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Don't be a baby, unless your mine. Then it's a different story. These juvenile posts will have you gooing and gaaing all day long.

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Woman Insists On Giving Her Child The Same Name As Her Sister's Deceased Daughter

It's normal to feel in competition with your siblings, you have usually been compared to them a lot. And the idea of sibling rivalries are nothing new, they're almost natural as everyone wants the most attention and to have their parents be proud of them. But at what point do sibling rivalries cross the line? You can steal each other's clothes, hobbies, but baby names? That might be the line, especially if it's a child that's no longer with us. That's what you call toxic.

Woman Insists On Giving Her Child The Same Name As Her Sister's Deceased Daughter| thumbnail text - r/AmltheAsshole u/pilkurdentis · 14h O 1 9 18 e 12 3 25 56 1 AITA for "ruining my niece's birth" over a name?
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Dad Photoshops Baby Into Dangerous Situations To Horrify Mom

Dads often get a bad rep when it comes to parental responsibilities, and if this guy is anything to go off, we have no idea why. Not! Kenny Deuss from Belgium has taken parenting humor to a whole new level by photoshopping his baby daughter into various dangerous situations and sending them to the baby's mom whenever she checks in on them. The first time nearly gave her a heart attack, and we're not surprised. From browsing a baby gun website to sitting on cliff edges, to being trapped in a washing machine, Kenny certainly knows how to make a picture raise some eyebrows. Thankfully since then, she has gotten used to this odd parenting style and even looks forward to them. But she sure must have a lot of patience for Kenny and his antics. Check out some of his hilarious photoshop works of art below, and you can visit his Instagram page for more of his masterpieces.


dad photoshops his baby daughter into dangerous positions to scare mom | thumbnail includes two images of baby using power drill and baby trapped in table
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Woman Expects Friend To Take Care Of Newborn Until She Decides To Keep Her Or Not

Life can be really complicated sometimes, and terrible things can really hit you from left field. However, we cannot unload all of our issues onto our friends and expect them to solve each and every one. Our friends are there to support us, but they are also facing their own demons, and the love and care need to go both ways. It can be extremely difficult to find this kind of balance in friendships sometimes.

Woman Expects Friend To Take Care Of Newborn Until She Decides To Keep Her Or Not| thumbnail text - Posted by u/throwaway10sj 9 hours ago AITA for refusing to take care of my friend's child anymore?
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Man Angry At Wife After She Says No To His BFF Moving In With Them And Their Newborn

You dn;t even need to have children of your own t know that having a newborn in the house is a huge responsibility. Infants are extremely fragile and require constant love and attention. It is important to treat our friends with love too, but after starting a family it's normal for one's priorities to begin to shift. It doesn't make us sh*tty friends, it's just a part of adulting. If someone were to spend all their time taking care of their rowdy friends, how would they have enough time to parent?

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Man's Family Harasses Pregnant GF After She Refuses To Move In To Run Down House

Buying a house is a huge step to make. Some people avoid it for the majority of their lives because it's not something you can easily take back. Renting a place and owning it are two entirely different experiences. When you rent, you don't have to think long term, only until the end of your lease. When you own, well it's yours now, so you better make sure it's maintainable and worth all the effort.

The main point we're getting at here is... it's not a decision to be made rashly, and if you have a significant other who's meant to move in with you, maybe let them have a look before you make one of the largest investments of your life. Just some food for thought.

Man's Family Harasses Pregnant GF After She Refuses To Move In To Run Down House| thumbnail text - r/AmltheAsshole u/Hot-Story6936 • 8h AITA for refusing to move in with my boyfriend even though he bought us a house?
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Woman Shamed By Ex Mother-In-Law For Opening Front Door While Breastfeeding Her Baby

The thing people forget about babies is that they don't feed on a schedule; when they're hungry, they're hungry, and that's when you gotta whip out your boob (or a bottle), regardless of where you are or what you are doing. Sometimes it might not be the most comfortable, especially if you're breastfeeding, but hey, welcome to motherhood. Unfortunately, there are still people who think it's ok to shame mothers for breastfeeding in public, and those people deserve to be in their own hall of shame, especially other women. Because they're only further sexualizing women's bodies and shaming one of the purest forms of motherly love. A single mother posted on Reddit's Am I The A—hole herself in a situation when her ex's mother shamed her for 'exposing herself to the whole neighborhood,' when she answered the door to her,  mid-breastfeeding. Of course, Redditors had a lot to say about this toxic woman and defended the nursing mom, who, of course, did nothing wrong. #FreeTheNipple





Woman Shamed By Ex Mother-In-Law For Opening Front Door While Breastfeeding Her Baby | thumbnail text - Posted by u/aitabreadtboob 1 day ago 25e12 3 19. 23 2 AITA For not putting my door? boob away when I answered the Not the A-hole I'm a single mom with an eighteen month old and a three week old, both on breast milk. Oldest is feeding up to five or six times a day, and baby is feeding every two to three hours, sometimes more often. Basically, my boobs are no longer my property, and wearing anyt
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Woman Punishes Germophobic Husband By Making Him Change Baby's Diaper

If you're not prepared to get your hands dirty we wouldn't recommend starting a family. Children are some of the messiest, grimiest, balls of dirt you can find. Of course, they have other redeeming factors as well, but you don't get to pick and choose whether or not to handle their 'messes.' Reddit user u/asaim46433 took to the 'Am I The A-Hole' community on Reddit to ask if they were in the wrong for 'Punishing' her husband by making him change their child's diaper. Quite the punishment if you ask us...



Woman Punishes Germophobic Husband By Making Him Change Baby's Diaper | thumbnail text - Posted by u/asiam46433 1 day ago O 11 10 S 28 4 AITA for making my (germaphopic) husband change our son's diaper? Not the A-hole My husband M27 and I f25 have a 2 months old together. He does everything almost except changing diapers He's a hardcore germaphobe so I handle the dirty part of our son's care. So my husband's been pestering me about the
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Entitled Father-In-Law Fuming Because He Can't Choose Name For Last Grandchild

Choosing a name for an unborn child is one of the coolest things we can do as humans. We literally decide how a person is going to be referenced their whole life. It's kind of a big decision, and not usually one that people make without some serious thought. Most of the time people would agree that it is entirely up to the parents to choose what names they want to use, but sometimes other people in the family will insist on having a say as well, and then things can get uncomfortable.

Entitled Father-In-Law Fuming Because He Can't Choose Name For Last Grandchild| thumbnail text - r/AmltheAsshole u/AITA_disposable • 11h + Join 2 3 3 2 E 3 AITA: for not allowing my FIL to have a say in my unborn child's name, My (30M) and my father have the same initials. We have the same last name but different first and middle names. My wife's first name also starts with the same letter as mine. She took my name when we got married so we have the same first and last initials. When we got preg
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Woman Requires Guests To Bring Expensive Gifts To Her Drive-By Baby Shower

Every culture has its own unique way of celebrating pregnancy, and birth, and sometimes even genders. Some are much more low-key than others. It's all fun and games until there are restrictions on the social gathering, yet people still insist of getting gifted luxurious gifts for their unborn child. Of all the things we do, I think baby showers and gender-reveal parties might be one of the weirdest.  Why do we expect gifts for basically getting laid, or cause literal expositions to announce whether we saw a pee-pee on an ultra-sound?

Woman Requires Guests To Bring Expensive Gifts To Her Drive-By Baby Shower| thumbnail text - r/AmltheAsshole u/Careless_Diamond_930 · 15h + Join 2 2 e1 3 1 1 AITA for refusing to purchase a baby gift for my cousin's second baby shower?
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Man's Brother Got His Ex Pregnant, He Refuses To Go To Their Baby's Gender Reveal Party

Gender reveal parties have caused a lot of drama in the past few years. People are starting to realize that parents go way too hard when sharing the gender of their unborn child. People get roasted for celebrating something that really isn't much of an accomplishment anyway. Your child was bound to show up as one or the other, whether or not you fill a balloon with pink or blue confetti.

This gender reveal party is even more contentious, however. A man's ex-girlfriend cheated on him with his brother and they are now having a child. This guy is asking on Reddit's 'Am I The A-Hole' page if he is in the wrong for not wanting to attend their pointless baby shower.

Man Refuses To Go To Brother's Gender Reveal Party After His Brother Get's His Ex Pregnant| thumbnail text - r/AmltheAsshole u/ClearAsk616•9h + Join 2 3 e1 3 1 AITA for not going to my brother's baby shower/gender reveal with my ex girlfriend?
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People Describe Their Funny Childbirth Stories

Giving birth is without a doubt one of the most beautiful miracles to occur every single second in this life. Side-note: Isn't that crazy? However, even though it is a precious thing, it is uncomfortable, painful, and gooey. I don't know about you, but my mom loves to remind me of that too. I guess childbirth/raising children are both one of those things that you never fully understand until you give it a go.

People Describe Hilarious Childbirth Stories| Thumbnail text - leave_no_tracy 2 years ago Three days after giving birth I decided to take a walk with my baby. Went down hill to a park and everything was fine. On the way back I just couldn't walk up the hill. Tried several times before calling an Uber to drive me five hundred feet to my house. 55 Give Award Share Report Save
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Dad Fuming After Mom Puts Makeup On Their 2-Year-Old, Resulting In A Rash

Makeup is meant for adults; there are no two ways about it. Sure, kids can experiment and have fun with their mom or older sister's makeup, but only with adult supervision and within the framework of playing dress-up. Aside from the fact that adults encouraging children to wear makeup hild can cause body image issues that a child shouldn't have, some makeup contains chemicals that aren't designed for children's skin and can cause irritation and rashes. One father discovered this the hard way when his wife experimented with her makeup on their two-year-old child, which caused her to break out in a rash. A parenting war erupted over who was right.

dad fuming after mom puts makeup on their two year old which causes her to break out into rash | thumbnail text - Posted by u/AITAMUA 9 hours ago 2 AITA for calling my wife irresponsible? My wife(25F) and I (26M) have a baby girl that just turned 2 who we"ll call "Z". My wife loves cosmetics. She'll practice a lot and says she's even thinking about starting a MUA business. However, she lately has been wanting to practice makeup on Z which I was cautious about but didn't mind as long as it wasn't
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Dad Creates Funny List Of How To Hack Basic Life Skills While Holding A Baby

For many new parents, the magic of having brought a new life into this world is almost unimaginable. You start to plan all kinds of activities and outings under the assumption that you will never grow tired of your little bundle of joy. You wake up every morning longing to grab your child and dance like no one's watching. Oh, you sweet, innocent, naive little fawn. Wait a couple of weeks and reality will set in. Once you have kids they're with you everywhere. You're either holding them or they're climbing on you. You try to get a moment's peace but they're grabbing your shin and hanging on for dear life. Somehow they never get tired of it. How do they never get tired of it??

So, to help new parents cope with the growth of a new appendage in the shape of their child, we put together a list of all the awesome things you can do while holding your baby.




dad creates funny list of all things you can do while holding a baby | thumbnail text - Eating "What parent can honestly say they've never eaten a crumb off their unsuspecting child's head? Especially if the kid is sleeping peacefully— it's a victimless crime. Plus, you're directly responsible for how clean your child is so the 5-second rule just got a whole lot of leeway."
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Father Fuming After Brother-In-Law Kicks Baby Out Of Nursery To Hook Up With GF

Having a baby is hard work. Suddenly, your life revolves around this tiny human who depends on you for survival, and you better know what you're doing. Since parenting is a very much 'learn on the job' type of role, parenting basics don't necessarily come naturally, especially if you don't have children. One guy proved this while staying at his sister and brother-in-law's house when he relocated their sleeping baby from its nursery into a stroller in the hallway just so that he could have sex with his girlfriend in the nursery. Understandably, the situation left the baby's father fuming because the baby's blanket had fallen over his face, which could have been a fatally dangerous situation. He posted on Reddit's Am I The A**hole, explaining that his wife, who wasn't in town at the time, claims her husband is overreacting. Redditors disagreed and had A LOT to say on the matter.




Father Fuming After Brother-In-Law Kicks Baby Out Of Nursery To Hook Up With GF | thumbnail text - Posted by u/WA113BC356 1 day ago 12 13 3 26 26 AITA For kicking my brother in law out after he made my 10 months old son spend the night in a stroller? Not the A-hole Me M37 and my wife F30 have a ten months old son and recently started sleeping in his own room. We live in a small apartment. My wife works for an marketing company and it requires her to go on trips at least once a month. She invited
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Parents Admit Times They Really Thought, 'Damn, My Baby Is Ugly'

Having a child is a beautiful, magical miracle that many people feel very lucky to do. It also happens to be one of the most painful things a person could possibly go through, but hey, men are stronger than women right? I digress.

The point is, after all that work, and planning, and pain you'd hope that the final project is at least presentable. But then this alien creature comes sprawling out of your insides and you realize that thing is yours and it's pretty crazy. Obviously, it's beautiful, it's a baby! It's the purest thing ever, but damn they can be funny looking too. It's okay if you've had these thoughts too.

Parents Discuss Times They Really Thought, 'Damn, My Baby Is Ugly'| thumbnail text - justasmucho • 15h As a mom of 2, my babies looked like weird misshapen potatoes. Puffy eyes, cone heads, squished ears. Newborns are weird looking. 6 Reply 1.1k ...
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Medical Professionals Reveal Ridiculous Baby Names They Tried to Talk Parents Out Of

When it comes to baby names, the limit does not exist. There are so many themes, cultures, biblical references, and more to choose from. However, sometimes choice isn't necessarily a good thing. A Reddit user asked the nurses and midwives of Reddit if they've ever tried to talk parents out of particular baby names, and boy, did they have quite the names to share. Evidently, parents are a little off their rocker sometimes. Scroll down to hear names that are hilariously out of this world. 

Medical professionals reveal baby names they talked parents out of | thumbnail text - I worked at a registrar for a while and among the birth certificates I got some of the standouts i saw were: Killer, Syphilis and Sweet Prayer Sunrise
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