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Astrology Tweets Which Are So Extra It's Funny (April 25, 2021)

You don't have to know a lot about astrology to realize there is always something in the air. Either some planet is retrograding, or some evil moon is rising, or some sign is losing their mind. The stars really know how to keep us on our toes. The astrologers of Twitter are amazing at delivering the most recent horoscope shifts in very humorous and inspiring ways. For people who love astrology, these tweets probably seem really clever, but for those of us who are clueless about zodiac sh*t, these are just so extra it's funny.

Astrology Tweets Which Are So Extra It's Funny (April 25, 2021)| thumbnail text - O patty O @misspattyphatty if astrology isn't real, then why are you like that? 12:29 AM · Apr 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 3,575 Retweets 241 Quote Tweets 18.2K Likes
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Saucy Astrology Tweets Which Are Very Funny If You're Clueless About Astrology (April 11, 2021)

The world of astrology is much bigger than a lot of people might think. It's kind of like a cult continuously recruits members from all over the world. It seems that there also might be tiers of followers too. Some people just know their sign and a few qualities that come along with it; some people know all the signs, and the dates, and read their horoscope daily; and some people know their sign, and your sign (definitely before you told them), they know when mercury is in retrograde and when your moon is out and about. Simply put, they know too much, and I'm not embarrassed to say that such people terrify me.

My fears don't stop me from laughing at these very extra Tweets though.

Astrology Tweets Which Are Really Funny If You Know Nothing About Astrology (April 11, 2021)| thumbnail text - ERIS @ERISTHEPLANET 4 planets in aries shake some a today 3:24 PM · Apr 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1,374 Retweets 140 Quote Tweets 5,957 Likes
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