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Women Demand Justice Against Balding Men Who 'Hatfish'

You've heard of the notorious catfish on social media and dating apps, but what about men who hatfish? For those of you who haven't heard of the term, let me enlighten you. Urban Dictionary defines hat fishing as a practice in which a man purposely deceives a potential romantic partner by wearing a hat to hide his rapidly receding hairline or completely bald head. It's like the male version of women being accused of wearing too much makeup in order to hide how they really look. The women of Twitter have recently become very wary of men practice this kind of dirty deception, and have taken to the platform to call them out. Scroll down for the best 'hatfishing' tweets this week. 

Funniest tweets about bald men who catfish and hatfish | thumbnail text - 雏菊 ... @12D20R98 I never noticed how receding all my coworkers hairlines are. like we are all always wearing hats or beanies but today we had a meeting and these mf's took their hats off and I was STUNNED. Next short people joke I get I'm making them cry. 9 10:25 PM · Mar 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Prince William Named 'World's Sexiest Bald Man' And Twitter Is Howling

Prince William was just named 'World's Sexiest Bald Man' on the planet according to a new study using google, though it appears that most Twitter users have different thoughts. When this news broke out it did not take long for people to develop suspicions. Does this have anything to do with the Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Interview? What is this new study that 'uses google?' How did the Duke of Cambridge beat out  Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson,  Michael Jordan, and Stanley Tucci? 

Stanley Tucci alone has received much love from Twitter during these trying times, I can already feel that the 'Justice for Stanley' has the potential to blow up the internet. And, as a Stanley Tucci STAN... I'm not mad about it.

Prince William Named 'World's Sexiest Man' And Twitter Is Howling| thumbnail text - Sassy Vagrant X- @myloveisdrunk ... Replying to @ManMadeMoon and @Independent I can't tell you how devestated I am to hear all other bald men have died. 8:39 PM · Mar 27, 2021 · Twitter for Android 60 Retweets 10 Quote Tweets 2,090 Likes
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Twenty-Four Exceedingly Relatable Balding Tweets

Aging isn't fun. Wrinkles, muscle pains, when did text become so blurry? Your body is making noises it wasn't yesterday and everything hurts. And for many men, getting older brings the fun concept of coming to terms with balding and forever having people mention your lack of hair. 

Did you know that according to the American Hair Loss Association, two-thirds of American men will experience some degree of appreciable hair loss by the age of 35? That's quite a lot. 

On the bright side, if you are in that statistic, just know that you are most definitely not alone. 

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