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Mercury Is In Retrograde, And The Astrologers On Twitter Are Quaking| Thumbnail text - ava @avxxtarot mercury retrograde is just me fighting the urge to download tinder just to talk to people while I'm bored with the full intention of never pursuing anything or meeting them 7:33 PM · 10/2/21 · Twitter for iPhone 365 Retweets 109 Quote Tweets 2,901 Likes

Mercury Is In Retrograde, And The Astrologers On Twitter Are Quaking

Hilarious Astrology Tweets That We Definitely Got A Kick Out Of| Thumbnail text - Astro Poets ... @poetastrologers Scorpio: I'm the saddest person who ever lived Therapist: ok relax 8:28 PM · 9/25/21 · Twitter for iPhone 819 Retweets 199 Quote Tweets 6,089 Likes

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Hectic Astrology Tweets That Have No Business Being This Funny| thumbnail text - J. Cobb! @The_J_Cobb Replying to @jazminarias_ I told a horoscope obsessed bald coworker his "hairline was in retrograde." He didn't go to HR, but he promised to get back at me. It's been two years, and his threat looms over me every 99 day. 4:16 AM · Aug 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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Astrology Tweets Which Are Really Funny If You Know Nothing About Astrology (April 11, 2021)| thumbnail text - ERIS @ERISTHEPLANET 4 planets in aries shake some a today 3:24 PM · Apr 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1,374 Retweets 140 Quote Tweets 5,957 Likes

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