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Astrology Tweets Which Are So Extra It's Funny (April 25, 2021)| thumbnail text - O patty O @misspattyphatty if astrology isn't real, then why are you like that? 12:29 AM · Apr 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 3,575 Retweets 241 Quote Tweets 18.2K Likes

Astrology Tweets Which Are So Extra It's Funny (April 25, 2021)

The stars know too much

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Astrology Tweets Which Are Actually Really Funny If You Know Nothing About Astrology (April 18, 2021)| thumbnail text - - Terms of Virgo @VirgoTerms you piss a #Virgo off, you can forget about that treat they were planning to give you tonight. If 1:58 AM · Apr 17, 2021 · Astrologyzo 141 Retweets 24 Quote Tweets 891 Likes

Astrology Tweets Which Are Super Funny For People Who Know Nothing About Astrology (April 18, 2021)

The less you know, the funnier these are

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Astrology Tweets Which Are Really Funny If You Know Nothing About Astrology (April 11, 2021)| thumbnail text - ERIS @ERISTHEPLANET 4 planets in aries shake some a today 3:24 PM · Apr 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1,374 Retweets 140 Quote Tweets 5,957 Likes

Saucy Astrology Tweets Which Are Very Funny If You're Clueless About Astrology (April 11, 2021)

It's okay if you have no idea what any of this means either

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Weekly Ridiculous Astrology Tweets For People Who Don't Get It Either (April 4, 2021)| thumbnail text - vaby vahus: *+ @lunagiiselle •.. DO YOU HAVE THREE TO FOUR ACCOUNTS ON EACH SOCIAL MEDIA AND ARE YOU A GEMINI?

Weekly Ridiculous Astrology Tweets Which Are So Extra It's Funny (April 4, 2021)

If these Tweets scare you, you're not alone

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Weekly Ridiculous Astrology Tweets Which Are Unintentionally Funny (March 28, 2021)| thumbnail text - d* Empress Atlantis @empressatlantis •.. If you hate on astrology u don't deserve to celebrate your own birthday 1:18 AM · Mar 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Weekly Ridiculous Astrology Tweets Which Are Unintentionally Funny (March 28, 2021)

Guess they decide whether we can celebrate our birthdays now

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Weekly Ridiculous Astrology Tweets Which Are Unintentionally Funny (March 21, 2021)| thumbnail text - astro bully angie ... @teaxtarot ITS ARIES SEASON????? If u see me fighting someone please mind ur business! 3:18 PM · Mar 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Weekly Ridiculous Astrology Tweets Which Are Unintentionally Funny (March 21, 2021)

Some people need a hobby and it shows

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women's weekly funny horoscope January 2021 | thumbnail Text - Weekly NO Nonsense Horoscopes Because astrology is cheaper than therapy | Cancer thought finally found perfect no-strings-attached relationship, but looks like FWB has caught feels Unfortunately far being on same page, so 's time jump ship before this hookup entirely destroys friendship beyond repair.

Mostly Nonsense, But Kind Of Accurate Weekly Horoscopes (February 1 - 7, 2021)

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women's weekly funny horoscope January 2021| thumbnail Text - Cancer (June 21 - July 22) You've heard the word "no" so often recently that it's obnoxious at this point. But this is the week you've been waiting for - the week of YES! Expect to hear it everywhere and everywhere - YES to that promotion, YES to those vacation days, and SO MUCH YES in bed.

Mostly Nonsense, But Kind Of Accurate Weekly Horoscopes (January 25 - 31, 2021)

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women's weekly funny horoscope January 2021 | thumbnail Text - Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19) In honor of the last hurrah of your birthday month, rev up your energy engines! In addition to working on many different projects simultaneously, you should be working on many different guys simultaneously too, because according to the stars, the more the merrier.

Mostly Nonsense, But Kind Of Accurate Weekly Horoscopes (January 18 - 24, 2021)

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women's weekly nonsense horoscope January 2021 | thumbnail Text - Text - Taurus (April 20 - May 20) A super shitty secret is gonna come to light this week in your social circle. Depending on how you handle this newfound truth may determine the dynamics of your friend group forever. No pressure though. XOXO, Gossip Girl.

Mostly Nonsense, But Kind Of Accurate Weekly Horoscopes (January 11 - 17, 2021)

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women's weekly nonsense horoscope | thumbnail Text - Saggítarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21) Your financial situation is the opposite of a good time. As you dive headfirst into your bills, be sure to also dive into a tub of ice-cream. There's nothing a tub of ice- cream can't fix. Trust me, I'm super tight with Ben & Jerry.

Mostly Nonsense, But Kind Of Accurate Weekly Horoscopes (January 3 - 10, 2021)

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women's weekly funny horoscope | thumbnail Text - Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) You've had your eyes set on a sexy m. someone for months, but my, oh, my, looks like the boy's too shy, ain't gonna kiss the girl. Time to call the shots on your end - when the clock strikes 12, throw yourself into his arms, and let that midnight magic wash over the two of you. Cl

Your Nonsense New Years Horoscopes (December 27 - January 3)

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women's weekly funny horoscope | thumbnail Text - Saggítarius (Nov 22 Dec 21) This holiday season, you intend to be the gift. Whatever is on his list, you'll do it. Slutty Santa's Helper? Rudolph the Raunchy Reindeer? Christmas Tree Gone Wild? Ride that sleigh to town, girl!

Your Nonsense Christmas Horoscopes (December 20 - December 27)

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women's weekly funny horoscope | thumbnail image of woman pointing Text - Weekly Horoscopes Because astrology is cheaper than therapy | Taurus gonna hook up with couple Benjamins this week. Meaning purse is gonna be BRIMMING with cash.

Your Weekly Nonsense Horoscope (December 13 - December 20)

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Your Weekly Nonsense Horoscope (November 30 - December 6)

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women's weekly funny horoscope | thumbnail Text - Taurus Dollar signs are on the horizon this week - but only if you're not shy about it. Whether its asking for a promotion at work, or your sugar daddy to increase your weekly allowance, people are feeling more generous this Thanksgiving weekend.

Written In The Stars: Thanksgiving Weekly Horoscope (November 23 - 29)

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