into a sexual innuendo, but when you're actually in bed with someone, there are some quotes from The Office that you should probably avoid. Because, in the wise words of Dwight, "Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' and if they would, I do not do that thing." So, to help you not be an idiot, we thought it would be fun to find some of Dunder Mifflin's famous quotes that you should NEVER say to someone in bed, or worse, want to hear someone you're in bed with, say to you. Unless they're a fellow Office groupie, in which case you're winning. And if you're in bed with someone who isn't a Michael Scott groupie, then what are you even doing with your life?

lines from 'The Office' that you should never use in bed | thumbnail text - it says 'bushiest beaver' I just want it to stop
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Relatable Tweets About Sharing A Bed For Anyone Stuck With A Snoring Partner

When you love someone, it means accepting them for all their flaws, even the gross ones. No one is perfect 100% of the time (except you, of course), and every person comes with their quirks and annoying habits. But perhaps the most annoying habit you can find in a partner is someone who snores; it's like winning the 'annoying partner lottery'.

relatable tweets about sharing bed with your partner | thumbnail text - Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry My husband rolled over and open mouth snored directly into my eyes last night if you're wondering how we keep the magic alive. 1:44 AM · Dec 12, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
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People Throw Out The Worst Names To Moan In Bed

There are a lot of things that can ruin the mood in bed. It can be hard to 'resume' after the most un-sexy song pops up on shuffle, or somebody receives a phone call from an ex, or when a not-so-subtle fart sound occurs. But, we already knew that sex is definitely not what it's like in the movies, so we expect weirdness to ensue from time to time.

However, if you find yourself with a partner who has an 'unmoanable' name, you may have to make a decision. Do I say it, even if it ruins the mood? Have they ever even used this name for a love interest in a movie?

If you have some deal-breaker names that you cannot say in bed without laughing, this Reddit thread will probably make you chuckle.

People Throw Out The Worst Names To Moan In Bed| thumbnail text - r/AskReddit - Posted by u/macsredditaccount1 7 hours ago 156 What is the most unmoanable name? 89% Upvoted | 317 Comments Award Share .. RadGrandpaDragon 7 hours ago Fitzhenry
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People Reveal Their Exes Fetishes Which Totally Turned Them Off

When it comes to sex, everyone has their thing. Each person gets off to something specific, from a range of bizarre kinks and fetishes to bog-standard, plain ol' vanilla sex. Of course, no one should be judged for what gets them off in the bedroom. As long as their partner is consensual and willing to take part in their fetish safely, then it's all good. But fetishes are very personal, and when you're in a relationship with someone who is into something you're not, then things can get... awkward. People on Reddit shared the kinks their exes used to have, which did absolutely nothing for them, and it's clear how crucial sexual compatibility is in a relationship.

people reveal their exe's fetishes which did absolutely nothing for them | thumbnail text - SilentHillNA 7 months ago Biting. Normally I am more than happy with that. But he would do so unexpectedly, no warning, and hard enough that it would bruise or break skin. Oh and he would do like a shark, shaking his head back and forth hard. And in usually the most sensitive places. That's takes the fun out of it and set me on edge so much that I couldn't get off because I was always ready for the next b
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Women Expose The Weird Things Men Do During Sex

Doing the deed can be very intimidating. Sometimes it can feel like an endless guessing game, constant trial and error for men. But really, most women would agree that it is much better to ask rather than go ahead assume you know what a girl likes. News flash! All girls are different. I know, isn't that crazy? You may think you have mastered the female pleasure system, but if you really want to succeed, you should just start from square one with each girl. It takes two to tango after all.

Women Share Cringey Things Guys Do In Bed| Thumbnail text - strawberrychel 1 year ago When we say 'don't stop', DON'T START SPEEDING UP! Keep doing EXACTLY what you're doing, for fuck's sake. 3.0k Give Award Share Report Save
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Relatable Memes About Being Tired For Insomniacs

The older you get, the more sleep becomes a hot commodity that you can never get enough of. The irony is, of course, that kids resist sleep, even though they are sent to bed early, and adults who can choose when they go to bed are always sleep-deprived. Somehow, life gets in the way, and sleep becomes something we're permanently behind on. Fellow exhausted insomniacs, these memes are for you.



funny memes about being tired for those who refuse to go to bed | thumbnail text - me at 9am I've had enough waking hours for one day. Am I exhausted? Yes Will I go to bed early? No
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Funny Tweets From Women Comparing Their Side Of The Bed To Their BF's

Men and women are very different. Yes, I know, we shouldn't generalize, but on the whole, women are a lot tidier than men and care more about the aesthetics of their living space. Ladies, if you live with your male partner, I'm sure you can corroborate. One woman, who was clearly sick and tired of the mess her boyfriend left in his personal space, shared a side-by-side picture of hers and her boyfriend's side of the bed on Twitter, captioning it, "my side of the bed vs my bfs side of the bed". Her tweet went viral and clearly struck a nerve with other women out there, who replied with similar pictures of their sides of the bed compared to their boyfriends. It seems like the generalization lives up to its' name...

funny tweets from women sharing pictures of their side of the bed vs their BF | thumbnail text -hanny styles @hannystyles69 my side of the bed vs my bfs side of the bed ... Bed SOP My Own Ward RUTH BADER GINSBURG 12:06 AM · Feb 1, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 40.7K Retweets 10.4K Quote Tweets 649.8K Likes Rachel Ouellette @cherry_wavesss Replying to @hannystyles69 ..accurate
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Funny Tweets About The Relatable Struggles Of Sharing A Bed With Your Spouse

If you're used to getting eight hours of uninterrupted sleep every night, then marriage might not be for you. One of the sacrifices you have to make in a long-term, committed relationship is sharing a bed with someone else for the rest of your life and enduring night after night of snoring, duvet stealing, and heavy breathing. It's not ideal, by any means. But it's the small price we pay for love, right? Right? Anyone? These hilarious tweets from the spouses of Twitter show the relatably annoying aspects of sharing a bed.

funny and relatable tweets about the struggle of sharing a bed with your partner | thumbnail Text - mark 00 @TheCatWhisprer DATING: can't wait to see you again MARRIAGE: part of your knee was on my side of the bed again last night 4:16 PM Aug 21, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 28.1K Retweets 4.1K Quote Tweets 236.9K Likes
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Wife Documents Husband's Struggle With Extra Pillows On The Bed

Jim and Joanne Sterling have been married for 45 years and Jim is still finding ways to keep the marriage fresh and bring humor into the relationship. Every morning when he makes the bed he comes up with an interesting design with the pillows, which Joanne documents on Facebook. Check out the hilarious pictures below. 

wife husband struggle bed pillows funny facebook documents | After 45 years Jim is in charge of making the bed every morning. I don’t think he knows what to do with the extra pillows
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Awkward Things To Say After Sex Which Will Instantly Kill The Mood

Great sex isn't just about the deed itself. It's also about the lead-up, the mood, the whole vibe. And what happens after is just as important as what happens before and that includes the pillow talk. While most people use it as an opportunity to get to know the other person, talk about their shared experience, or possibly even plan the next time, there are some who try and make it as awkward as possible. Here are some of the weirdest things people have come up with to totally kill the moment after sex. Who said romance is dead?

awkward after sex askreddit nsfw couple bed moment killer funny nsfw | ObnoxiouslyPolitical 110 points 14 hours ago Would like talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
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35 Random Memes That Will Inspire You To Stay In Bed Another 5-Minutes

Solid stream of 35 memes with no correlation to each other aside from some of them being funny.

Random memes of various topics and subject matter
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How To Fart When Sharing a Bed: An Ilustrated Guide To Relationships

One of the most important and least discussed milestones in relationships is the first time you fart in a bed… cartoonist Weng Chen wrote some insightful guide about it. 

webcomic about farting in a relationship and sharing a bed
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